... just woke up.

Someone trapped me in a net and I remember feeling a thwack on my head... and lights out.

... did we catch the duck?

Oh no, Sneezy, I thought you were the duck. Are you okay? Is there a bump on your head? Want some wine, or is that a bad idea with a head wound?

The duck got away. What are we doing wrong, we're intelligent, hungry people, we should be able to catch one little blonde duck. I think it's time for a new plan. ;)

Plan away... I isn't fraid 'o no hunters! I have a carefully thought out, foolproof plan, that will allow me to escape my captors!

Please, feel free to pour the wine all over me and then we can...

... hm. Where's hc..

Sneezy, you bad. ;):)

Now, for the duck catching plan. She seems to think she can avoid capture, I say we play along with that, let her get a false sense of security, lure her with treats and trinkets, and then, when she's relaxed and her guard is down, wammo, we hit her with the club. Sneezy, do you want to man the net this time?

Yes. I'd like to man that net.

... what the heck is going on with me tonight?

Ahhhhhh... a good marinade! Wine soaked Asian Man!. a delicacy in some parts! :D :p

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

.......so here I was, minding my own business..... running down the castle corridors to grab a towel so I could have a relaxing swim in the pond, after a lovely afternoon of sunning myself,........... when I had this horrible accident!! I started sliding on my slippery webbed feet....my wings flailing, and BOOM....down I went on my last tailfeather!! It was then I said to myself "OH QUACK"............that wicked Queen had secretly replaced my sunblock with cooking oil!!

It was at that moment that I knew I must devise a plan to rid the Wicked Queen of her cooking powers! I hurried out and purchased a new duck cape, and sat down to read the latest copy of Ducks Unlimited. For a small charge, they have promised to send me tips in the mail every month, and I can learn how to avoid the wrath of the evil hunter, and do good for all of my feathered friends!

SUPERDUCK!!!!....to the rescue!!!

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M!! I think we need some "DUC(K) TAPE.... getting noisey in here. She has no "Duck Tales" only a single feather left... now she needs to:

~~~~~~~~Bend over~~~~~~~~`let me ~~~~~~~~~~~see ya~~~~~shake a (as in one feather) tail feather~~~~~~~~~bend over~~~~~~let me see ya..................:eek:

Stinger taking aim...

Yikes ahhhhhhhhhh I am drowning in something...

Starby, the wine soaked Asian man is for HC, we are not allowed to indulge, so back away from him, no naughty thoughts, just back away. :):)

Sneezy, no worries, we love it when you are naughty. :)

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yikes ahhhhhhhhhh I am drowning in something......

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Oh no, Joe, did I soak you in wine too?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Super duck, snooper nuck, doesn't matter, I will cook you little ducky, and dine on you in the castle dining room with all my friends.

Joe, will you bring the wine? What goes good with duck, red or white? ;)

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Maybe I am having second thoughts, after all: "She's JUST a widdle ducky..........":rolleyes:

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M !!!!!!!!! I think we need some "DUC(K) TAPE....getting noisey in here. She has no "Duck Tales" only a single feather left.........now she needs to:

~~~~~~~~Bend over~~~~~~~~`let me ~~~~~~~~~~~see ya~~~~~shake a (as in one feather) tail feather~~~~~~~~~bend over~~~~~~let me see ya..................:eek:

Stinger taking aim.......

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Stringer, we tried to catch her but she's sneaky and she got away. Joe caught her in his net (or so we thought) and I clubbed her on the head. Turns out that we accidentally caught Sneezy, he's got a bit of a head wound. Do you have a plan? Surely with the four of us working together we can catch one little duck, right?

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Maybe I am having second thoughts, after all: "She's JUST a widdle ducky..........":rolleyes:

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Ducky, shmucky, don't let her get to you. Don't let those big green duck eyes fool you. I know she looks pathetic with only one tail feather, and when she quacks with her little duck voice you want to hug her and take care of her, buy her presents and make her a silk bed, feed her and... WAIT, no, she won't get to me too. CATCH THE DUCK, COOK THE DUCK! :D

Castle security has once more been breached! All it takes is one feather to disable the Castle alarm and I'm freeeeeeee!

Quick, she's getting away. Call the guards, call the sentries, call M, who you going to call, the duck buster! :)

All right, (slap-slap) I came to my senses... (another SLAP!- ok, nuff of that slappin s**t, I have felt the 2 x 4 and...) Do we still have the chains hanging from the walls in the dungeon?

We now only have 43 posts left to catch this damn DUCK!! Get going... lassos, nets, traps, stun guns, tasers... which?
EDIT: 42 posts...

That's just a plain old Dust Buster! Your plan was foibled! It only picks up my falling feathers! You'll never track down the escaping Duck! I isn't 'fraid of no Duck Busters!

That's just a plain old Dust Buster! Your plan was foibled! It only picks up my falling feathers! You'll never track down the escaping Duck! I isn't 'fraid of no Duck Busters!