Ooooo little arsehole

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Originally Posted by Chey5782

I found an old movie that shows Uma Therman's bubs. I'm totally watching it on netflix right now! Then I am going to rub on my hubby till he makes happy noises and forgets work sucked today. THEN, after he falls asleep. I plan on eating an entire carton of ice cream in the dark!

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Id pay to see that.

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Originally Posted by albear

ooooo little arsehole

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That word was on the tip of my tongue bear, but I swallowed it.

Now he's walking in my flower garden stepping on my lilies.

Seriously, if this keeps up I'm not responsible for what happens.

Stringer, I need my whip back!

Going to go talk to his grandma about this. This will be fun. I'm beginning to understand why she doesn't like kids. ;)

Sigh. My poor lilies. :(

Take the hose to him and claim you were watering your garden its not your fault he was in it :D... well you should :)

Man boobs don't need to be toned! Jiggly is better, right? I just love breasts in general, probably 'cause I don't have any of my own. Relax guys, there are some women who like your boobs no matter what they look like.

Sounda like you ought to go tell granny and grandma that their sweetheart of a terror is out wreaking havoc with the neighbors. I would SOOO not put up with that. Poor dog. Insolent child. You need some pie.

I think the hose would be funnier to use. Whip you already have, remember gave you a new spanking new whip long time ago.

I like Bears idea. I'm going out to water the garden, with the pressure washer. Muwahahahaha.

Dang, am I allowed to do that? I'm going to shoot now, ask questions later, feign innocence, yup.

Pie? What kind?

Pie of the humble variety, offer some to him before you shoot :D

(that sounded better in my head)

Oh my god I would pay to see that too!! I am cracking up laughing!!

Who said bacon?? :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Wait, I am having bacon on my burger... I am not mad;)

Hi starty, how you doing :)

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Originally Posted by startover22

Who said bacon?????????????????????????????????:mad::mad::m ad::mad:
Wait, I am having bacon on my burger...I am not mad;)

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Mmmm bacon. OHHH I think I have some left in the fridge somewhere!! Thanks Starty! I am SOOOOOO easily swayed right now to do or crave anything it's pathetic. Someone said Big Mac a couple days ago and I wanted one for 2 days till I ate one. It was the best burger ever. I am going to have to buy a treadmill or my arteries are going to turn me to stone. OHH then I can change my name to medusa. Rawr.

Hi Start,

Bacon, on your burger. Best place for it.

Or yet, bacon on a triple Decker sandwich.

Arrrhelldamnpooaahhhhh!

The talk with grandma didn't go so well. I asked her to talk to the little prince and tell him that he has to stay out of my garden and not open the door as he let Chewy out.

Her response "the lilies will only be alive for a while longer and if you trained your puppy maybe he wouldn't escape". What? Chewy escaped because the little brat opened my door. AAAAHHH!

Anyway, I said "okay then, I'll deal with it", and walked away, went to my hose, turned it on and started watering my plants and my yard. It's not my fault he didn't move.

I'm going to hell. :(

Brilliance alty, you gave them fair warning, feel better? :)

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Originally Posted by albear

brilliance alty, you gave them fair warning :)

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Yes I did. :D

Now I'm waiting for the fit to hit the shan. He's soaked. I have the right to water my yard though. :)

I need to move to an acreage.

AWESOME Alty... you have guts;) AND I LIKE IT! You go girl!

Hi bear and Joe;)

Good luck Alty, not that you need it :),

You asked politely, they decided they wernt going to act like decent people, so you showed them the concequences of their actions, good on you :)

Hiya start, hope your well

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Originally Posted by Chey5782

mmmm bacon. OHHH I think I have some left in the fridge somewhere!!! Thanks Starty! I am SOOOOOO easily swayed right now to do or crave anything it's pathetic. Someone said Big Mac a couple days ago and I wanted one for 2 days till I ate one. It was the best burger ever. I am going to have to buy a treadmill or my arteries are going to turn me to stone. OHH then I can change my name to medusa. rawr.

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You don't need a treadmill... walk in place as you type;)