Ask Me Help Desk - Alty and Starby's Castle of Doom II

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Originally Posted by Stringer

This is true Chuff...

Bear's a great guy too....He is in England.:)

Well, I think we can all agree, thank God he's not in France.

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Originally Posted by chuff

Well, I think we can all agree, thank God he's not in France.

Agreed :D

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Your just 12.

Seriously, water just came out of my nose! :p

I am 38 years old. Why would I lie about that? Really!

Color tv's were available, we just didn't have one. I remember the rabbit ears though. Often times we'd miss the show because my dad had to fool around with that damn antenna until the picture was perfect, which never happened.

We rented VCR's for 4 years before we got one. Twice a year. It was sad.

Chuff, do you remember the old Sega game system? How about Atari?

I have one foot in the grave. :(

Speaking of things from childhood and Michael Jackson, the one thing good coming from his death is that MTV is actually playing videos. Because some of you may not realize this, but the M in MTV actually stands for "music." No really it does. When I was a kid about Alty's age they actually played music on music television. A weird concept I realize. Well now as I have run through the channels they are playing videos instead of the crap they normally have on, which is not music... on music television. Never thought I'd see that again.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Seriously, water just came out of my nose! :p

I am 38 years old. Why would I lie about that? Really!

Color tv's were available, we just didn't have one. I remember the rabbit ears though. Often times we'd miss the show because my dad had to fool around with that damn antenna until the picture was perfect, which never happened.

We rented VCR's for 4 years before we got one. Twice a year. It was sad.

Chuff, do you remember the old Sega game system? How about Atari?

I have one foot in the grave. :(

I don't remember Sega, but I do remember Atari. As I recall the Atari was the big deal at the time, and the Commandor came out I believe. Only then did my dad get an Atari. We had Pac-Man... which talk about lame technology compared to today. We also had Pitfall which was awesome.

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Originally Posted by chuff

Speaking of things from childhood and Micheal Jackson, the one thing good coming from his death is that MTV is actually playing videos. Because some of you may not realize this, but the M in MTV actually stands for "music." No really it does. When I was a kid about Alty's age they actually played music on music television. A weird concept I realize. Well now as I have run through the channels they are playing videos instead of the crap they normally have on, which is not music......on music television. Never thought I'd see that again.

:p Chuff, you crack me up.

I'm older than you! Respect your elders dear.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:p Chuff, you crack me up.

I'm older than you! Respect your elders dear.

Enjoy your years now, you'll be here soon enough.

Coleco vision, intellivision, Sega, Atari, Neo Geo I could go on.

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Coleco vision, intellivision, Sega, Atari, Neo Geo I could go on.

Back when men were men... and we didn't have to shout about it... :D:):)

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Originally Posted by chuff

Enjoy your years now, you'll be here soon enough.

I. Am. 38!

Do I have to post my birth certificate?

It's in German, so you wouldn't be able to read it, but I'll post it as proof if need be.

Didn't you see the picture of me when I was 5? The décor in the background should be proof enough of my age. The scary orange wallpaper. The poo brown carpet.

Honestly, I'm 38!

Who am I trying to convince? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I. Am. 38!

Do I have to post my birth certificate?

It's in German, so you wouldn't be able to read it, but I'll post it as proof if need be.

Didn't you see the picture of me when I was 5? The decor in the background should be proof enough of my age. The scary orange wallpaper. The poo brown carpet.

Honestly, I'm 38!

Who am I trying to convince? :eek:

This has been mentioned before... :D

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Originally Posted by Stringer

This has been mentioned before.....:D

I know, but Chuff won't believe me. :rolleyes:

You believe me, right Stringer?

If I was going to lie about my age I'd make myself 28, not 38.

Heck, I'll be 39 in September.

Just shoot me already! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I know, but Chuff won't believe me. :rolleyes:

You believe me, right Stringer?

If I was going to lie about my age I'd make myself 28, not 38.

Heck, I'll be 39 in September.

Just shoot me already! :(

*BANG*
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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I. Am. 38!

That reminds me, I just saw I. Am. Legend. With Will Smith this past weekend. Good movie you should check it out.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Do I have to post my birth certificate?

It's in German, so you wouldn't be able to read it, but I'll post it as proof if need be.

