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  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:07 PM
    starbuck8
    String Man, take the GTO buddy! We can travel across the country Thelma and Louise style. You be Thelma k? Franny Pants, you can join us, you can be... well Franny! I promise I won't jump out of the car when it goes over the cliff! Mwaaahahahaha!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:09 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Starby...so nice to see you my dear, we really missed you so much sweety. You are always, always welcome her with us, come on here, sit down. have I told you recently just how wonderfully your hair glistens in the sunlight? Have I told you how you are the center of any party we have. have M and I told you how gracefully you stride and kinda of flow when you walk? Have we told you how much we appreciate your company and conversation? We are so glad you are here.....

    Alty help! I'm melting... I'm melting... they are trying to take me to the dark side... help me... help me... oh no... oh nooooooooooooooooo!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:11 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Alty help!! I'm melting............I'm melting...........they are trying to take me to the dark side....help me..................help me.................oh no..............oh nooooooooooooooooo!!

    That new nightrobe... wow Starby.. nice, very nice sweet. Then again, you would make any 'ol thing look fantastic my dear... just fantastic! Right M?
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:15 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by Stringer
    i like "perky"...yes P E R K Y...perky, perky, have I mentioned ...perky

    Ask and you shall receive my friend!!

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  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:15 PM
    starbuck8
    I feel lightheaded... it's working... Alty hellllppppppppp... they are looking into my eyes with an evil grin... quick... come quick!! I think they put something in my drink Alty... everything is spinning... what's happening?? Oh nooooo, I'm scared!! Alllltttyyyyy!!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:15 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    String Man, take the GTO buddy! We can travel across the country Thelma and Louise style. You be Thelma k? Franny Pants, you can join us, you can be....well Franny!! I promise I won't jump out of the car when it goes over the cliff!! Mwaaahahahaha!!

    I am ex military... I am prepared for you Alty; put a trench around my house, got the driveway wired with bare wire with the electric switch ready, I have bull dosers lined up all around the house. I have fire hoses all set up. I have out a large net over my house so any fly overs don't work. I have doggy do in brown paper bags with matches to light them!! And much, much more!!

    M... I have helmets for you, me and Starby... :D
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
    Alty
    Oh, you boys, yes BOYS, are in so much trouble.

    Starby, you must resist, do not go to the darkside. You have to be strong Starby, remember, estrogen is thicker than water. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    That new nightrobe...wow Starby..nice, very nice sweet. Then again, you would make any 'ol thing look fantastic my dear...just fantastic! Right M?

    ABSOLUTELY!!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:16 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ask and you shall recieve my friend!!!

    Attachment 9404

    Damn... I need your sources... we need to talk M... later. Hee hee

    I mean look at her... eyes, yes her eyes... they can make any red blooded man's heart stop... BUT M seriously would I give up starby for her or anyone... really, never my friend. We have someone special in Starby...

    And Starby it isn't the Dark Side Darlin' noooo...we just turned down the lights for that feelin'.
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:18 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ask and you shall recieve my friend!!!

    Attachment 9404


    That's my ammunition M, bad M, very bad M. I'm going to whip, darnit, I don't have my whip. I'm going to drop a Koala on your head. Yup, I will, aha, going to do it. :D
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:19 PM
    Alty
    Starby, don't fall for it. We are women, hear us roar! Don't fall for all this mushy goobleygock, you are strong, they are weak! Starby?
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:21 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!


    Yeppers... all truth here... with us... we are the way of the "truth" only with us...
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:23 PM
    friend4u178
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    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    That's my ammunition M, bad M, very bad M. I'm going to whip, darnit, I don't have my whip. I'm going to drop a Koala on your head. Yup, I will, aha, gonna do it. :D

    LOL... beat you to it :)

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  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:24 PM
    Alty
    They lie Starby, lies, lies, lies, only lies. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies, oops, sorry, that song popped in to my head. Starby, they are trying to woo you, don't be wooed, you are unwooable, stay strong sister. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:25 PM
    starbuck8
    Alty, I feel faint! Grab my hand... pull me away! They've promised me a kingdom, and I'm going to be the head witch... that sounds like so much fun! They've told me that they have made a special golden whip just for meeeeeeeeee! I want the golden whip, I want my castle... Alty help! We can build our own kingdom... I know we can!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:25 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LOL.....................beat you to it :)

    Attachment 9405

    Grrrrr, bad M! :D

    I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too. ;)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:27 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Alty, I feel faint! Grab my hand...pull me away!! They've promised me a kingdom, and I'm going to be the head witch...........that sounds like so much fun!! They've told me that they have made a special golden whip just for meeeeeeeeee!! I want the golden whip, I want my castle............Alty help!! We can build our own kingdom.........I know we can!!


    Grab my hand Starby, resist. The only thing you'll get in that castle is a cell in the dungeon, don't be fooled, run away. We will build a fortress, you and I and all the strong women on this site. We will stand strong against the men, we can do it, yes we can.

    Did I mention that you look really pretty today?

    Ha, two can play this game. :)
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:29 PM
    Stringer
    Well all Stringer can say now is that "we" are going to bed. It is about 1:30 am now and I do not keep Susy up this late.. not good for her skin you know...

    Starby... Starby, what can I say about you... except you will be on my mind tonight, yes that sweet smell of that fresh hair, that perfume... OMG... wow. That sweet smile, that gleam in you eye, the way you intelligently know how to answer any question that I may have... if there ever was a woman that should be set up as an example for all others hon... only you would be standing on the stage...

    Good night all... and Starby, come on over, it is only the dimmed lights.. not the dark side really.. Again: am right M?
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:30 PM
    starbuck8
    They took a video and everything Alty... loooookkkk!! Eeeeeekkkkkk!

    YouTube - Hiruma' Evil Laugh!
  • Jun 17, 2008, 11:31 PM
    Alty
    Marta, Marta, I need your help. Stringer is trying to entice Starby to go over to his side, sweet words, promises he doesn't intend to keep, help me MARTA!!

    Ha, busted Stringer! :)

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