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Originally Posted by redhed35

(stage left is a closet,red now cornered by the gators)

God Dam gators!
come on come on gators you wanna fight?

(red pulls out her trusty bottle opener and is now at the mercy of someones elses imagination)

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Why is that gator standing up on his back legs and laughing his butt off?? :D:D:D:eek:

I coming for you red (sneaking up behind gators)

I have my miracle grow I will use it in there eyes instead of my garden (throwing miracle grow on gators)

Run red, jump over them

Wait one is standing!

Red looks sheepish.

Them,that mess on the floor may have been me.

Hey all! Now, that's what I like! You got all chatty, ad got 12 pages! Thanks for the badge M! I swear to protect Starby from any harm! :)

Got to go... dinner. BRB! :)

I told you to use the tampons! Not for throwing at the gators

Oh s**t! I'm jumping sunflower...
There's blood and poo all over the floor.

This castle is getting a little bit stinky.

Now you've done it,,,whatever that was that you threw on the gator has made him grow to 10 feet tall now !!!!!!!! And Look... I have never seen a gator with teeth that are 8 inches long!!

AND, he has a bright red gleam in his eyes!! :D:eek:

(sunflower gasping in horror)

My miracle grow... oh know... its only supposed to work on my garden! 10 ft gators... now what do we do

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

(sunflower gasping in horror)

my miracle grow..........oh know....its only supposed to work on my garden! 10 ft gators.....now what do we do

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Quick... take this pen and paper... write him a note... saying that you are sorry... he hee (I need a camcorder... )

(red collapses in a pool of vomit blood and poo)

Its not looking good for red.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

(red collapses in a pool of vomit blood and poo)

its not looking good for red.

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Okey Dokey Pilgrim... ya passed the initiation test...

Here you go Charlie (the gator), let me take you back to the moot... good job, there is an extra fish on your plate for dinner tonight...

Hey guys... video in the movie room tonight after dinner... :D;)

What.. am I alive?
IM ALIVE... YES!
(red does victory dance)

I'm free I'm alive I'm covered in poo and I don't care...
Sunflower,did you say you had a drink handy?

Dearest Gator
How beautiful your red gleaming eyes are. But as you can see we like to live in the castle of doom peacefully. Please I am sorry for throwing my miracle grow on you. But now that your enlarged could you please use your terror on someone else and leave us be. No go along and settle yourself under the bridge. We will find you some juicy mice.

Yours truly,
Sunflower

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Originally Posted by redhed35

what..am i alive?
IM ALIVE....YES!
(red does victory dance)

im free im alive im covered in poo and i dont care...
sunflower,did you say you had a drink handy?

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I have drinks always handy (sunflower giggling)

Whispering --- this isn't water in my watering jug red sshhh

Oh thank the lord,did you see the size of that gator?

Guess I'm going to have to pilfer some more clothes off queen alty...

Your letter was so funny,and poigent,it brought tears to my eyes..

Red I am worried about us
I have been doing some thinking and drinking (lol)
Why are we the only 2 enjoying the fruitiness of this nice wine? But at the same time we are the only ones getting in to so much chaos! Could it be the drink?
Well then so be it (holding up goblet) cheers!
Now lets go find some pretty dresses... how 'bout in the princess's closet

Sheesh! I'm out for some time and you get all mischievous... Sigh, had to use my secret potion now...

:Unky opens secret pouch, take a pinch of secret powder and throws at giant gator:

:gator now 3 inches high:

:picks gator, throws it back into water:

Now BEHAVE!!

Oh sunflower,me thinks everyone is sleeping at this time...
Oh lets play dress up, ill be queen alty and you can be princess nikomom.

(red dresses up as queen alty, rolling around on the floor in the horrors laughing)
Hmm,should have had a shower first!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

red I am worried about us
I have been doing some thinking and drinking (lol)
why are we the only 2 enjoying the fruitiness of this nice wine? but at the same time we are the only ones getting in to so much chaos! could it be the drink?
well then so be it (holding up goblet) cheers!
Now lets go find some pretty dresses............how 'bout in the princess's closet

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(Sheriff removes headset from his ears) Well deputy, that new monitoring system works just fine... now M... go get 'um. I'm itchin' to use that new jail cell in the dungeon. The Queen will love to dish out punishment on these two...

Oh unky,you want to play dress up,you can be stringer?

What have you all been up to while I was sleeping?

Giant gators, blood, vomit, and what's this? Poo? What the..

You kids behave!

Sheriff, can you get this bunch under control?

(on hearing queen altys voice red falls over in a dead faint)

We are so pretty
Look at us... we look like the queen, the princess and you look like stringer in drag ( laughing so hard )

'eh'em... unk, you need a goblet
This bottle never empties, weird

GASP

The queen!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

(on hearing queen altys voice red falls over in a dead faint)

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Someone get a bucket of cold water!

Red, are you okay Red?

Where are my minions? I shouldn't have to lift a finger!

Sheriff? Deputy? Escort this young lady to the fainting room.

What more can happen today?

Dare I ask?

(red comes around)
Whispers to funflower... I think she's awake!

Am I going to prison... I need my laptop...
I need to post in the legal thread...

(whispering back to red)

What are we going to do
I can't go to the jail
Or can I?
Might be a cute jail guard we could persuade

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Originally Posted by redhed35

am i going to prison...i need my laptop...
i need to post in the legal thread..............

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Lauging so hard

Oh sunflower.. what a good idea!

Yes,take me take me!
(an eager red jumps up and down)

Shhh stop begging red... it could backfire!
Try this... NO NO NO (sunflower falls down sobbing)
I am so scared I do not deserve jail, there will be spiders and mean guards (putting hands together for cuffs)
(feeling kinky... ooops save that for the cute guard and another thread)

Ohmygod sunflower... what if they have that anal sweating thing,I heard about it but but I'm scared...

Hang on a cotton picking second.. wheres the sheriff?

Sunflower.. theres no one here to arrest us!

Dam wine! I am telling you red this isn't wine. We are hallucinating.
Lets just go put ourselves in jail. We find too much chaos and I am so stressed out.

Relax sunflower.. its alllllll good.. theres no sheriff there's no deputy its just us..

Lets play a game.. I spy with my little eye something beginning with... em them... S

[quote=redhed35;1788533]ohmygod sunflower... what if they have that anal sweating thing

What the heck is that!:eek: Maybe I don't want to know..
::sneaking away to go feed the crocaducks::

Um. Hallo. I return from my absence once again!

Hi guys :)

Yer Majesty,

The Sherriff had me clean yer whip last night. Here it is, with a fresh coat of chipolte oil on the tip.

Red... is it snacks? I am so hungry.
Is it Stringer?

Sheriff??