Yawn* I am sleepy today!

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

EDIT: NM here was meant as never mind.

::Alty opens the door::

Hi Sarah, what you selling? ;)

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar???

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

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Maybe open the thread about walls flowers and not being ready and go from there.. None of us are really ready but we all have to take our turn...

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Ok, I pop out and pop back into all while being thrown under the bus.

I am not good at the creative opening paragraph and I surely don't want to be following Alty, Starby and NM they surely had great openers.

Can't I just stay under the radar???

I am more of the wall flower, not ready to

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Ok guys... gently take her by the arms and lift her out of that chair, move her over here to the chair under the hanging light bulb.

Now Missy, you can do this, we will not judge you (much)... there are so many subjects... love, hate, jealousy, clanging cell doors, floods, pestilence...

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Originally Posted by adam_89

yawn* i am sleepy today!

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WAKE UP! Adam!

You all are going to fast for my tiny brain this morning!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ooops, we posted at the same time.

I guess I'm not dog meat. :D

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Not today. I'm here to protect you.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

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Hmm.. okay I'll think of one.

Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

*knock knock can I come in?*

Hello, how's everyone today ;)

Sarah

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Someone is at the door... geeeze can't they see the doorbell??

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Not today. I'm here to protect ya.

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Awwwww, I knew you would.

I've got your back too Striny dear. :)

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Sarah wants my assignment, she can have it... ;)

Sarah you are now in charge of opening the next lounge thread. We have been to jail, a male brothel, a haunted house, we are currently arrested again...

NM, Sarah, I guess I have a responsibility... this may take a while... hmmmm

EDIT: NM here was meant as nevermind.

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We have been doing all the work gal... don't cha think that it can be your turn?

How about a gassy thread? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hmm.. okay i'll think of one.

Yay- "you like me you really really like me"

Sarah

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Hmmmmm... yeah, maybe ha ha.

Okey dokey... I can hear that pin drop...

I got my gas back under control.

Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I got my gas back under control.

Really surprising since my gas brought everyone into the room. The minute I handle the situation everyone leaves again.

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There's got to be a way to make a buck on this opportunity Justy... bottling?

We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.

Okies new thread ready when needed: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge...ze-344219.html

Sarah

Yeah, we went to church last Sunday and there was a preteen boy sitting in front of us... he had perfected the art of directional gassing... direct to my nose... it was all I could do to breathe... OR it was his mother setting beside him...

But he or her didn't make a sound... on time, gassed every 15 seconds... hand my hand on my nose... Marta kept saying to me: 'God help us!!!!!' 'We may not make it!'

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

We were watching the World's Dumbest Competitions 3 last night. (Pre-recorded).

They actually have a competition, for flatulance... for sound, length and smell. I think my partner is a shoe in to win.

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Ooh I seen that did you see the one where people go down a very steep hill and chase after a cheese ball- and the winner gets the cheese.

People actually get hurt, broken bones and all.

Sarah