A German lady living in Canada who speak English. Hmmm this sounds like a made for TV movie I saw once.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Didn't you see the picture of me when I was 5? The decor in the background should be proof enough of my age. The scary orange wallpaper. The poo brown carpet.

I did not see the photo in question. Was this in the now ultra boring photo thread?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Who am I trying to convince? :eek:

Who do you need to convince? The local gov't to get that fake ID?

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Okay, the 5 year old picture of me. Yes, me!

Attachment 21219

That's 1975 baby.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I know, but Chuff won't believe me. :rolleyes:

You believe me, right Stringer?

If I was going to lie about my age I'd make myself 28, not 38.

Heck, I'll be 39 in September.

Just shoot me already! :(

Psssssstttt... Sshhhhhhhh... I have to say... (Don't let Chuff hear this... ) "And a good lookin' 38 too".. .

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Okay, the 5 year old picture of me. Yes, me!

Attachment 21219

That's 1975 baby.

Looks to be from about 2002. You can't blame your parents for not updating the home. Everything comes back around in style. Smart move by them.

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Originally Posted by chuff

Looks to be from about 2002. You can't blame your parents for not updating the home. Everything comes back around in style. Smart move by them.

Especially considering how much it costs to re-decorate

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Psssssstttt.....Sshhhhhhhh...I have to say....(Don't let Chuff hear this...) "And a good lookin' 38 too"... ... ... ... ...

Hey, if I can't flirt with the 14 year old over the death comes in fours photo thread you can't flirt with the 12 year old.

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Originally Posted by albear

especially considering how much it costs to re-decorate

Exactly. It's not cheap to raise a daughter, especially one about to become a teen.

Where is everyone hiding tonight?

The smell was not me... I swear.
I can't point fingers though.

Hey Justy! I'm here... doing the resolution, well, trying to do it. Any early morning here! :)

It's almost my bedtime... when I go to sign off that is when everyone else will be in here babbling away... LOL.

Is it going better?

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

It's almost my bedtime

The room's right around the corner here.

Sweet. My mattress has been killing my back.

It is going slowly... but firmly! :)

Chuff, Bear, you're silly boys. My mommy warned me about boys like you.

Stringer dear, kisses, thanks. :)

Hi Justy and Unky. :)

Hi Alty love;)

Hi Auntie Starty.

I'm calling you that because I'm only 12. Apparently. ;)

Hi Alty and Starty! :)

I heard... but, since we both are in reality don't you ever call me that again... UNLESS YOU ARE REALLY 12... or younger;) LMAO

HEY you Unky

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Chuff, Bear, you're silly boys. My mommy warned me about boys like you.

It's smart for mothers to warn their soon to be teen girls about boys.

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Originally Posted by chuff

It's smart for mothers to warn their soon to be teen girls about boys.

I'm an orphan Chuff.

I learned about boys the way all girls do. On the streets. :D

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Originally Posted by startover22

I heard...but, since we both are in reality dont you ever call me that again...UNLESS YOU ARE REALLY 12...or younger;) LMAO

HEY ya Unky

I'm not 12 but I can't prove it.

I can't call you Auntie?

Older people are mean. :p

Chuffers... I love how you are such a smart azz... LOVE IT! And I have a confession to make. I started here a long time ago and when you said you had pics on pic of our members, I didn't think you did... then I checked the other day and YOU REALLY DO! GREAT! And I think I was only a few years off on yer age so I WIN!! HUGS Chuffers

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Hi Alty and Starty! :)

Hi Unky. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'm not 12 but I can't prove it.

I can't call you Auntie?

Older people are mean. :p

You are older than me lady;););) SORRY!:D:eek:

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Originally Posted by startover22

Chuffers....i love how you are such a smart azz...LOVE IT! And I have a confession to make. I started here a long time ago and when you said you had pics on pic of our members, I didnt think you did....then I checked the other day and YOU REALLY DO!! GREAT! And I think I was only a few years off on yer age so I WIN!!!! HUGS Chuffers

How old is Chuff? 14, 15? :D

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Originally Posted by startover22

You are older than me lady;););) SORRY!:D:eek:

Not anymore. Apparently 38 is the new 12. :cool:

I said he was 22 a month or so ago... he is older than that... but you know what I am sayin;)