Oh, you are GOOD!!
So now the second part of the test:
How much does it sell for?
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Oh, you are GOOD!!
So now the second part of the test:
How much does it sell for?
$20.00 a quarter. $35.00 a half.
Well, looks as though you passed Dosage Calculations with an A+. You can go on to clinicals in the hospital now!!
OK... good... do we get to amputate anything? Should I bring my chain saw?
Oh, that is during the surgery rotation. Middle of October we start hospital rotations... Geriatric!!
One step at a time Mag. Gas up that chainsaw for MedSurg in November.
OK fine... just don't ask me to clean bed pans... I had a real bad experience with that one time.
Okay, I will do the bed pans if you clean the butts and do the foley caths.
Mag - Very impressive street smarts!!
This reminds me of clintons nurse mother was fired on spot due to her misconduct and unfit at work LOL. She literally wiped off the bloodstain on her shoe.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Oh yea, I'll clean butts. I do that all the time... I clean my own daily. I have a new method for that. Involves a drill motor and a wad of burlap. I can get 2 dozen butts cleaned an hour that way. Those foley caths can be a real bugger sometimes though. I remember the last one that just would not come out. I was standing on the bed pulling with all of my might when it just suddenly came loose and I went flying half way across the room. Took me 20 minutes to stop the bleeding and get a new one stuffed back in there and get the bodily fluids running again. Yep, got to keep those bodily fluids running. Don't you agree?
Oh, yeah, the body fluids just got to keep on running. Hey, wait, isn't that a song?
Keep on Running?
Journey?
You know this reminds me of some of those shows that just break into song every once in awhile... lol. Musical lounge... lol... The newest reality T.V. show... It's my idea so nobody can use it without my express written permission... hehehe...
You're too late. I ran it by my agent and he liked it so well, we will be pitching it to the Fox people on Monday... sorry... you snooze you loose!
I at least want a cut... I need the money with twins... lol...
I need to file bankruptcy...
We're just a few days away from officially being into fall, and here we are with 92 degree weather! Can't take it anymore. I want my leaves to turn yellow and orange and I want to bust out my pretty cashmere sweaters! Come one mother nature, why are you holding out!
Thank goodness for the Lounge Pool!
Don't complain. It's freezing here. My office hasn't turned the heat on yet so I'm huddling around my coffee cup to keep my hands warm!
Wow, couldn't even imagine that one. It's been a while since we've felt the sensation of cold numby fingers. I'm sure once its here we'll long for the warmth of the sun... the irony!
Oh, I would LOVE some nice cold weather. Seems we never get it here!!
It is so much easier to warm up than it is to cool down!!
I would welcome the heat. In Ontario when we get cold we GET COLD. We have long winters. We seem to give cold a whole new meaning. Our fall fairs have started in Ontario. A sure sign of things to come. WINTER.
I understand Fed, I used to live in Anchorage Alaska, Sheesh, I wish I was back there. They already have termination dust on the mountains!!
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