Ooh... wait.
... 3 in 1 potty..!
... how the heck does that work?
Did you also pick up "everybody poops?"
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Ooh... wait.
... 3 in 1 potty..!
... how the heck does that work?
Did you also pick up "everybody poops?"
I didn't Buy anything, But I did break in my new Nike's with a 2 mile run this morning
Ooh. Shopping list. I did go shopping today. Got my chubby bunny (... my little brother. He hates me for this) some clothes.
Then I went back and got a pair of sunglasses, a sweater, and a necklace.
Maybe it's, for pee, for poo, and then cleans up after itself. Now that would be cool. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Joe, some potty training advice from an old pro. Don't use pull ups, it doesn't work, they're just glorified diapers. Go straight to underwear, if he has an accident he'll learn allot faster if he's allowed to feel it. Sydney wore pullups for 5 months, and wouldn't go potty at all. I put underwear on her, she was trained in one day, no lie. Good luck, he's growing up. :)
3 in one. Complete as its own potty, then take it apart the one piece fits on the toilet and then the bottom part turns into a big step so its easier for them to climb up. Lol
Alty thanks for the advice. I also hear that boys are lot harder and lot longer to train but this guy is so independent wants to do everything on his own and the adult way. Maybe its time for some underwear, oh the mess, but good way to learn quickly wooo hoo.
Bought James van Praag book. The co producer and writer of Ghost Whisperer.
Like things like that.
... hope this doesn't apply to all aspects of life or jared's in for one interesting childhood...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I've heard of the ghost whisperer... not praag though... may have to look into it.
... I'm not sure how I was potty trained.
... I believe the tools used included banana leaves, a match, and push pins.. . not sure how they all worked together, or if they did, as I still use adult diapers.
Oh you know on the instructions they have warnings , etc..
The last warning almost made me choke and laugh and think why they think there are stupid people in the world.
The last warning was. This is not for adult use. Like Duh...
Okay Joe, you made me do this, I've been waiting for an opportunity to share these gems;
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation... )
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one... )
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this... )
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
stupid warning labels:
# "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
# "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
# "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
# "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
# "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
# "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
# "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
# "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
# "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
# "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
# "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
# "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
# "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
# "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
# "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
# "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
# "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
# "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
# "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
# "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
# "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
# "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
# "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
# "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter." [New!]
# "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
# "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
# "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
# "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
# "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
# "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
# "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
# "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
# "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
# "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
# "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
# "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
# "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
# "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
# "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
# "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
# "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
# "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
# "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
# "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.
# "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
# "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.
# "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
# "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
# "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
# "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
# "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
# "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
# "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
# "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.
# "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
# "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
# "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
# "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
# "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.
# "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
# "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
# "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
# "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.
# "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
# "Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
# "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
# "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.
# "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.
# "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.
# "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
# "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."
# "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.
# "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
# "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
# "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
# "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
# "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
# "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.
# "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
# "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
# "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.
# "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.
# "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.
Alty!
... at The Same Time! Ahhhhh!
Great minds think alike Sneezy. :)
Heehee I love it.
Wow Wow Wow, I Am Speechless Lol.
Guy... My wife and I love Clive Cussler, we have all his books in our library... love his style. I actually started a thread about him and his books some time ago...Quote:
Originally Posted by theguywithnolife
Stringer
Stringer sweetie, how are you dear? I feel like I haven't talked to your forever. :(
Aaaaaaaah... Clinton? Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Got to run. Sad, Stringer shows up and I have to leave, that's so not fair.
Goodnight all, sleep well, I'll be back tomorrow, or maybe later tonight. I'm tired though so probably not, it's already 11pm and I have allot to do tomorrow.
Be good, I'll be watching. :)
Clinton, why? Is the question of the day.
I actually like to read all sorts of books... ny's best sellers... ny's worst sellers (some of them aren't bad at all... really, I truly like them)...
I got to say, though, clinton's bib... isn't really all that cracked up.
My current bathroom read is called "stiff: the life of a cadaver"... comical. Next on the reading list: A Thousand Suns Splendid Suns. Can't wait.
Night alty!!
Sneezy,
I truly wish I had more time to selectively pleasure read. Actually Marta and were out tonight and she brought it up in our conversation that I should find the time as I used to. She remembers me being a lot more gentle and relaxed when I read what I chose to instead of trade and training seminar info. She did add that I am still the only man for her and she continues to love me even though I may sometimes stress... you know how it is...
