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Well, guess I better get on the bike and fly out of here! Later Gators (and crocs). LOL

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

You should have called me Starby!!! Just because I go to bed, doesn't mean I am not available to help with stupid prank phone calls. I know what you mean about being tired of them. Let me help next time. Do you have forward on your phone? At night, just forward your phone to me until morning. I will gladly take those calls!!! I have had lots of practice at that!!!!!!! Don't go through this alone. I am here for ya!!!! :p

Rebbie, THAT is an EXCELLENT IDEA! Starby, simply "forward these calls at night to the police station... wouldn't that shake the s**t out of them!:D :eek :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:

Stringer

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Rebbie, THAT is an EXCELLENT IDEA! Starby, simply "forward these calls at night to the police station....wouldn't that shake the s**t out of them!:D :eek :eek: :rolleyes: :D :cool:

Stringer

Thanks Rebby Girl! I wonder how that would work LD. Of course the calls started at 3am. What a coincidence! Just when my ex the drunk would be leaving the bar on a Friday night... make that... any night! :rolleyes:

Do the police actually answer their phones after 5pm Stringy? I thought that was donut time!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Thanks Rebby Girl!! I wonder how that would work LD. Of course the calls started at 3am. What a coincidence! Just when my ex the drunk would be leaving the bar on a Friday nite....make that....any nite!! :rolleyes:

Do the police actually answer their phones after 5pm Stringy?? I thought that was donut time!!

I don't know, I would get the "non-emergency" phone number for the local police and use that one. Try it for one night, maybe even get the police permission to do this first.

But talk about getting revenge, THIS would top them all. I would LOVE to see their face when the police answer. Sometimes locally when I have called the non-emergency number with a question they don't even answer identifying themselves... they just say "how may I help you?" but if they did answer saying "Police Department"... hahahahahaha Love it!! :eek:

GREAT idea Rebbie!

Got to run, many things to do around the house. Started to clean the garage again. Decided that this mountain of crap will not be cleaned using only a teaspoon... need a backhoe...

Stringer

By the way... we have almost closed this thread (some one start thinking about starting another) AND have you all noticed guys that not once, not once has Alty or Starduck invited even one of us to the "Me-devil (ha) Bar. Are you guys keeping something from us... you have kept the bar to yourselves??

OK guys, here's the plan, gather at the moat front door, we will charge the liquor cabinet for the bar. Bring wire cutters and some explosives!

For all of you who don't have the link to the new thread, I'm posting it again. HC did the honors. See you there. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

By the way...we have almost closed this thread (some one start thinking about starting another) AND have you all noticed guys that not once, not once has Alty or Starduck invited even one of us to the "Me-devil (ha) Bar. Are you guys keeping something from us....you have kept the bar to yourselves???????

OK guys, here's the plan, gather at the moat front door, we will charge the liquor cabinet for the bar. Bring wire cutters and some explosives!

Blow up the Castle?? :eek: Not our pretty Castle! We need the dungeon. Apparently the moat is leaking, and we need to bring in a crew to do renovations, so we will temporarily pack our bags for a few weeks, while the cracks are filled in.

The Queens, and the Princess have decided to rent Central Park for a little while, until the moat is fixed. We have to load up the jewels in the Castle, but we hired some guy that drinks out of a brown paper bag to guard them. He looks very trustworthy. ( He claims it is special medicine) I will have my own personal Duck Pond, that unfortunately I have been told I have to temporarily share with the Crocs. It is up to you boys to transport the Crocs to the park. Careful... they don't like to be moved from the moat!

We have already cleaned out the liquor cabinet, so don't bother! We have packed it in secret coolers to bring to the park! The castle Queens and Princess will have there own pimped out tree house, and you need an annual park pass to enter! The cost of your monthly park permit, shall be based on your attendance, as decided by the park fairies!

Lets keep our park clean... well we will hire people to clean up the messes we make, and please don't feed the squirrels, or the racoons. I here they are gang members! :eek:

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Hey Starby, I haven't talked to you for a while. How are you sweets?

I'm good! Where have you been? Are you feeling better?

I've been resting, trying to get rid of this bug. I feel horrible, my voice is fading, my nose hurts, my throat hurts, my ears hurt, my whole body hurts. I don't like being sick! :(

My friend came and picked up Bear today. I discussed with her the possibility of us keeping him, and she said, no, actually hearing how well he did here, she wants to get another dog. I gulped, and said that I though that was a bad idea, she's not really taking care of Bear the way he needs, so why get a second dog to ignore? She wants a buddy for Bear. So I suggested getting an older dog, 3 or 4 years old at the shelter. Nope, she wants a puppy. I tried, boy did I try, but it's their life and I can't do anything about it. I did say that we only have room for one more dog, so if she gets a second dog and decides she can't handle them, well, we can only take Bear on, so she better think this through. AHHHHHHHH!! Sorry, vent. :(

You're kidding! Holy crap! I thought for sure she would just let you have him after all of this! Getting another puppy that she is not going to care for... with a baby on the way too... is just insane! Wow! I bet she is thinking that if she gets another puppy, that will keep Bear out of her hair, and the little one will keep Bear occupied. Geeezzzzz!

I know, I'm shocked too. I really think that Bear would be happier and better off with us. Hopefully she won't rush into anything and she'll realize that she can't handle one dog, much less two.

I will give you a call a bit later if you're around. I need to go and shower, and get a few things done here today!

I'll be here, don't want to go anywhere. Talk to you later ducky. :)

Hi everyone!

Oof. I've been... swamped lately... how's everyone doing?

Alty, I'm glad you're feeling better enough to at least come back to the castle... where you hiding by the way?

I'm back out... off to the gym so I can look like I'm working out while I'm really sitting there sniffing people.

I've been hiding in the infirmary, but it stinks there so I came out to play for a bit.

Sniffing people? I hope you don't get caught. :)

Oh, no. I've been practicing on starbs. She hasn't noticed.

What does Starby smell like Sneezy? She's taking a shower right now, did you say something to her? ;)

Crap, maybe she did notice. She smells like... roasted duck...

... wait a second... why does she smell like roasted duck?

Maybe she was outside tanning today. I switched her sunblock to cooking oil. ;)