Sorry to hear your not back on your two webbed feet yet :), as for my weekend, well it was pretty uneventful
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Well at least I survived another "roasting!" That dern Sheriff... always "fowls" up! Heehee!
As long as it has cable I don't care :)
Yeah, we're a little nuts around here. It's our home away from home. Never a dull moment. We've lived in Castles, Pubs, Cafe's, Kleenex Boxes (don't ask, lol) an Island or two, a Hotel... we go through the places once every few weeks or so. I can't even remember all the places we've had. Our main home is the Castle though, but these rowdy's keep on wreckin the place, so we need to find other places to stay while reno's are happening! LOL!
Hey I know! The Sheriff and the Deputy must have room at the jail! Anyone want to go to jail? Haha!
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What the heck was that? Morse code? Are you drunk Sheriff?
Jail is an interesting idea, lets look at the pro's and con's(I know it's a bad pun)
Pro:no rent!
Con:bubba may want to snuggle with you in the night
Pro:cant get kicked out!
Con:cant really do anything, very restrictive
Pro:if your life long ambition was to learn how to make a shank, this is your chance!
Con:that con who's mom you slept with? Yeah he already made a shank...
May be missing a few... any other thoughts on the matter?
Oh yes, Bubba... I never thought of him.
Pro:: Free meals
Con:: The meals
Pro:: You get a free picture to give to your friends and family
Con:: It's your mug shot
Pro:: We can play in the prison yard
Con:: Solitary confinement
Mrs 'Bubba' is now the Secretary of State so is she the Bubette?
Lol at the picture. So I think we have safely ruled out jail as the next home?
Oh but think of the crazy antics that would ensue! Lol
Nawww don't be shy... oh well, you come back now... ya hear!?
We have even improved the food; yeppers... now you get a full pat of what looks like butter on that bread heel and we now screen the dark stuff out of da water a fore we give it to you... see, it ain't all that bad (anymore.. hee hee)
Okay, here's your choices kids. The jail, the farm, an amusement park, a disco bar, a circus, a shoe, old mother hubbards cupboard, or a dude ranch!. or we could always go back to the sanatorium! LOL!
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