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  • Jul 28, 2007, 09:50 AM
    J_9
    Whoa... Hey... Don't Touch Me!!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:26 AM
    Nosnosna
    But... what if I want to touch you?
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:35 AM
    J_9
    LaLaLa Don't Touch Me...

    LMAO!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:39 AM
    Nosnosna
    My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
    Makes me say oh my Lord
    Thank you for blessing me
    With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
    Feels good when you know you're down
    A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
    And I'm known
    As such
    And this is a beat uh you can't touch

    I told you homeboy,can't touch this
    Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know,
    Can't touch this
    Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
    Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can't touch this

    Fresh new kicks and pants
    You got it like that now you know want to dance
    So move out of your seat
    And get a fly girl and catch this beat
    While it's rollin' hold on
    Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
    Like that, like that
    Cold on a mission so fall on back
    Let 'em know that you're too much
    And this is a beat uh they can't touch

    Yo I told you, can't touch this
    Why you standing there man, can't touch this
    Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
    , can't touch this

    Give me a song or rhythm
    Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
    So now they know
    You talk about the Hammer when you're talking 'bout a show
    That's hyped and tight
    Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
    Or a tape to learn
    What it's going to take in the 90's to burn
    The charts legit
    Either work hard or you might as well quit

    That's word because you know
    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Break it down!
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
    Stop! Hammer time!

    Go with the flow it is said
    If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
    So wave your hands in the air
    Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
    This is it for a winner
    Dance to this and you're going to get thinner
    Now move slide your rump
    Just for a minute let's all do the bump

    Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
    Look man, can't touch this
    You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
    Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
    Stop! Hammer time!

    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Break it down!
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
    (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
    Stop! Hammer time!

    Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
    I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
    Now why would I ever stop doing this
    With others makin' records that just don't hit
    I toured around the world from London to The Bay
    It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Yea, Can't touch this
    I told you, can't touch this
    Too hype can't touch this
    Get me out of here, you can't touch this
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:41 AM
    J_9
    Yo VIP let's kick it

    Ice ice baby (x2)
    All right stop collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
    Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
    I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it you better gain weight
    You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    CHORUS
    Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

    Now that the party is jumping
    With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
    Quick to the point to the point no faking
    I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
    Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
    And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
    I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
    Rollin' in my 5.0
    With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
    The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
    Did you stop no I just drove by
    Kept on pursuing to the next stop
    I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
    The block was dead
    Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
    Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
    Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
    Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
    Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
    Reading for the chumps on the wall
    The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
    Gunshots rang out like a bell
    I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
    Falling on the concrete real fast
    Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
    Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
    I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
    Police on the scene you know what I mean
    They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

    REPEAT CHORUS

    Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
    Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town that created all the bass sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
    Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
    Conducted and formed
    This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
    Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
    If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
    Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
    Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

    Ice ice baby vanilla
    Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
    Ice ice baby vanilla
    Ice ice baby vanilla ice
    Yo man let's get out of here
    Word to your mother
    Ice ice baby too cold
    Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
    Ice ice baby
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:42 AM
    Nosnosna
    I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
    But I'm Going to Set It Straight, This Watergate
    I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
    Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
    So While You Sit Back And Wonder Why
    I Got This ing Thorn In My Side
    Oh My God, It's A Mirage
    I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage

    Su,Su,Su, So Listen Up 'Cause You Can't Say Nothing
    You'll Shut Me Down With A Push Of Your Button
    But I'm Out And I'm Gone
    I'll Tell You Now I Keep It On And On

    "Cause What You See You Might Not Get
    And We Can Bet So Don't You Get Souped Yet
    You're Scheming On A Thing That's A Mirage
    I'm Trying To Tell You Now It's Sabotage
    Why; Our Backs Are Now Against The Wall
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage
    Listen All Of Y'all It's A Sabotage

    I Can't Stand It, I Know You Planned It
    But I'm Going to Set It Straight This Watergate
    I Can't Stand Rockin' When I'm In This Place
    Because I Feel Disgrace Because You're All In My Face
    But Make No Mistakes And Switch Up My Channel
    I'm Buddy Rich When I Fly Off The Handle
    What Could It Be, It's A Mirage
    You're Scheming On A Thing; That's Sabotage
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:45 AM
    J_9
    See them walking hand in hand
    Across the bridge at midnight
    Heads turning as the lights flashing out
    Are so bright
    And walk right out to the four line track
    There's a camera rolling on her back
    On her back
    And I sense the rhythms humming in a frenzy
    All the way down her spine

    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film

    Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she's falling
    In miles of sharp blue water coming in
    Where she lies
    The diving man's coming up for air
    'Cause the crowd all love pulling Dolly by the hair
    By the hair
    And she wonders how she ever got here
    As she goes under again

    Girls on Film (Two minutes later)
    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film (Got your picture)
    Girls on Film

