Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

adam's not supposed to go in the stew!:eek:

it wil be too salty...

fish him out there,he might still be ok.

gotta go sweep the boards,someones gotta bring a wage in,this bar costs a fortune to run.

hold the fort emopwolf,your in charge of the bar.

Not him! The big bat.

Yes Red! I will

All righty now, the big wolf is in charge BWAHAHA

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

like these?

You got it

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Originally Posted by adam_89

You got it

o.O but but
So many of them!

Does this castle have electricity? I may need the shop vac

Shop vac? Haha Nice.

Just grab 2. I believe that is all the recipe calls for.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Shop vac? Haha Nice.

Just grab 2. I believe that is all the recipe calls for.

All right!

In you go bats!

They were so cute all cuddled up like that...

Erm what sort of stew is this anyway

Hi kids.

I see you're all misbehaving as usual.

I can't even sleep in. :rolleyes:

Now someone fetch me my slippers.

Did I miss KC? My timing sucks. :(

It is bat, kitty, gator, tator, and carrot stew. What else would it be?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi kids.

I see you're all misbehaving as usual.

I can't even sleep in. :rolleyes:

Now someone fetch me my slippers.

Did I miss KC? My timing sucks. :(

Did someone say "fetch"
AWOOOOO
Here you go Queen Alty Mommy

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Originally Posted by adam_89

It is bat, kitty, gator, tator, and carrot stew. What else would it be?

Yummy!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

It is bat, kitty, gator, tator, and carrot stew. What else would it be?

Is there a vegetarian option? I'm not sure I fancy a pu$$y in my soup.
I'm sure there's a joke to be had in there somewhere...

Alty - can I fill the post of castle spectre please? I could dress up like Morticia from the adams family - very slimming the black. Also I can wander around doing a lot of moaning - what with all the whips, leather and oil, that should easy.

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Originally Posted by QLP

Is there a vegetarian option? I'm not sure I fancy a pu$$y in my soup.
I'm sure there's a joke to be had in there somewhere.....

Alty - can I fill the post of castle spectre please? I could dress up like Morticia from the adams family - very slimming the black. Also I can wander around doing a lot of moaning - what with all the whips, leather and oil, that should easy.

You can have the dress, do the moaning, the leather and oil, but a whip, not going to happen.

Only the Queen, JLo and Stringer the whip thief, have whips. :)

The Queen has spoken. :)

Now someone fetch my afternoon beer, I mean tea. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You can have the dress, do the moaning, the leather and oil, but a whip, not going to happen.

Only the Queen, JLo and Stringer the whip thief, have whips. :)

The Queen has spoken. :)

Now someone fetch my afternoon beer, I mean tea. :eek:

Independence Day moment - That's... not entirely accurate.

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Cats, that's not a whip, that's a wand.

Alty is tired. Alty stayed up too late, or early, yesterday.

Can I take a nap?

Can someone watch the kids?

Having a husband that works nights, especially when it's summer break, really sucks!

I may as well be a single mom at this point. :(

Ya, feeling a bit sorry for myself lately. Someone slap me out of it.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Cats, that's not a whip, that's a wand.

Alty is tired. Alty stayed up too late, or early, yesterday.

Can I take a nap?

Can someone watch the kids?

Having a husband that works nights, especially when it's summer break, really sucks!

I may as well be a single mom at this point. :(

Ya, feeling a bit sorry for myself lately. Someone slap me out of it.

Actually it's a 28 inch (70cm) crop, but in my hands, yes it's a magic wand. Heh, Heh, Heh.;)

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Actually its a 28 inch (70cm) crop, but in my hands, yes it's a magic wand. Heh, Heh, Heh.;)

It's too pretty to inflict pain. :)

Queeny needs a muffin. Are there any left over goodies from this morning? I hear that JLo was baking up a storm.

I'll take anything sweet with substance. I'm not picky.

Anyone willing to make dinner for my kids, clean my house?

Ahhh! Also, can someone run after Chewy and get my shoe back before he eats it? :eek:

I want my mommy! :(

A new castle... woo hoo :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

A new castle.................. woo hoo :)

Welcome back M.

Do you still want to be a Deputy, or are you looking for a more sinister role this time?

Don't know if I can pull off "sinister" ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Don't know if I can pull off "sinister" ;)

I can give you a few tips. :)

Come on M, let the bad boy out. You know you want to. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I can give you a few tips. :)

Come on M, let the bad boy out. You know you wanna. :cool:

LOL... I would probably need to change my Avi though ;)

Not here for long , just popping in to say Hi :) will probably be MIA for a little while yet. Hope everyone's well :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It's too pretty to inflict pain. :)

Queeny needs a muffin. Are there any left over goodies from this morning? I hear that JLo was baking up a storm.