We probably have over 250 books in our loft that we turned into a great library. I do need to take more time to do the things I really want to do... we'll see..
Stringer
Sneezy, I just loved those warning labels...
Here are a few 'truths' I found in my CFS Newsletter. I really love men, but also enjoy a laugh or two, so here goes..
SMILE OF THE WEEK
(contributions for this section are most welcome)
=: A Woman's View On Men :=
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
If they all went, it would be hell.
Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
We cook, they eat; we clean, they dirty; we iron, they wrinkle.
How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How does a man show he's planned for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with are thighs, breasts, and legs.
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?
"I can do much better than that."
What do men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been seen several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before you create your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood he's already there.
[author unknown]
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Wow, that was kind of man-hating actually.
Hi needkarma, where have you been? Good to hear from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeedKarma
I don't hate men at all, but just as most men like 'blond' jokes, I like a good laugh at 'men' jokes now and then.
I hope you know me better than that dear.
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But it was so funny NK! ;) I needed a few good laughs! Thanks Momma C! :D
Yes, thanks. I too needed some laughter!
Hey, don't you think that the author is me! OK!
Thank you Chery, you made me laugh today... more please.
Stringer
Mornin all... :)
Mornin Chicky... more like G'nite! I had a scary thing happen lastnite, and had the cops here again... grrrrrrrr! All's fine now, but I haven't slept all night, and once again, the cops were such a help! ::yeah NOT::
I have things to do today, and I'm going to be like a walking zombie!
Oh Starby... you rest. Check in later and tell me that you slept, K?
I'm going to try and get a couple hours in anyway. Poor Alty, I kept her up on the phone until the cops arrived. She's going to be tired too! It all happened between 2 and 3 this morn!
You can call me too, you know... if you ever can't get her. :)
Morning ladies,
Sorry to hear it was a rough night starby.. I'll bring my paintball gun up and we can have a stakeout...
I'll put the paintballs in the freezer ;)
Ooo... ooo... can I come? I love shooting people with paintball guns... :D
Awww, thanks Chicky! I will email you later, and give you my # too.
This whole thing with my ex still pops up every now and then. The whole thing with my vehicles being torn up and the vandalism in my yard, which just so happened it wasn't him the last time.
I get prank calls in the middle of the night. I was getting them for a long time, but they seemed to stop for quite awhile until lastnite/morn. They are always in between midnite and 7am. Most often I get them around 3am... that's when the bars let out. It's always from a private #, and the cops have records at least an inch thick, of all of these calls. They haven't done anything to trace them, and the company will not let me do it. They always tell me to call the police, and then the police tell me to call the company. It's a great big circle jerk.
What happened lastnight to scare me, was my phone rang right around 3am. Private # again. They called back many times, and the last time I answered, they whispered "I'm watching you". Niki was outside, and all of a sudden she went crazy barking! I very cautiously opened the door to let her in, and she came running in, still barking at the door. I tried to lock my door, and found there was something wrong with my lock. It just wouldn't latch. So right now, I have got a bunch of furniture blocking my back door!
It freaked me right out! I have an unlisted #, so I'm figuring this is the work of my ex again. I don't know why he just doesn't get a life! But he's done some bad things to me before, and it scares me!
Seriously, Starby. If you feel the need to get away, fly yourself down here to Clearwater. Make it a girl pampering vacation at the beach... Seriously.
Oh God, I wish I could afford that right now. Even just the plane ticket, and a bit of spending money. I've got friends in Englewood and Venice, and of course my parents have their house there too. But, I just can't afford it, and it just sucks having to put up with this crap all of the time.
Sorry... Did I say "GOOD MORNING"? :) I'm just a bright ray 'o sunshine, aren't I?
I better go crash for a bit like I said before! Have a good day all!
Sleep well, dear. My door is always open :)
Starby, that makes me angry. There is no way to escalate the call you have into the police? That's harassment and borderline stalking - I'm appaled that they won't do anything.
I told you starbs, call the cops and say, "Oh, don't worry about that guy...I just shot him and hid him somewhere in my house."
That's when they start doing stuff.
Sorry you had another roughie starbs.
Hello biggie. Hello hc. I was awakened this morning around 7am with the sound of what can only be described as a jet engine next to my bedroom.. . it was the construction people, putting in another elevator next door.. . fan... tastic. I'm off for a run. Be good kids. I'll check back in later.
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