    Wider, baby, smiling and you've just made a million
    Fuses pumping live heat twisting out on a wire
    Take one last glimpse into the night
    I'm touching close
    I'm holding bright, holding tight
    Give me shudders with a whisper,
    Take me high 'til I'm shooting a star

    Girls on Film (she's more than a lady)
    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film (see you together)
    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film (see you later)
    Girls on Film
    Girls on Film (two minutes later)
    Girls on Film
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:47 AM
    Nosnosna
    G:
    It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
    Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
    Some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
    Just rolling in my ride, chillin all alone

    Nate:
    Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
    On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
    Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
    All you skirts know what's up with 213

    G:
    So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis
    Some brothas shooting dice so I said "Let's do this"
    I jumped out the ride, and said "What's up?"
    Some brothas pulled some gats so I said "I'm stuck."

    Nate:
    Since these girls peepin me I'ma glide and swerve
    These hookers looking so hard they straight hit the curb
    Won'tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
    I see my homey had some suckas all in his mix

    G:
    I'm getting jacked, I'm breaking myself
    I can't believe they taking Warren's wealth
    They took my rings, they took my rolex
    I looked at the brotha said "Damn, what's next?"

    Nate:
    They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
    Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
    They want to come up real quick before they start to clown
    I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

    G:
    They got guns to my head
    I think I'm going down
    I can't believe this happening in my own town
    If I had wings I would fly
    Let me contemplate
    I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate

    Nate:
    Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
    Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
    Now they dropping and yellin
    It's a tad bit late
    Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate

    I laid all them busters down
    I let my gat explode
    Now I'm switching my mind back into freak mode
    If you want skirts sit back and observe
    I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

    G:
    Now Nate got the freaks
    And that's a known fact
    Before I got jacked I was on the same track
    Back up back up cause it's on
    N A T E and me
    The Warren to the G

    Nate:
    Just like I thought
    They were in the same spot
    In need of some desperate help
    The Nate Dogg and the G-child
    Were in need of something else
    One of them dames was sexy as hell
    I said "ooo I like your size."
    She said "my car's broke down and you seem real nice,
    would ya let me ride?"
    I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
    The next stop is the Eastside Motel

    G:
    I'm tweaking
    Into a whole new era
    G-Funk
    Step to this
    I dare you
    Funk
    On a whole new level

    Nate:
    The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble

    G:
    Chords
    Strings
    We brings
    Melody
    G-Funk
    Where rhythm is life
    And life is rhythm

    Nate:
    If you know I´ll got know
    You don't want to step to this
    It's the G-Funk era
    Funked out with a gangsta twist
    If you smoke like I smoke
    Then you high like everyday
    And if your is a buster
    213 will regulate
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:50 AM
    J_9
    Wow, we are a regular nightclub here at the Bin today!!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:54 AM
    Nosnosna
    There's nothing regular about any of us and you know it.
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:54 AM
    Synnen
    Lol

    Having fun with that music, J?
  • Jul 28, 2007, 10:59 AM
    J_9
    Yeah, the kids want to hear Don't Touch Me over and over. LOL

    Oh, yeah, and John got the other ticket, FINALLY!!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:05 AM
    Nosnosna
    On the banks of the river where the willows hang down
    And the wild birds all warble with a low moaning sound
    Down in the hollow where the waters run cold
    It was there I first listened to the lies that you told

    Now I lie on my bed and I see your sweet face
    The past I remember time cannot erase
    The letter you wrote me it was written in shame
    And I know that your conscience still echo's my name

    Now the nights are so long, Lord sorrow runs deep
    And nothing is worse than a night without sleep
    I'll walk out alone and look at the sky
    Too empty to sing, too lonesome to cry

    If the ladies were blackbirds and the ladies were thrushes
    I'd lie there for hours in the chilly cold marshes
    If the ladies were squirrel's with high bushy tails
    I'd fill up my shotgun with rock salt and nails
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:09 AM
    Synnen
    Woohoo! Yay for Korn!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:13 AM
    J_9
    Yay for ME!!

    He finally gets away with the boys! I've been begging him to go out for years now!!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:16 AM
    Synnen
    Oh, now THAT is awesome!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:19 AM
    J_9
    John is a homebody. I have been begging him for an eternity to go somewhere, ANYWHERE with his friends.

    I just hope he doesn't come home plastered, but it IS a Korn concert after all. :p
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:22 AM
    Synnen
    Lol... as long as he's not driving, it's all good!
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:25 AM
    J_9
    Oh, no, I think he said his friend from the tattoo parlor is driving.

    Damn, another thought. Brian is a tattoo artist, I hope he doesn't get drunk and they go to Brian's shop afterward. :eek:
  • Jul 28, 2007, 11:27 AM
    Synnen
    LOL

    As long as it's TASTEFUL, right? ;)

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