I'll take anything sweet with substance. I'm not picky.

Anyone willing to make dinner for my kids, clean my house?

Ahhh! Also, can someone run after Chewy and get my shoe back before he eats it? :eek:

I want my mommy! :(

I'm sweet with substance. Oh wait - -that's not what you meant. I'll bring you some cookies.

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Guard wolfy has returned
And can't wait to see her mate tomorrow

Here's a picture of us

Uh oh!

The Castle is empty...
Hmmm...
AWOOOOOOO
(echo)
Darn

Pancakes and bacon are ready - maybe that will bring them.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...-and-bacon.jpg

I had help from my assistants, who will be serving. (this will bring them)
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...HlnaXJsLmN.jpg

As for me, I'm taking a hike now. Got to burn off all these calories.

Never really had a thing for blondes, but she's OK. Too plastic for my taste, though. I prefer my girls more natural-looking.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

never really had a thing for blondes, but she's ok. too plastic for my taste, though. i prefer my girls more natural-looking.

Ha, You were looking at her HAIR?

I feel shallow now

AWOOOO
(I'm still wolf guard right)

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

Ha, You were looking at her HAIR?

I feel shallow now

AWOOOO
(I'm still wolf guard right)

Not at first. But, once I realized the boobs are fake, I had to confirm my suspicion that she was blond. I didn't like barbie dolls as a child, and I still don't like plastic women.

On a completely unrelated note, I think I know who's been peeing on the statues. Edith is in heat again, and she sprays to rival any male.

Please tell me the first word on Barbie's apron starts with a "C" and not a "D."

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Please tell me the first word on Barbie's apron starts with a "C" and not a "D."

Ha :D

It does look it doesn't it, could be a misprint :D

Lucky for us her hat says the same thing

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Originally Posted by albear

ha :D

it does look it dosnt it, could be a misprint :D

lucky for us her hat says the same thing

As long as her name is not Dee, we're okay.

That too :D

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Originally Posted by hheath541

not at first. but, once i realized the boobs are fake, i had to confirm my suspicion that she was blond. i didn't like barbie dolls as a child, and i still don't like plastic women.

on a completely unrelated note, i think i know who's been peeing on the statues. edith is in heat again, and she sprays to rival any male.

Haha O Heath!

And the statues aren't my area, I watch the bar =)

And get bats and cats for the stew bwahaha

o and I have to get the whip for Red yep yep

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

Haha O Heath!

And the statues aren't my area, I watch the bar =)

And get bats and cats for the stew bwahaha

o and I have to get the whip for Red yep yep

You're not getting the whip! :mad:

About Barbie, I didn't pay much attention. I was in a hurry and just wanted a picture of a man and woman in chef uniforms. I'll be more careful next time. :p

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

You're not getting the whip! :mad:

About Barbie, I didn't pay much attention. I was in a hurry and just wanted a picture of a man and woman in chef uniforms. I'll be more careful next time. :p

I didn't mind it lol

I will get that whip bwahaha!

Ooo look!
A million dollars right there!
Turn look look

Phew! At last the mock exams done! :p

The Physics paper wasn't that easy though :(
I'm awaiting my 'C' or 'D' :(

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Phew! At last the mock exams done! :p

The Physics paper wasn't that easy though :(
I'm awaiting my 'C' or 'D' :(

When I was in school back in the Cretaceous, it was the ones that didn't seem hard that threw me. I often would just breezed through them and got caught up by not reading carefully enough. The ones I had to sweat were where I excelled.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

You're not getting the whip! :mad:

About Barbie, I didn't pay much attention. I was in a hurry and just wanted a picture of a man and woman in chef uniforms. I'll be more careful next time. :p

Be sure to pick your staff properly, you don't want somebody who can't do the things you ask them too ;)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Phew! At last the mock exams done! :p

The Physics paper wasn't that easy though :(
I'm awaiting my 'C' or 'D' :(

When I did my mocks over here way back when, we were told that don't worry if your gades seem low, on average they'll rise by 1 or two grades when you do the real thing :)

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Originally Posted by albear

be sure to pick your staff properly, you dont want somebody who can't do the things you ask them too ;)

Lesson learned - anyway they ran off together. I hired a pair out of a professional culinary institute in San Francisco. They said something about having to start somewhere...

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...3733-2Trev.jpg http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...41495-2rev.jpg

Breakfast this morning is omelettes or eggs to order, and I baked batches of cinnamon rolls.
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...onRollsrev.jpg
Okay then, my work is done for the morning. I'm going back to bed. Emopwolf, don't get any ideas - I'm taking my whip with me. Heath - I hope you like this one better. Cats, her hat says "Kiss the Chef" - don't want you straining your eyes.

Hi Unky - hope your exams went better than you think. I have faith in you. :)