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  • Jul 27, 2006, 05:50 PM
    J_9
    So it really is "too much milk toast" then isn't it.

    Mom's decoder ring is never wrong!

    Trust me!!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 05:50 PM
    magprob
    Sometimes it's long, sometimes it's short, but it is always right to the point!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 05:55 PM
    magprob
    Very good J. Move to the head of the class. Leave your mom where she is!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:03 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by flowerchildnea
    Im obviously new to this room, and Im to lazy to read what everyone has written. WHOA, like 24 pages in the past 5-6 days thats intense.
    So enlighten me on whats so awesome about this room. I also want to know what the hot topics are.

    The thing is, Nea... you have to think of this thread as like something straight out of Harry Nilsson's THE POINT, if you catch my drift?

    (begins humming the tune to "Me and My Arrow"... ) :cool:
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:06 PM
    magprob
    Then why am I thinking of Harry's song, " Your breaking my heart, you're tearing it a part so *#*# you!?" Ugh? Answer me that Val!:p
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:09 PM
    J_9
    Me and my Arrow? What the H E L * ?

    I am eating a freaking salad right now, WITH NO CRUTONS!!

    Isn't that against the law?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:10 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Then why am I thinking of Harry's song, " Your breaking my heart, you're tearing it a part so *#*# you!?" Ugh? Answer me that Val!:p

    I can't right now, I am going to the bathroom :eek: :D to hide!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:11 PM
    J_9
    Oh, yeah, Nea, did you read the first post?

    THERE IS NO SUBJECT TO THIS THREAD!!

    Only fun, fun, and more fun.

    Dang where are the Croûtons?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:37 PM
    flowerchildnea
    Yeah I read the first post, Im not that lazy, hahaha. I guess because I read that, I knew that there must be so much conversation, and different sorts of topics going around, and I didn't have the time to read all of them, and pick one to talk about.
    SO it seems like 3 of you are regulars throughout this thread.. I don't see what importance that has, I guess it just shows that I do pay attention, and have somewhat skimmed through this.
    I get lost where there's not just one topic to talk about... in those situations, I tend to just get stuck reading, trying to figure out the flow of things.
    Well Im all about fun. So maybe we can strike up a topic of common interest. Then we can have something substantial to talk about (Im not saying you guys haven't talked about something important... but I haven't talked about that something of importance with you yet ;) )
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:38 PM
    flowerchildnea
    BTW... I love hot sauce. But not by itself.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:40 PM
    magprob
    "I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, 'Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn't, then there's a point to it.'" -- Harry Nilsson

    I had the same experience but only different. I was in a beach ball factory and there was no point to anything!:eek:
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:43 PM
    wizzkid89
    ... wipes tears from his eyes... "Tiny midget man titties"... rolls ont the floor trying to gasp for air... omg... omg... tinny MIDGET Man TITITES... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I haven't laughed that hard since arnold was made govenor. Or when I heard about magpie's problem with dropping cowpie's. YES A PLAY ON WORDS! Anyway, how am I not a regular, I watch TV for a couple of hours and I'm already the tito of the jackson 5. Geeeeeeeeez what has the world come to.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:51 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Nea
    Then we can have something substantial to talk about (Im not saying you guys havent talked about something important... but I havent talked about that something of importance with you yet

    We don't allow any substantial talking here!
    Hahahahah laughing aloud, scaring the cat, making the dog look funny at me LOL

    And yes Wizz Dear, you are as regular as a... Magpie bowel movement, it seems? :eek:
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:51 PM
    magprob
    Speaking of being on acid! What in the world are you talking about boy?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:54 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Speaking of being on acid! What in the world are you talking about boy?

    Pay attention Bran Boy... he wasn't sure if Nea was including him in the core group of gabbers! LOL

    Points to the short bus while tapping my foot, your turn today, me thinks :rolleyes:
  • Jul 27, 2006, 06:54 PM
    wizzkid89
    I think I might be delirious, I mean I think I lost it right after magprob's bowel movements, and right before tiny midget man titties.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:03 PM
    flowerchildnea
    I suppose maybe there's 4 regulars?? I don't know, anyway.
    Uhhh, Magprob... acid?? Hmmm at least you had some sort of like... "theres a point" experience while you were on it.
    But in my life experience, and in some of the things I see going on around me. I find that a lot of things have no point. And for houses and things like that... most houses have points, but on the inside most ceilings are flat. What's the point to all of the extra pointage if the ceilings flat anyway. Well I guess insulation? An attic that no one uses?
    Well sometimes there IS a point, but not a logical one. Like the girl who get pregnant and has a baby to keep her boyfriend from leaving. Well in most situations, if there is a rocky relationship, chances are that having a baby is only going to make things worse, because of the stress factor of raising it, getting a better paying job to feed it, and most of all caring for it day in and day out.
    I will never understand why girls have babies to keep their boyfriend from leaving an already rocky relationship. I mean I understand why THEY do it, but their reasons aren't logical... and that's the "point" Im trying to make.
    Just because there is a point to someone actions, it doesn't mean that it's the right one, or that its going to help someone in the end.
    Points to me are like morals, you do something, you learn, you come to the realization of something. So when I think of a point, I try to see that pattern. And the only realization that a girl who had a baby to keep her boyfriend is going to come to, is the realization that the point she was trying to make by having a baby just left her abandoned with yet another mouth to feed besides her own. And not only is she now alone with a dependent, its going to be hard for her to find someone else to love her, because guys these days are weird about dating girls with babies.
    She might always have the guy in her life (well for the first 18 years) but its not going to be a positive relationship. She's going to have to share custody if the child, and she's going to have to nag him about child support. Did she get what she wanted.. kind of. But she now has to share him with 50 other girls, and her child, in order to see him once every week, if that. She should have been more specific when she said she was having a baby to keep him. She kept him all right... against his will.
    And Im not saying the guy is all high and mighty you know. It takes 2 to make a baby, but sometimes girls don't take their birth control, or they put wholes in the condoms... and these are the kinds of girls Im talking about. These kinds of girls need to get slapped.
    What's the point here? What point am I trying to make? Well isn't that obvious.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:05 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Oh Maggie, I think you've met your match LOL
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:18 PM
    flowerchildnea
    Im worried that I threw off the vibe in this room.
    WHo wants me to leave? This is supposed to be a lounge.. no angry, debating sort of talk right? Well I won't take offense if anyone wants me to leave, and take my "gotta talk about something subsantial" vibe with me =)
    This room supposed to be about hot sauce, not making babies, right? Haha
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:19 PM
    J_9
    Comment on flowerchildnea's post
    Way to freaking long!! I got lost!! Only single syllable words please!!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:20 PM
    J_9
    Nea, The Lounge is all about FUN!!

