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  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:43 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Okay everyone.

    My son Jared just sat down beside me. He asked me if Uncle M, the big black lab man was on AMHD and he asked if I could say hi.

    So M, you cuddly dog you, hi from Jared. :)

    This is Jared speaking now : Hello Uncle M. How are you doing? I'm doing great! Do you live near Sydney? My sisters name is Sydney. That's funny! Giggle. Tee hee.

    Okay, now he's full blown laughing!

    He says goodnight to everyone. :)
    Hi Jared
    Good to talk to you Buddy , say hello to Sydney as well for me.

    Goodnight mate :)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:44 PM
    shazamataz

    Now how in the heck did you guys manage to do 28 pages in a few hours...

    There is no way I am reading all that :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Hi Jared
    Good to talk to you Buddy , say hello to Sydney as well for me.

    Goodnight mate :)
    M, he is grinning from ear to ear. He's so happy you wrote to him. Thanks buddy. :)

    Now, back to the cabin.

    Jared, off to bed! :rolleyes:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Now how in the heck did you guys manage to do 28 pages in a few hours....

    There is no way I am reading all that :p
    When the Shaz is away, the kids will play. :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:46 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Now how in the heck did you guys manage to do 28 pages in a few hours....

    There is no way I am reading all that :p
    Well when you have the experience that some of us have gained its rather easy :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:47 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    well when you have the experience that some of us have gained its rather easy :D
    LMAO! Are you saying that we're experienced gabbers? That's funny! :D

    Shaz, we're professionals, apparently. ;)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:49 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! Are you saying that we're experienced gabbers? That's funny! :D

    Shaz, we're professionals, apparently. ;)
    Scratch that.. addicts.

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:49 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! Are you saying that we're experienced gabbers? That's funny! :D

    Shaz, we're professionals, apparently. ;)
    I'm just saying if you could become an expert in gabbing all of us are candidates :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:53 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    im just saying if you could become an expert in gabbing all of us are candidates :D
    Candidates? Honey, we went from candidates to full blown experts many threads ago! :D

    Okay, Jared won't go to bed. He's enthralled with the conversation. No worries, he's going now, if I have to drag him kicking and screaming.

    Don't "but mommy" me Jared. BED! NOW! PRONTO! Mean mommy in 5,4,3,2,1... Oooooh, you better run!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:57 PM
    albear

    Lol I think I'm going to go to bed now to :)
    Going to law down here by the fire, no one better mistake me for a bearskin rug or there'l be hell to pay
    Night all :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 07:59 PM
    mudweiser

    http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../go-to-bed.jpg

    Haha.

    Hope I didn't cross a line there.

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:00 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../go-to-bed.jpg

    Haha.

    Hope I didn't cross a line there.

    Sarah
    What the?? :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:00 PM
    shazamataz

    Proffessional addicts lol

    Night albear :)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:00 PM
    albear
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../go-to-bed.jpg

    Haha.

    Hope I didn't cross a line there.

    Sarah
    I thought you were going to give us warning before giving me nightmares :(
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:01 PM
    Alty

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't like clowns!

    Bad Muddy, bad girl! Go to your room right now! Don't forget, I'm a mom! :(

    So, um, Mark, looks like we're alone. Care to take a walk in the woods? :)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:01 PM
    mudweiser

    It's fun.

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:03 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't like clowns!

    Bad Muddy, bad girl! Go to your room right now! Don't forget, I'm a mom! :(

    So, um, Mark, looks like we're alone. Care to take a walk in the woods? :)
    There is a joke in there about "wood" but I'll keep this PG :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:03 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    It's fun.

    Sarah
    You have a strange sense of fun! :(

    Clowns are evil! Just ask Stephen King!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:05 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    There is a joke in there about "wood" but I'll keep this PG :p
    Darn, you're good. I guess I underestimated you! My bad. ;)

    We could go to the water fall, the lake is beautiful, a bit cold, but nice. No need for a suit, we can go nakie! :)

    Okay, believe it or not, I am keeping it PG. Ask M. :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:06 PM
    mudweiser

    It's fun to see your reactions.

    "Ahhhh"

    "What the"

    "....."

    Tehee.

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:11 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darn, you're good. I guess I underestimated you! My bad. ;)

    We could go to the water fall, the lake is beautiful, a bit cold, but nice. No need for a suit, we can go nakie! :)

    Okay, believe it or not, I am keeping it PG. Ask M. :eek:
    Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:12 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Um cold water? Does the term "shrinkage" mean anything to you? :(
    Not really, I'm a girl! :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:13 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Not really, I'm a girl! :D
    If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    If the water is cold enough I will be to! :mad:
    Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

    How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

    See what you can do with that. :cool:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:16 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ooops! Okay, nix the swimming in the lake idea! :eek:

    How about roasting weiners by the fire! :D

    See what you can do with that. :cool:
    Cross my legs and cringe... that's what I can do with that!

    But there is a comment there about a um... foot-long. ;)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:19 PM
    mudweiser

    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:21 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah
    That's so sad. :(
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:21 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah
    :eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:22 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    :eek: Didn't anyone tell you that you aren't supposed to chew!
    And every guy that reads that will cross his legs... OUCH! :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Cross my legs and cringe....that's what I can do with that!

    But there is a comment there about a um....foot-long. ;)
    LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

    A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:24 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Hehe, Stringer, they think you are the gassy party... Oops... guess who smelt it dealt works ;)
    YouTube - Funny Fart
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:24 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! Foot long. Reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Why do women have such bad depth perception?

    A: Because all their lives men have told them that 2 inches is actually 10. :p
    Oh damn... on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:28 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Oh damn....on a totally unrelated note, leave your tape measure in the cabin k?
    Alrighty then! :)

    If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:29 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Alrighty then! :)

    If you need a hand with that, let me know. :D
    Hand... or some other part... :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:31 PM
    mudweiser

    Haha good joke Alty.

    I have one I bookmarked.

    Penis Joke:

    Dear Management,

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    1- I do physical labor
    2- I work at great depths
    3- I plunge head first into everything I do
    4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
    5- I work in a damp environment
    6- I don't get paid overtime
    7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
    8- I work in high temperatures
    9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Dear Penis,

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    1- You can not work 8 hours straight
    2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
    3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
    4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
    5- You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
    6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
    7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
    8- You will retire well before you are 65
    9- You are unable to work double shifts
    10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
    11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

    Sincerely,
    The Management

    Sarah [hehehe! ]
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Alty

    LMAO! I love it Muddy!

    I'm copying that and sending it to all my friends! :)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I don't eat meat [giggles]

    Sarah

    Uhmmmm... no better not LOL :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:47 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You have a strange sense of fun! :(

    Clowns are evil!
    I agree Alty! I stepped away and came back to catch up on the happenings and saw that freakish clown. :eek:

    That was a horrible thing to do Sarah!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:50 PM
    mudweiser

    Sowie NM :(

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Uhmmmm..........................no better not LOL :eek:
    You and me both M. You and me both. :o

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