LOL! Poor M for having to put up with us! I'm going to take off now and go have my beers... and probably a bit of sum whatever else they have!. and throw rocks at police cars! ;) Orrr... I'll run out onto the steet and say sxuse me occiffer??

Hey guys,

How are you all doing tonight.

Hey Joe! We are all very calm and lovely here, LOL!

Hey Joe.

I'm okay, sick, but okay, I'm still alive anyway. The weather was gorgeous today, a wopping 26 degrees C, that's 78F for all you Amercians. Pretty darn nice I must say.

How are you?

Uhm, I do not know about that. You have to catch me up on everything I missed. Lol.
Shall I bring out my Dr.Evil personality here.

Hope your feeling better soon Alty. 26 degrees, beautiful weather.
I am all right.

OHHH!! Can you bring Dr Evil here pleeeaaaseee! Talk to baaaddd policemen, that won't come over to make a report on my poor babe Niki's injuries for almost 2 weeks now? I could really use Dr Evil! ;)

M has one of my whips, do you need to borrow the other one Starby? I do want it back when you're done. Oh, and while you're "talking" with the policeman see if you can get me a spare set of handcuffs. ;)

Oh, Police man and Dr.Evil do not mix well. They will be sorry they never came out yet.

Just wait and see what happens when you get somebody like me, who loves to EAT PIG. Lets just say I will devour them and send a huge message to those pigs that will not do anything for you.

Aw, Joe has come to save the day.

It's kind of hard to think of you as frightening Dr. Evil Joe, after all your avatar is a picture of the cutest kitty and puppy napping, nope, you're a big softie. :)

Maybe I should change the avater to Fat Bastard. Then you will think differently ha ha ha ha ha

Don't eat my pink piggy though Joe okay? I'm not sure, but I think I might have told you.

Short form:: My dog was attacked by another dog... 86 stitches... shaved... she's pink now... cops won't come... owners won't pay bills that are $700 and growing... Niki sad... mommy sad... mommy mad! (grrrrr) and uhmmm, bubbles and beer!

Does that fill you in Joe? LOL

You need to go to court. I already new, and I would never eat your little one. I guess I should say this.

Pig = Useless Police officers.

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NO! Do not remove cute kitty and little puppy, they are adorable. Okay, okay, you are big tough man, you kick cop butt, you strong, ug. ;) :)

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You need to go to court. I already new, and I would never eat your little one. I guess I should say this.

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Oh I knew what you meant my dear! I don't want anything to do with the "pigs", but if I have to take the owner to court, I do have to file a report! I just can't get them to show! MADDENING!

It's hardly worth it though! The victim of the crime in our country is very rarely found accountable! I just went through an assault case that took 15 months. And ended in a $500 fine!

Anyone want to go help me commit a crime? Blah! We could sure get away with it if you've got a few hundred bucks in your pocket!

Anyway... I got to run! Bubbles and Beer right?! :D

You do not have to run, I am going to go now. No more pig talk I promise.

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Tisk tisk Alty
I leave you for a few minutes :)

LMAO...

Hi starby and Joe

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HAHA! I know you wouldn't put my little girl on a spit! I think that might be reserved for someone donning a plastic badge! LOLOL!

I am going to the neighbors before they wonder where I am and come looking for me. ;)

Take care, and just know you have somebody here whenever you need to vent. You have been through a lot with this. Enjoy your beer.

Hi M! :) Got to go for awhile, but I'll be back before it's beer time in OZ! :D

Thank you JOE! I know you guys are always around when I need to vent :)

Goodevening Friend,

Have fun Starby, drink a beer for me, what am I saying, I'll have my own. :)

Ah Joe, don't go, we lub, lub, lub you, don't you know?

M, I knew I'd get caught, but I couldn't help myself. You know I can't help it, it's a part of me. You can take the girl out of the gutter, but you can't take the gutter out of the girl. Sad but true. ;)

LOL... its all good alty , that's why we lub you , just got to keep an eye on you so you don't get into too much trouble.

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Hi M!! :) Gotta go for awhile, but I'll be back before it's beer time in OZ!! :D

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See you starby , have a beer for me ;)

Honey, I'm always in trouble, in fact that should be my middle name. I don't know how, I don't know why, I'm just always in trouble. Really, I'm a nice person, honestly, I am, but trouble has been following be around for a long time. Hey, I'm better than I used to be when I was young, really, take my word for it. :)

I'm glad you're keeping an eye out, if only you had control of my "Post quick answer" button, that would help tons. Although, then I'd never be on AMHD. ;)

I'm all alone again. M, M, are you here? Someone turn on the lights, jeesh I just tripped on something, what the heck is, ewwww, that's nasty, going to clean that up. ;)

OUCH!! Something just hit me in the back of the head , I'm down here Alty!!








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Really, that puppy picture just makes me melt, way too much cuteness. Do you have a boo, boo little puppy, come to Alty, I'll hug it better. Hey, jeesh, stop licking me M. ;)

I know how this pic gets you all the time Alty... it's like my little secret weapon :)

Oooh, devious, very sneaky. I must find your weakness, I must gain the upperhand. Aww, cute puppy, mushy Alty, can't resist cute puppy. Grrr, M, I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too, oh, well, not really, the little dog is safe. ;)

M, does this make you go gooey?

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Yummy... with a nice Honey glaze :D

Oh no you didn't, you did not just say that. Where's my whip, dangit, naughty M. ;)

Okay, I see your puppy and I raise you this;

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Okay, I see your puppy and I raise you this;

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Heeeeyyyy Snowy... its my cousin Snowy , how you been Bro!!

Thanks for finding him Alty we haven't sniffed bums together for ages :)

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Oh, mental image M, bad mental image.

I found a picture of you relaxing.

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I found a picture of you relaxing.

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Hey not my best angle but when your this cute everyone wants a piece of you :p

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Oooh, okay you might win, but how about the dog on the right;

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No, no, wait, I know how to make you melt;

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And it's sitting on my desk right now. Do I win? :)

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AAaaahhhhhhhh... I already have one :)

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But yeah you may have found a weakness here :)

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Poor Alty , I seem to be out cuting you :D

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