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  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:24 PM
    kp2171
    Alty...

    Is it just me, or does water just taste better off a lover skin?

    Really... its just a million billion times better off skin.

    And I'm not a fan of shower sex... though something is better than nada.. I just think the best sex happens out of the bathroom...

    ... prove me wrong?

    ... but I stand by that... tasting the water off a lovers body is just incredible.
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:30 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    alty...

    is it just me, or does water just taste better off of a lover skin?

    really... its just a million billion times better off of skin.

    and im not a fan of shower sex... tho somethin' is better than nada.. i just think the best sex happens out of the bathroom...

    ... prove me wrong?

    ... but i stand by that... tasting the water off of a lovers body is just incredible.

    It's not just you, but...

    There's something about the feel of water touching your skin, lips licking it off. The salt mixing with the water. The temperature, the body heat. Sigh.

    Shower sex isn't my first choice, but like you said, something is better then nothing. There is something to be said about the feel of the water drops, the smell of the soap, the shampoo, lathering up your partner, cleaning, caressing, touching, exploring... is it hot in here?

    Thread is this? Who the f cares? Not me. ;)

    Where were we? Oh yes, the shower.

    I need a hug!
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:34 PM
    magprob

    What do I do with this ice sculpture after it melts?
  • Jun 20, 2010, 10:36 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    What do I do with this ice sculpture after it melts?

    Mop it up! :)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 05:54 AM
    excon

    Hello J:

    If this is the place for random thoughts, my mind wanders more than most...

    Here I am, watching Morning Joe, where they just declared Henry Waxman to be to most powerful Democrat in Washington... I know Henry. In 1968 he was the president of the Beverly Hills Young Democrats, and I was a member. When his term was over, he asked me to run to replace him. I did...

    So, there we were, two people starting a political career from the same place. Now, he's the most powerful guy in congress, and I'm here talking to you... Whassa matter with this picture?

    excon
  • Jun 21, 2010, 06:39 AM
    tickle
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by excon View Post
    Hello J:



    So, there we were, two people starting a political career from the same place. Now, he's the most powerful guy in congress, and I'm here talking to you... Whassa matter with this picture?

    excon

    Randomly replying, its because you weren't driven the same way as he. Your inner self took you in another direction, and anyway you are here, maybe not where you thought you would be, but in your life you probably did something else that was equally satisfying to you. I don't see anything wrong with this particular picture. AMHD couldn't get along without your input on many issues, exxy. You are making a difference here is what I think.

    tick
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:01 AM
    excon
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tickle View Post
    You are making a difference here is what I think.

    Hello tick:

    Thanks for saying that... We're both trying to save the world, aren't we? I'm just doing it one person at a time.

    Anyway, I was just feeling sorry for myself. It was momentary. Never mind.

    excon
  • Jun 21, 2010, 07:07 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hey Ex, want to hug? Or maybe a shower?
  • Jun 23, 2010, 08:05 PM
    DoulaLC

    Wow... things are heating up... wonder what significant others would think if they viewed some of these posts! Don't you know that Playing with fire will get you burned kids... :)
  • Jun 23, 2010, 09:50 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DoulaLC View Post
    Wow....things are heating up....wonder what significant others would think if they viewed some of these posts!! Don't you know that Playing with fire will get you burned kids...:)

    Doula, my significant other reads any of my posts he wants to read. I'm a flirt, he knows it, but he also knows that it's just talk, not action.

    I'm a firm believer that "it doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home". ;)
  • Jun 23, 2010, 09:58 PM
    kp2171
    My significant other screwed another man for 2/3rds of my marriage.

    I hope she reads my posts...

    I might post naughty noise, but I've never once stepped out on a lover.

    So... lets rename this gym talk and be done with it.
  • Jun 23, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Alty

    Me thinks it's time for you and I to meet in our secret room KP. I don't think that the general public is ready for us. ;)
  • Jun 23, 2010, 10:04 PM
    kp2171
    I forget what thread I'm on.

    It's the lounge.

    Darn rules.

    So...

    Methinks its j_9's turn to steer this ship right?

    What's up girl? Inquiring minds want to know.
  • Jun 23, 2010, 10:06 PM
    Alty

    J's working tonight, poor girl.

    It's just us, you and me, at least so far.

    Okay, what's the topic again? Oh, random thoughts.

    Let me pull one out of my arse.

    Coconuts are neither cocoa or nuts, discuss. :)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 12:55 PM
    magprob

    One time me and three friends dropped acid and drove around in my dad's car. He has one of those talking cars, we're tripping, and the car goes, "The door is ajar." We pulled over and thought about that for 12 hours. "How can a door be a jar?" … "Why would they put a jar on a car?" … "Oh man, the freeway's melting" … "Put it in the jar."
  • Jun 30, 2010, 01:09 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Bahahahahahaha! I think I am in love.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 08:43 PM
    kp2171
    Buddy's fav drug back in the day was the ronald reagan lsd "stamp"

    Same guy who gave up tequilla after waking up one day with army boots on, his shorts down, and grass stains on his knees... had no idea of what happened, of course.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 08:50 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    buddy's fav drug back in the day was the ronald reagan lsd "stamp"

    same guy who gave up tequilla after waking up one day with army boots on, his shorts down, and grass stains on his knees.... had no idea of what happened, of course.




