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  • Mar 21, 2007, 03:53 PM
    RubyPitbull
    You know, the problem with doing what you are doing is that they get used to your putting in the extra effort. When you start pulling back due to other obligations, they complain. All of a sudden, all that extra work that you aren't paid for that you have been doing for so long, is forgotten in the blink of an eye. It is kind of like, Yeah, what you did was great before, but what have you done for me lately? Never fails. I have seen it time and again.

    I am watching that pet food recall on TV. So far, 250 pets have died, they expect a lot more. Major lawsuits starting. Unfortunately, pets are considered property under the law, not family members.
  • Mar 21, 2007, 03:58 PM
    Synnen
    That really bothers me --the pet food recall, I mean.

    I'm so glad we never used that brand (my kitties are SPOILED) because I think I'd go nuts thinking that I caused my pet's death by choosing the wrong food.

    I feel horrible for the people that have lost a "family member" due to this.
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:04 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Me too. When it first came out, I was calling everyone I know with pets. I don't buy that stuff either. My dog is on a special high fiber diet due to a poor start in life. She cannot eat wet food or she has major loose poopy problems. :(

    You want to join me in giving advice to a poor lad who is suddenly dealing with raging hormones? His posting is in Child & Teen health. You can be the wise, sexy older woman ala Mrs. Robinson. I will be the grandmotherly old crone telling him not to touch his nob.:D Actually I already answered him a bit. If you have any additional advice, I am sure he would appreciate it.
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:42 PM
    Synnen
    I'll take a look and see what I can do :)

    Good god... Mrs. Robinson?
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:44 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Actually there are two of them now. Fr Chuck helped out a bit.
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:52 PM
    Synnen
    I don't know that I EVER had hormones THAT raging! 9 times a day?
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:55 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Good job! I like the planning idea. I think he is overstating it a bit. But, at least he is recognizing that it is becoming a problem for him. I think at 12, if he is doing 9 times a day he will be pretty chafed, very quickly. At that age, they don't think about the tricks men use.
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:58 PM
    Synnen
    I think, too, that it's rather easy when it's so new for it only to take a few seconds each time, really :)

    Grandmotherly old crone? Come off it!
  • Mar 21, 2007, 04:58 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LMAO Synnen! I saw your response to the 2nd one. Enjoy yourself! Haha. His parents are going to come gunning for you for contributing to the deliquency of minors.

    Oopsy. Posted at the same time. Yeah, I lied about the grandmotherly old crone. :p
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:06 PM
    Synnen
    Lol... let them come after me!

    I'll just point out that he's playing with his OWN nob, and not someone else's.

    And he's certainly not going to get a girl pregnant THAT way!

    I'm contributing to a happier society!
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:08 PM
    RubyPitbull
    If not happier, at least quite a bit more relaxed! :D hee hee
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:25 PM
    Synnen
    Omg... I'm laughing, it hurts...

    "Masturbation! The drug of the future!"
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:56 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LMAO! "The drug of the ages. For all ages." haha.
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:27 AM
    curlybenswife
    Shakes head you two are so silly but I love you.
    Anyone heard from our lovely j today?
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:37 AM
    Capuchin
    I miss J :(
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:44 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL she won't protect you cap trust me she is happily join us girls in monkey abuse tee hee
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:45 AM
    Capuchin
    :(

    I'm going to go start a thread on cyber bullying :(
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:48 AM
    J_9
    Good morning family.

    Just stopping in before I have to take off to clinicals for the day
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:50 AM
    Capuchin
    J! *hugs J*
  • Mar 22, 2007, 02:51 AM
    J_9
    ((((((((((((((monkeyboy)))))))))))))
  • Mar 22, 2007, 06:57 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Capuchin
    :(

    I'm going to go start a thread on cyber bullying :(

    One has already been started. You can join the thread. OP is "forreal".

    Don't be sad Cappy. We actually love monkeys. Especially when sauteed with a bit of olive oil, mushrooms, onions, spinach,.
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:01 AM
    Synnen
    And garlic! Don't forget the garlic!
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:35 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Mmm. Yes. Yumm. Can't forget the garlic. I also like to use a touch of sugar, adds a little more "sweet to the meat." hehehe.


    How are you feeling today Synnen? Better, I hope.
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:46 AM
    kp2171
    Only free range monkeys please! Sinewy simians would require slow cooking, you know.

    Or we could leave this disgusting turn and instead make monkey bread in effigy.


    Monkey Bread

    1/2 c pecans
    1 ts cinnamon
    1/2 c sugar
    3 cn biscuits
    1 ea stick of butter
    1 c brown sugar

    Directions:


    Place pecans in bottom of Bundt pan. Combine cinnamon and sugar. Cut each biscuit into quarters and roll in sugar mixture. Stack biscuits in pan. Combine butter and brown sugar. Pour over biscuits. Bake 30-40 minutes at 350.
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:48 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Mmmm. Anything monkey is okay with me. Mmmm.
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:49 AM
    Synnen
    Mmmm... that sounds yummy.

    Much better, thanks, Ruby. I actually made it to work today! Yay!
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:50 AM
    Capuchin
    You guys are not very nice :(
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:50 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle your making me hungry
  • Mar 22, 2007, 07:56 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Cappy, cappy, come here boy. Don't worry, I only want to give you a little scratch under the chin *(as she raises the frying pan over her head to deliver the death whack)*
  • Mar 22, 2007, 08:02 AM
    Synnen
    Ruby!

    Don't get hair on the frying pan! We'd have to wash it again before cooking!
  • Mar 22, 2007, 08:04 AM
    curlybenswife
    Yeah to right Synn and I'm not bloody washing it up I hate washing up lol
  • Mar 22, 2007, 08:14 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Don't worry. I will only use the underside. And, I don't mind washing when I know the monkey is a tender one and worth the work.
  • Mar 22, 2007, 08:16 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh god I think I just tiddled myself you make me laugh so much, I'm pretty sure he will be tender after all e is a young one ;)
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:33 PM
    curlybenswife
    YOU WHO anyone out there??
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:35 PM
    J_9
    Hello love, how are you today?
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:36 PM
    curlybenswife
    Im bored giggle entertain me ;)
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:39 PM
    Synnen
    /turns cartwheels
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:41 PM
    J_9
    J Flashes her NOBS!!
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:42 PM
    curlybenswife
    I just choked oh my god your so naughty
  • Mar 23, 2007, 02:43 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Is cappy around? I will flash my boobies for my little monkey boy! :D

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