Morning everyone! Hi sneezy! Hi the guy with no life! You're a pkmn fan too!
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Jerry
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Morning everyone! Hi sneezy! Hi the guy with no life! You're a pkmn fan too!
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Jerry
How about a cook and a maid Sneezy, they're cheaper than a girlfriend. ;)
I don't mind cooking, I don't like eating. I have too much going on in my day to sit and eat a meal. I will, but I'm really not even hungry until evening. I know, I know, not good for me, but am I supposed to force myself to eat, even though I'm not hungry?
Hey Unky. Wait, your name is Jerry, that ends in a y, we can call you Jerry if you like. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown008
But it's better to have breakfast so that you have plenty of strength for the day!
Ok, suits me well, though my real name is Jeremy! :D
Hi unky. Hi guy. Hi alty. Hi sneezy.
... wait. no.
Maids ARE cheaper than a girlfriend, and believe it or not, I've had this chat with a buddy of mine before.. . but it's mainly my fault. I spoil my girls... a lot. However, that ivanka-like girl I recently dated... we switched off paying. It was... neat.
Whatever you like, Jerry, Jeremy, Unky, your choice, just tell us so we know. ;)
I should eat breakfast, I drink coffee, does that count? I know, I know, it doesn't. I'm just really not hungry in the morning, or the afternoon, only in the evening. Screwed up system.
Sneezy, you could come live with me, sleep on the fold out couch. I'll cook for you, but you have to mow the lawn and help clean house once a week. Deal?
I knew a Jeremy, I didn't really like him though lol
Darn it Alty, you got me thinking of my woman situation, Seeing as how I barely know any Upperclassmen girls, and all the girls in my year either have cooties, crabs, or are B($Ch#S (its true though) I Might as well try Freshmen, Actually their are quite a few cute Freshmen coming in XD
You never know
I sleep on my couch XD, its comphier then my bed
Not even for a little fruit?;)
But I'm different! If ever you were in mauritius, then perhaps it's me. Little probability though!
Alty, if you cooked for me and let me sleep at your place, I'd clean your house daily and mow the lawn once a week and babysit your kids every other night so you and wiggy can go out.
Not to mention, I used to be a certified massage therapist (product of my rebellious phase)
Sneezy, pack your bags this instant and come to Canada. I'll even build you a dresser and buy new sheets for you. Would you like a memory foam mattress topper and pillow?
Massage therapist, man, you are so coming to live with me. Book the flight, grab Lily and come on over. :)
I'll make duck the first night you're here. ;)
Don't Forget the Passport, or the Lumberjack suit, Or the Hockey Stick
Oh wait, Maybe that's the Canadians living in Alaska XD
My good friend was Canadian, He was funny
Once in a while, but not often. Fruit doesn't last long in my house, my kids eat it like some people eat chips. I do when there's some left over, but most times I leave it for the kids or I'm SOL. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown008
Speaking of my memory foam...
My friend who slept over a couple of nights ago told her other friends how comfortable my bed was...
... and they're coming over Wednesday to have a sleepover here.
... 3 girls.. . one guy.. . one queen sized bed.
... hc?
And, what are the fruits you have readily available in Canada?
DEAR god...Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Ice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown008
Quote:
Originally Posted by theguywithnolife
LMAO, lumberjack suit, too funny Guy. Hockey stick yes, but only in winter, summers are really nice and warm. :)
In winter we live in igloos and hunt the mighty polar bear for food and clothing. :) We wear snow shoes and go to the lake to hunt seals. We need the blubber for extra fat to keep us warm. At night we sit around the fire and tell stories about the mighty moose, who said to the squirrel, "Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat". Sorry, couldn't resist. :);)
Rocky and Bullwinkle...
Good times those were... Good times thooose were
You actually be surprised about how many people believe me when I said we live in Igloo's in Juneau, and that we ride Poler Bears to school
Silly Southerners (Not including Sneezy)
Cool, I never touched snow in my life!
It's OK. I'm a silly southerner.
I believe the day I came to GA (from FL... ), I said to my brother
If I ever say "ya'll"... either shoot me or ship me back to FL.
I've leaped in it, MANY TIMEs, Rolled around in it, Tripped by it, Slipped on it, Slid down IT, Thrown it, Hitting by it, and hid under it
Haha, You
My german Teacher had me write it on the board one day and I was like
"I'm sorry if i spell it wrong, I'm not from here" and everyone just kind of gave me a dirty look
Ah, that Rocky, I remember! I watched a movie on that!
Never touched snow?!
Unky! You're missing out!
OK, do this. Get some ice, now... put it in a blender... put said blender in the freezer, while it's plugged in, and let it run!
No joke! Yes I never touched REAL snow, falling from the sky. It's minimum 17 Celsius in winter.
shoot, Now your making me think
(17x9/5)+32
Someone figure that out for me
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Originally Posted by Unknown008
I'll send you some in the winter, will a truck load do? ;)
I'll TAKE IT!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I can keep a little for myself, then throw a little bit on the road, so school can be cancled
No need to. I'll touch it sooner or later and nobody will be able to stop me! Mwahahahaha! Lol.
I'm perhaps moving to Canada or Australia. Don't know the details yet though!
Yes, all you please. Alty, you can send it to guy if you want.
Canada has snow, Australia, not so much. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknown008
Yes, I know. I don't think that Australia has any snow at all. Its famous for its deserts! I have some friends that have emigrated to Canada and Australia. And, my mom is kind of hesitating...
Alty... I must tell you how us southerners respond to snow.
The weather gets to about... mmm... 0 degrees... or maybe -9...
And enough snow falls that by the time the snow hits the ground, it melts... so there really aren't any signs of snow on the ground...
IMMEDIATE FREAKOUT. Everyone goes out to the grocery stores, people bulk up on water and bread and flashlights... schools close... it's a ridiculous sight to see.
Ok, bye. Gud night if you're goin' to sleep! Bye all!
YES it is, I woke up one morning to a little bit of frost, next thing I know I'm watching Channel 4 news and Northeast high school is on the list of closed schools
Its pathetic
Goodnight Jerry, Jeremy, Unky, sleep well. :)
Sneezy, we get dumped on in winter, lots of snow, snow forts, snow hills, snow everywhere, it's a white world. The first snow fall is always lovely, we sit in awe and remember our childhoods, snow ball fights, and Christmas. By January we are cursing, talking about moving to Hawaii, ready to kill someone if it doesn't stop, counting the days till spring (which doesn't guarantee no snow) and hoping that it warms up.
-8, that's nothing, that's shorts and t-shirt weather. :)
TRue that!
I'm thinking I'm going to go catch some ZzzZzzZZZz on the couch
If there's any movie on FX I might watch that
Night You (someone slap me)
Slap, slap. Goodnight Guy, sleep well.
I've got to run too kids. I might be back later, but I'm pretty tired and it 11pm, so I might just call it a night and talk to you all again tomorrow.
Sleep well all, and be good. :)
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