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  • May 23, 2007, 01:29 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Hmm Emland. Not sure if that trumps Queen. I will have to ponder this dilemma.
  • May 23, 2007, 01:29 PM
    curlybenswife
    You guys crack me up and in case you didn't catch that guys J_9 has sponge bob undies :D

    Im laughing trumping here means farting giggle
  • May 23, 2007, 01:30 PM
    Emland
    That isn't unusual!
  • May 23, 2007, 01:31 PM
    J_9
    So you have spongebob undies too Em?
  • May 23, 2007, 01:31 PM
    curlybenswife
    Ah well Em j is unusual to the extreame we won't go into what she does with door nobs
  • May 23, 2007, 01:31 PM
    J_9
    Oh, boy, here we go with the nob story again!!

    Good thing you're my bestest friend across the pond Laura
  • May 23, 2007, 01:32 PM
    Emland
    Do tell
  • May 23, 2007, 01:33 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Oh, CBW, J has mentioned this before numerous times. We know that is her only other outfit besides the nurse uniform. Poor thing.

    Hey CBW, I was just pondering on your knickers there. I guess, if nothing else, you are the Queen of the Freaking Universe to your hubby. Or at least, that should be the center of his universe. :eek: Okay, I am done. No more dirty talk.
  • May 23, 2007, 01:33 PM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle she likes to twiddle them Em ;)
  • May 23, 2007, 01:34 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Oh Emland. You had to go and ask about the nobs! Now, now ladies. Stop with the nob talk.
  • May 23, 2007, 01:35 PM
    curlybenswife
    Pppfffffttttttttt stop being a kill joy ruby giggle
  • May 23, 2007, 01:35 PM
    Emland
    Gotcha on the door knobs, but you have to understand I was married to a man in the Navy for 20 years that was gone on 6 months cruises every time I turned around. You can always tell a Navy wife whose man is away because they linger in the produce department of the grocery store - usually around the cucumbers.
  • May 23, 2007, 01:38 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Ohhhh. Poor Emmy. Was that you? Oh dear! You made quite the spectacle of yourself. Now I understand. Thank you for explaining. Good thing you left when you did. The manager had called the police!
  • May 23, 2007, 01:41 PM
    Emland
    I live in the shadow of the world's largest Navy base - they're used to it!
  • May 23, 2007, 01:43 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Well, when I come visit, tell me what grocery stores all the Navy wives shop at. I don't want to buy any of them cukes! Yikes!
  • May 23, 2007, 01:44 PM
    Emland
    I'll never tell.
  • May 23, 2007, 01:44 PM
    J_9
    Em, I guess no one ever taught you about the washing machine on spin cycle!! :eek:

    OMG, now I let out another little secret. :p
  • May 23, 2007, 01:46 PM
    Emland
    The Eisenhower (air craft carrier) group came in today. There are lots of happy Navy wives in Hampton Roads right now.
  • May 23, 2007, 01:49 PM
    RubyPitbull
    *looks around* Is it safe to go cuke shopping now?
  • May 23, 2007, 01:52 PM
    curlybenswife
    Oh my goodness your all so rude my poor innocent ears :D
  • May 23, 2007, 01:55 PM
    J_9
    OMG, love, don't give me your "poor innocent ears" I know what goes on in the Curly household when the computer is off!!
  • May 23, 2007, 01:58 PM
    Synnen
    So... CBW is an exhibitionist too?

    Or just kisses and tells?

    Do tell!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:00 PM
    J_9
    I would love to Synn, but I would betray my best friend. So if she wants to tell, she can.

    But, I have to say I have seen Ben's knickers too, well kind of. Hehehe
  • May 23, 2007, 02:00 PM
    RubyPitbull
    CBW, when I saw your post I laughed so loud that I wet my pants a wee bit. Don't do that to me again. Old hags can't hold their water. Ohhh, where, oh where are the Depends when you need um? June Allyson used them you know! If they were good enough for June, they are good enough for me.
  • May 23, 2007, 02:05 PM
    Synnen
    Oh my!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:07 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Ditto that Synnen! Hmmm. What the heck is going on here? Polyamory?
  • May 23, 2007, 02:08 PM
    J_9
    Yeah, of course, consider the size of the pond.
  • May 23, 2007, 02:11 PM
    RubyPitbull
    What pond? Is that what you call CB's knickers? Oh my, oh my! Shame on you girl! For shame!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:12 PM
    J_9
    I seem to be digging myself a bigger and bigger hole, and dragging my precious laura in with me. LOL

    The pond, the OCEAN!!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:14 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL shut up about my knickers honestly I'm going to go tell my mum you lot are picking on me ;)

    Syn hunny after all if we have it we must flaunt it right...
  • May 23, 2007, 02:15 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Now you are calling his knickers the ocean? Heaven help us!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:21 PM
    J_9
    Oh, I always just stick my foot in my mouth!!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:22 PM
    Synnen
    There are worse places to be sticking things... but not many!
  • May 23, 2007, 02:25 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL oh my feet to now :D
  • May 23, 2007, 02:26 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Well, there are worse places to be sticking your foot in, that's for sure.
  • May 23, 2007, 02:42 PM
    Myth
    My My ladies you've all been busy today... lol... feet, ponds. Knickers and mouths... not to mention innocent ears... It almost sounds like an international incident... or an orgy I'm not sure if the poor cucumbers want to press charges...
  • May 23, 2007, 02:43 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe see what happens when you turn your back Myth tee hee
  • May 23, 2007, 02:54 PM
    Myth
    Too bad I couldn't study the back of my eyelids while the kids napped... I'm so tired... I just can't leave this place for an hour and already you make my tired eyes read five pages and then pop out all the time... my poor brain can't think anymore... lol... I still say poor cucumbers... Who speaks up for the mistreatment of friendly veggies? Is there a society or something?
  • May 23, 2007, 02:54 PM
    RubyPitbull
    The cucumbers DO want to press charges Myth. They told me so. They have named Emland the number one culprit.
  • May 23, 2007, 02:55 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL what are they using to press these charges huh huh

    Im off to bed xxxxxxx

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