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  • Mar 9, 2009, 05:14 PM
    friend4u178

    They are Sweet Potato chips Twinkie , something a bit different. If you'd like a different kind just let me know :)

    Hello Bear , I see you ;)
  • Mar 9, 2009, 05:18 PM
    albear

    Yea M you caught me :)
    Hi everyone :)
  • Mar 9, 2009, 06:29 PM
    starbuck8

    What the heck have you guys been doing while I've been gone?? Party Animals!

    I just got off the phone with our Momma! She's gone mad I tell you... absolutely mad! She says you kids have got to settle down, or she's going to come in and whoop you!

    She said, and I quote... "don't make me come over there...you kids better mind your darn manners!"---at least I think that's what she said. I've been put in charge, so stay in line, or... and this IS a quote "There will be foots up A$$ES!" Get it?. got it?. good!

    Anyway... Chery says HI kids... love you all... she's doing as fine as she can, and will come and say HI soon!

    Gosh... we talked for hrs! Love my Momma C... she's so funny! She'll never lose her sense of humour.

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  • Mar 9, 2009, 06:36 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Friend dearheart just what kind of chips are they? They look somehow different from what I'm used to eating?

    What kind of soda do you want as a trade? I've got one of everything in this cell I'm in right now.

    Twink?. what else do you have? I've got some taco chips and salsa... pass over the soda! Shhhhh... hide the file underneath.
  • Mar 9, 2009, 06:39 PM
    friend4u178
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    twink?....what else do ya have? I've got some taco chips and salsa....pass over the soda! shhhhh...hide the file underneath.

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  • Mar 9, 2009, 06:42 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post

    I seeeeee youuuuuu!

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  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:11 PM
    Alty

    You silly kids, I can't leave you alone for a minute.

    I wasn't here but I forgot to log off, see Bear, this is why I'm usually invisible! :(
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:17 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    I wasn't here but I forgot to log off, see Bear, this is why I'm usually invisible! :(

    Who said that?? :confused:

    ::looks around::
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:20 PM
    Alty

    Pssst, Starby, the deputy can't see me! Quick, give me the file, I'll set us both free and we'll make a run for it. This is going to be easy as pie!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pie! :)
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:21 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Who said that???:confused:

    ::looks around::

    Crap... the ghosts followed us to jail? :eek:
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:22 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Pssst, Starby, the deputy can't see me! Quick, give me the file, I'll set us both free and we'll make a run for it. This is going to be easy as pie!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pie! :)

    Pie?. where do you see pie?. Ohhhhhhh... cherrrryyyy! Yuuuummmmyyyyy! The Sheriff never feeds us... get it Alty... get it!
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:24 PM
    Alty

    Forget the pie, get over the pie, we have to leave.

    Jeesh Ducky, you get sidetracked to easily.

    Mmmmm, is that chocolate?

    POO! :(
  • Mar 9, 2009, 10:35 PM
    starbuck8

    I think the Sheriff has screwed with the computer system! Mine is buggin me! ;)
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:06 PM
    Stringer

    Good job Deputy, I... aaaah, was away on Sheriff business (NOOOooo I wasn't sleeping... nope).

    So, you video taped it all... nicccceeee. Let's see here, you identified all the ringleaders; Starduck, Alty, Justy, Twinky, Dr J and who is this new guy Bear... has he paid his fine yet? Watch him, his reputation precedes him, he can be sneaking...

    Ok, grab all that good food, bread and dirty water only...

    Now it is better that we installed all those hidden cameras in each cell... ha ha, this might be fun.
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:12 PM
    starbuck8

    Hey you guys! Our plan worked! The Sheriff thinks he has the real video's! Muuwwaaahahahahahaha!

    ... and who the heck ordered more snow again?? Someone check the invoices! I want to see who signed for this!!
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:20 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh, did I ever get the biggest suck up message. You've ever heard in your life from my housepest! We'll see what happens! I left him a rather angry message earlier today, as ordered by our Momma! I believe he will be back around tomorrow to be doing the things that he promised. He has burned his bridges now, and I think he knows it! :D
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:24 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Oh, did I ever get the biggest suck up msg. you've ever heard in your life from my housepest! We'll see what happens! I left him a rather angry msg earlier today, as ordered by our Momma! I believe he will be back around tomorrow to be doing the things that he promised. He has burned his bridges now, and I think he knows it! :D

    Ya think? Tro da bum out! You've heard all this before... "house pet" I like that.:D
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:28 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Hey you guys! Our plan worked! The Sheriff thinks he has the real video's! Muuwwaaahahahahahaha!!

    ....and who the heck ordered more snow again???? Someone check the invoices! I wanna see who signed for this!!!

    Strip search.... I'll take the females Deputy...

    I don't know why you got the others... wait a minute (Sheriff turns around for 30 secomds)... Yep it says right here in our "Deputy Handbook"... Page 37, paragraph 4. line 16: "The Deputy has to strip search the others..." No, I didn't just write that in in pencil... nope, I didn't...

    You say that there are only 15 lines in that paragraph? Well... LOOK!! OVER THERE!. Whew...

    What's that pencil doing in my shirt pocket? Well... I... I...
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:29 PM
    starbuck8

    Da Bum is out and he knows it! No more free ride here! Time to pay his tab and hit the streets. I'm not listening anymore. He has obviously found himself a place to stay the last 3 nights... he can kiss my royal behind and find one for a lot longer than that. B'bye sucker! ;)

    Ducky is only nice for a little bit before her beak starts snappin!
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:31 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Strip search....I'll take the females Deputy....

    I don't know why you got the others...yep it says right here in my Deputy Handbook...."The Deputy has to strip search the others..." No, I didn't just write that in in pencil...nope, I didn't...

    What's that pencil doing in my shirt pocket? Well...I....I....

    Woohoo! Strip search! I knew the new lingerie was going to come in handy! The deputy will fall over before he gets any further. Our plan is really falling into place! :p
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:36 PM
    Stringer
    All right now all you female types, line up over there...

    Ought OH!. HI Mrs Sheriff!. What am I doing?. "NUTTIN' '"... "Why........?."
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:47 PM
    starbuck8

    Bwaaahahaha! Mrs. Sheriff caught Mr. Sheriff with his hand in the cookie jar! Bad Sheriff... no cookies for you! :p
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:49 PM
    starbuck8
    WOW! Is someone feeling guilty or what? Just got another message! What the heck does he think is cool about calling me at 1am though. I think this is funny! Housepest has his tail tucked.
  • Mar 9, 2009, 11:52 PM
    Stringer

    He's scared that your really on to him and he is trying anything now...

    Later Starby, need to get some sleep now...
  • Mar 10, 2009, 12:00 AM
    starbuck8

    Oh he doesn't have to think it... I told him that in the message. I left him. I said it was awfully funny that he took off while I was asleep, so he didn't have to tell me anything... and that I knew he did that because he likely went back home, and was too ashamed to tell me... but that he's not off the hook for his tab and promises he made in order for me to let him stay here so he wasn't out in the cold with no money. I said I expect that he will be here and pay me what he owes me, because he has now obviously gotten his cheque, and that Niki is expecting her walks, and my house is expecting to be cleaned. Trust me... I was not nice in the message. I left for him earlier this eve. Momma got me fired up! LOL! Momma rocks! :D

    I'm making up a list of "to do" things as we speak. I'm not playing anymore!

    ... by the way... what are you doing up at 2am Mister?
  • Mar 10, 2009, 12:02 AM
    Stringer

    Yep... no doubt about that, she does.

    Night... go to bed...
  • Mar 10, 2009, 12:06 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Yep...no doubt about that, she does.

    Night...go to bed....

    You can't make me... nope! :p Oh... why are the prison lights going dead? What was that sound of locks slamming shut? It's dark in here... can't see! I just tripped over something! Oh, it's that dern Deputy asleep on duty again... figures!

    Nitey night String man! ;)
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:33 AM
    Stringer

    Night Starby.
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:39 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post

    Later Starby, need to get some sleep now....

    Yeah, me too! Just popping in here!

    By the way, jrebel7 has been ill. I just wanted people to know that...

    Thanks!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:45 AM
    starbuck8

    Yes Cloughy, talked to Rebby just a few days ago on the phone. She hasn't been feeling well. She's hoping to get back in the swing of things soon. We can't wait to hear the roar of her bike pull up at the prison gates! ;) We love our Rebby girl! :)


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  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:47 AM
    Clough

    Yeah, she's quite the "rebel"! I haven't spoken to her in about a week.
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:50 AM
    Stringer

    Hey Clough, glad you stopped by my friend.
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:51 AM
    starbuck8

    We are patiently awaiting her return! :) I know she'll straighten up the Sheriff and his Deputy! :D

    Roh Roh... the Sheriff caught me out of my cell... eeekkkk!

    What are you doing out of bed young man?
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:53 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Hey Clough, glad you stopped by my friend.

    Thanks, Stringer! I'm still looking forward to speaking with you again sometime soon!

    Thanks!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:55 AM
    starbuck8

    Clough, I don't think this little man stealer is going to answer us is she?
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:56 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    We are patiently awaiting her return! :) I know she'll straighten up the Sheriff and his Deputy! :D

    Roh Roh...the Sheriff caught me out of my cell....eeekkkk!!

    What are you doing out of bed young man??

    I got up for a minute and realized that I was hungry. Made myself a ham, american cheese, tomato with mayonnaise, salt and pepper sandwich with a glass of cold milk. I am full now and going back to bed...

    Are you hungry now?:)

    Night all...
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:57 AM
    Clough
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Clough, I don't think this little man stealer is going to answer us is she?

    No, I don't think that she is. She was looking for support to do that which she knows is wrong to do.

    She ain't going to find that kind of support here!

    Thanks!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:57 AM
    starbuck8

    Oh thanks! Where's mine? Yummy! Now I'm hungry too! I have all those things. Okay, ham and cheese sammie it is! :D
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:58 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    No, I don't think that she is. She was looking for support to do that which she knows is wrong to do.

    She ain't gonna find that kind of support here!

    Thanks!

    Not from you, artsy, or me she's not! Nope! Not in this lifetime!
  • Mar 10, 2009, 01:59 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    Thanks, Stringer! I'm still looking forward to speaking with you again sometime soon!

    Thanks!

    Sounds good, tomorrow afternoon, how's that for you?

    Signing off for now...

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