    Who has been eating the shrooms from Magpie's Cow Pies?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:21 PM
    J_9
    Okay, I need to add to my title "President of the Hot Sauce of the Month Club"

    How can I add The Lounge into this?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:22 PM
    J_9
    Wizzard, you like the tiny man midget titties?

    Okay, well... NM, I won't go there.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:33 PM
    magprob
    Comment on flowerchildnea's post
    Whooaaa! Y too deep for me, I felt like I was having a flash back... STOP THAT!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:33 PM
    J_9
    Who has the freaking Croûtons!!

    I need croûtons for my salad!

    Oh, yeah, no PEPSI tomorrow!

    Just like the song "How will I live without you? I wanna know" Theme song from Conair.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:35 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by valinors_sorrow
    Oh Maggie, I think you've met your match LOL

    No way Val! I isn't met anyone that's as full of it as me. Hence... the high fiber diet.:rolleyes:
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:35 PM
    wizzkid89
    HEY HEY HEY HEY, I think that is funny, I am not saying that I like them, although I like midgets. WHOSE WITH ME?? WHO DOESN'T LIKE A MIDGET?? HONESTLY! Anyway, nea our point here is to get away from the points outside, and the point we are trying to make, is that you are trying to make a point, while we are trying to point you in the right direction, never mind the point that I am making currently points somewhere totally different, and even if you trying and counter my point with your point, and we get all pointed, the whole situation is pointless.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:38 PM
    J_9
    WIZZY WOULD YOU QUIT MAKING POINTS ALREADY!!

    Jeeze, I am still looking for the croûtons!

    I bet Magpie ate them for his high fiber diet!!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:40 PM
    magprob
    I think I missed your point. HEY! STOP POINTING THAT THING AT ME! Johnny, stop pointing! My sister drowned off Dana Point. I don't trust corporate America, like Du Point for instances. Let me just tell you, point blank, no more points!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:41 PM
    J_9
    And just who are you pointing the finger at Mag??
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:43 PM
    wizzkid89
    I can't I have been apointed to make points! One could call it my point in life. As for the croûtons, May I point out that you are probably not thinking like a crouton. What would a crouton's point be, I think it would point out that it might be in the cubbard. It's pointless I can't spell cubbard.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:44 PM
    wizzkid89
    Let me get down to the point, -----------> Val has your croûtons.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:44 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Aaaah, excuse me, I have a point... several of them even... if only I could dig them out of the bottom of my purse... oh, yes here they are:

    /\ /\ and /\ :D
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:45 PM
    J_9
    I have not laughed so hard in a very long time. ***tears***

    I am about to point myself to bed.

    And what the HE** is a cubbard? Anything like cabbage?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:46 PM
    J_9
    Mom, purse? I thought it was more like a black HOLE than a POINT??

    We are going for the record here aren't we?
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:47 PM
    wizzkid89
    A cubbard, as pointed out to me by Webster's dictionary, A cubbard, although probably not spelled correctly, is a think above a counter where you store stuff, like cans and what not, food too, and is most likely found in a kitchen.
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:48 PM
    J_9
    It is a THINK above a counter? HMMMMMM...

    Apparently your Webster's can't spell!!
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:49 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wizzkid89
    Let me get down to the point, -----------> Val has your croutons.

    NUH UNH... I do NOT have any such things and you can't go around blaming that on me when I saw you sneak them off J's salad and go off and eat them behind the couch like some wild jonesing croton addict or alien that thinks it's a loaf of bread that has found its babies or grrrrrr something! Huff puff puff :mad:

    Pulls slowly from the bottom of my pointless purse... incredulous look on my face... five beaten up looking croûtons... shoots wizz a blazing pair of evil eyes as I woefully pick the lint of them and sheepishly hand them back to Janine.

    "sowwy"
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:50 PM
    wizzkid89
    Good point, thanks for pointing it out, I miss spelled thing, but yet I still made you think.. hahahahahahahaha
  • Jul 27, 2006, 07:51 PM
    J_9
    Crouton addict. Apparently the Addictions board has gone to your head!!

    But I know he rolled those croûtons up in his hammock!!

    Look... Magpie is over in the corner with the shrooms from the cow pies...

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