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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Canadian bacon is farkin expensive!! You can get it cheaper in the States! Now what's up with that man? :rolleyes:

Don't like it.. I like thin crispy bacon...

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

It's actually German food. Spaetzle is a doughy kind of mixture that you drop into boiling water.

So basically it's a matzo ball, eh?

I don't know what I think Canadians do... hmmm... besides riding around on horses all day, trekking through the snow like Eskimos to purchase that special bacon. I don't care what you say, I'm going to continue to think y'all eat that stuff every day! :p I buy it sometimes in support of our neighbors to the north!

Hey Do I hear bacon alert, pig alert. Cops better stay away from me... Did I just say that. Dam straight I did. DR.EVIL HERE TO GIVE ALL YOU BACON LOVERS A KICKING...

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

So basically it's a matzo ball, eh??

I don't know what I think Canadians do...hmmm.... besides riding around on horses all day, trekking through the snow like Eskimos to purchase that special bacon. I don't care what you say, I'm gonna continue to think y'all eat that stuff every day! :p I buy it sometimes in support of our neighbors to the north!

Well, NM at the rate things are going... they can buy this country for a package of Canadian Bacon. (No no... don't want to get into politics... stop it Stringer... stop it!)

My alter ego does not realize that I am a deputy. Or is it because my badge was already taken away??

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Originally Posted by Stringer

M...as in batMan

Ok. That's a weird deviation. Seems like it'd be "B"... but ummkay.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Hey Do I hear bacon alert, pig alert. Cops better stay away from me... Did I just say that. Dam straight I did. DR.EVIL HERE TO GIVE ALL YOU BACON LOVERS A KICKING....

:::slap:::; :::slap::: there, there deputy... feel better now?

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Ok. That's a weird deviation. Seems like it'd be "B"... but ummkay.

Well... as I told alty... 'I am a salesman... would I EVER lie to you?' I will let M decide to tell you why, ifin' he chooses to... not many that really know.

EDIT: Knowledge of this may cause nasal bleeding or nasal infection though, consult your doctor prior to asking M.

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All this talk of Bacon is making me hungry...

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That doesn't look like any bacon I've ever seen M :confused:

Hiya everybody :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

All this talk of Bacon is making me hungry..............

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Low, very low...

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Originally Posted by albear

that doesnt look like any bacon ive ever seen M :confused:

hiya everybody :)

HI Bear! Canadian Bacon!

THIS! Is how I like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/arch...con-bra-01.jpg

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Originally Posted by albear

THIS! is how i like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/arch...con-bra-01.jpg

Priceless, simply priceless !

You like your bacon RAW??

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Originally Posted by albear

THIS! is how i like my bacon :D

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/arch...con-bra-01.jpg

Priceless, simply priceless ! I'll take two servings please?

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

You like your bacon RAW???????

Surely my friend... you noticed... Yeah, I know that you did... :):):):):):)

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

You like your bacon RAW???????

Yeah sure why not :D

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

So basically it's a matzo ball, eh??

I don't know what I think Canadians do...hmmm.... besides riding around on horses all day, trekking through the snow like Eskimos to purchase that special bacon. I don't care what you say, I'm gonna continue to think y'all eat that stuff every day! :p I buy it sometimes in support of our neighbors to the north!

Uuhhmm, no not really a matso ball. It's like a mixture of flour, water, eggs, salt, etc. You put it into boiling water through a spaetzle maker. It has small holes in it. I'm trying to think of something close. Hmmm... I can't think of anything close! LOL. Okay, maybe think of egg drop soup. That is the closest I can come. Alty might be able to tell you exactly how she makes it. I like Knepfla better than Spaetzle (similar, but without eggs in the mix), but at the end of the day they are both yummmyyyyy! I eat the Knepfla, with pork and sauerkraut, and gravy. Oh maaaan... now I'm staaaaarving! ::licks lips::

Oh and Alty, sound like the only dif between blaukraut and sauerkraut is that it's red cabbage, and it isn't fermented as long. I've made homemade sauerkraut... it's a BIG job. I might like the blaukraut, because the store bought sauerkraut just doesn't even come close to homemade.

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Originally Posted by albear

that doesnt look like any bacon ive ever seen M :confused:

hiya everybody :)

You probably prefer crispy bacon right Bear...

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