    What's an Uber member?:rolleyes:
  • Jun 30, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Stringer

    That is the elevation above Ultra Member Kit. Next would be Expert then.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    That is the elevation above Ultra Member Kit. Next would be Expert then.



    I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and I get mad at some of the op's.:)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 08:57 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and i get mad at some of the op's.:)

    And your point is? :) It's a title and it is what you make of it. I get upset too as most do but my tongue has a hundred scars from biting it. :rolleyes:
  • Jun 30, 2010, 08:58 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    I don't think I would want to be an expert! I make to many mistakes and i get mad at some of the op's.:)

    Welcome to my life. Certified fidiot and intolerable jerk... still able to be an uncertified expert...
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:00 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    And your point is? :) It's a title and it is what you make of it. I get upset too as most do but my tongue has a hundred scars from biting it. :rolleyes:





    You're right... but can you imagine what the mods would say if I told a woman... who was being abused... to use an iron skillet on his face:eek:
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:01 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    You're right...but can you imagine what the mods would say if I told a woman.....who was being abused...to use an iron skillet on his face:eek:

    Plus that might void the warranty on the skillet.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:03 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    plus that might void the warranty on the skillet.







    I knew it.. you make me laugh out loud:D A good laughter.:)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:09 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Kitkat22 View Post
    I knew it..you make me laugh out loud:D A good laughter.:)

    Just don't tell them the backhand swing will have more velocity if they lead with the opposing arm and I think you'll be OK.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:10 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote=kp2171;2416973]just don't tell them the backhand swing will have more velocity if they lead with the opposing arm and I think you'll be OK.[/quote]





    OK... ::eek: Glad you told me that:p
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:11 PM
    Stringer

    Night all...
  • Jun 30, 2010, 09:12 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Night all....

    Night Stinger.. Sweet Dreams:)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 11:19 PM
    magprob
    They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. Sexual thoughts exist and, therefore, there is Playboy. Do you see? … You know what causes sexual thoughts? I'm going to clear the air for you tonight. I'm going to end this debate, hopefully once and for all while on this planet, 'cause outer space awaits our presence, we are better and more unique creatures than this and all eternity is our playground, so let me clear this one issue up once and for all and let's move on to real issues. Can we? Great.

    Here's what causes sexual thoughts: having a penis.
  • Jun 30, 2010, 11:44 PM
    Alty

    Mag, there's a hole in your theory. I don't have a penis, and I have sexual thoughts.

    Try again. ;)
  • Jun 30, 2010, 11:58 PM
    magprob
    Yes, without a penis, there is a hole in my theory. I'll finger it out and get back to you.
  • Jul 1, 2010, 12:01 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    Yes, without a penis, there is a hole in my theory. I'll finger it out and get back to you.

    Not that hole!

    Ya, work on that and let me know how it goes. :)
  • Jul 12, 2010, 11:18 PM
    magprob
    Kill for peace
  • Jul 13, 2010, 11:10 PM
    magprob
    I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.
  • Jul 13, 2010, 11:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.

    At least you have options.
  • Jul 14, 2010, 01:40 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    I renounced my United States citizenship and became an illegal alien. Things are definitely better now.

    Awesome.

    Now try to cross the border from the south.

    Hint.. its easiest in the harshest areas... desert of death... sorry, its illegal to put out water for ja.

    ...

    Yeah.. punchy. I know.

    I've sponsored a man who spent 12 years in refugee camps. Who lost both parents and four brothers to civil war. Who is the most joyful man I know...

    Who, at 12, was an "alien" wandering through two countries to find safety.

    If any man has good reason to be hateful and mean, its manireho. He has more than enough excuse to be jaded.

    I'm conservative in many ways politically.

    When it comes to immigration, my life changed when I spoke face to face with refugees who came here to only try to have a hint of a better life... because staying where they were meant death.

    ...

    So... do what you want.

    I've seen the strength and power of those who just want a chance at life up close and personal. It is amazing and life changing.
  • Jul 17, 2010, 09:05 PM
    magprob

    I awoke amidst the broken beer bottles, soggy cigarette butts, nekkid wimmin, and the strange car parked in the living room. That was fun! I think.
  • Jul 17, 2010, 09:09 PM
    J_9

    Famous last words: hold my beer and watch this
  • Jul 26, 2010, 01:04 PM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    Famous last words: hold my beer and watch this



    Blimey look what you made appear someone give her dam beer back I need to return to my den.

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