Shhhhtttt! You woke me up! Stop being so loud! Turn down that music you kids! Geeezzzz!

Starby, Stringer, something horrible just happened, I almost can't bring myself to talk about it, it's just absolutely horrible. I, I, I'm beside myself, it really is just terrible. Okay, I have to tell someone, I'm, ah, eeeeek, I'm out of BEER!! :(:(:(

Nooooooo... she's meltingggg! Help Stringy quick! She neeeds our heeeellllpppp!

Waaaaaa, I'm so sad, I can't believe it's all gone. What am I going to do? How will I go on? I'm fading, fast, no... air... can't... breath... need... HELP!!

Mouth to Beeerrr Stwingy! Quick! We must save her! It's the dreaded Fryday!

My, my, ::hiccup:: fwend was supposed to come over, she was going to bwing beer, but she cancelled, which is weally wude because she invited herself. But now I'm beerless, and I'm sad. What am I supposed to dwink? Water? Ewwwww! :(

Heehee

Na na na boo boo

I gots beer.

I'm coming over Sneezy, be there, in, hmmmm, how long to drive to Atlanta from Alberta? Do I need a passport to go to the states? How much is a flight.

I've got an idea, just send the beer here, that will be just fine. :)

Should weee wub it in? I's gots beewr tooo!

But here is a wallaby fa yew Awty!

This is Stwingy and Weezer singing for you!

YouTube - Alvin & Larry There's A Tear In My Beer

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Busy Stringy, very busy. :)

I've been trying to clean, yes, trying. It's not going so well. I feel yucky lately, my get up and go left, and I can't find it. :(

How are you sweetie?

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Yeah me too, kind of a dreary day.. lots of snow, expect another 3to 5 inches tonight.. that will be about 8 inches on the ground total.

Watching TV tonight... the last episode of Atlantis wa son... pretty good one... I see that there will be another new one soon... Atlantis Universe, Chery will like that.

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Nooooooo....she's meltingggg!! Help Stringy quick!! She neeeds our heeeellllpppp!!

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Will "near beer" help?

AHHHHHHH! Now I feel worse, Starby posted a, a, a, dare I say it, country song. I'm going to vomit, really I am. No beer and forced to listen to country music.

I thought you were my friend. Sob, sob, sob. :(

But... but... it was Stwingy and Weezer singing! Not that Hank guy! :(

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Will "near beer" help?

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Near beer? Now you're swearing at me? Near beer is flavored water, it's not beer, it's no were near beer, not even close.

I'm surrounded by meanies, tormenting me with their beer, their flavored water and country music. What next, are you all going to tell me you had sex today? Don't even do it, I don't want to know! :eek:

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But....but...it was Stwingy and Weezer singin!! Not that Hank guy!! :(

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You slippery DUCK!

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But....but...it was Stwingy and Weezer singin!! Not that Hank guy!! :(

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It doesn't matter who was singing, no one can sing country music well, because it's country music. :eek:

Now I'm depressed and beerless.

Wiggy, Wiggy, I need beer, Starby made me listen to country music. Yes, country music, I know, I thought she liked me too, but I guess not.

So sad, so very sad. You've all ganged up on me.

Hey, am I mean when I don't have beer? :confused:

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Near beer? Now you're swearing at me? Near beer is flavored water, it's not beer, it's no were near beer, not even close.

I'm surrounded by meanies, tormenting me with their beer, their flavored water and country music. What next, are you all going to tell me you had sex today? Don't even do it, I don't want to know! :eek:

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Weeeeeeell, seriously... not yet... but the clock is ticking.

Hey! Got to go... alarm went off... ha

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You slippery DUCK!

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It was youuuu Stwingy! I saw yer mustache! And... and... I saw Weezer wearing his college jersey!

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Hey! Gotta go....alarm went off.....ha

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The knife in my back, the final blow, the icing on the cake... WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :mad: