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Heeyyyy!! Ducky not smelly! Ducky smells perty! I went for a dip in the pond! I think it was the Sheriff's arm pits you were a smellin!. and little bunnies look all cute and innocent, but they are stinky tooo! That Starty girl spends all day in her armour... she's all schweaty when she climbs out of that!. and Bears smell like fish! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Bear smells like fish?
As for the bunny comment, I don't smell, I clean daily, I roll around in my wood shavings and I use a litter box. Ducks just poo wherever they want to!
Besides, the pond is stinky, that's why you're stinky too. Yup, it's you, stinky ducky! :)
Bunnies have droppings.
Ducks... squirt? Right?
Anyway, I think I'm done at the coffee shop... I'm headed home. Ciao ladies.
Who didn't clean the pond? I believe that is Sneezers job? :rolleyes: I only poo on the bunnies head when she's sleeping! :p... and I don't squirt you big fat liar head!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
(Sniff) I repeat... I think it isn't really a bad smell... nooooo it smells good like roasted duck with that crispy skin... man am I hungry!
Ducky's skin is all dried out! I needed my feathers for protection against the harsh weather! Now I'm one tough Ducky! No amount of basting will help I tell you... none! It's all yer fault that I'm plucking plucked!
Come here 'lil ducky, yes come over here. Let me help you, sit down here on this little round pillow and rest. What is that, I didn't hear you... oh, what is that little string/candle coming out of the pillow and why does it feel like a pot below it? You say it looks like a fuse? It's nothing, nothing I tell you. Do you want to drink this gravy, it tastes really delicious. Here, let me light this candle for you, I know that you like candles... are you comfy?
What is that you asked? What is burning... burning? I don't know, maybe it is the candle?
Pay no attention to the little string that is burning, it's nothing.. NOooooo it isn't a fuse, no way... no way...
The pillow is getting hot? NOoooooo I think that you are just imagining it... What is the clock/timer beside your pillow? I don't know who put that there. Maybe Alty left it there when she was here visiting?
You say that you smell something cooking? Awwww, is that why you have that cute worried look of fear on that cute ducky face? Well don't even worry aboot anything hon... no, here I can put this new fangled gadget on top of you to keep you warm... Yes I know it looks like a lid... but just relax... will you? You are among (very hungry) friends now... close your eyes hon, everything will be fine... soon.
QUACK! The Sheriff has tied my legs together with string! I knew Stringer was a cover name! He's the Stringman!. the evil keeper of the String! He wants to truss me! HELP! I wondered why he always has mint jelly in his pockets! He said that it was a bug repellant!. and he said the cranberries were food for the deer... and that big thermometer was for giants!. and that big syringe? I haven't seen any giants in the castle! Nope... haven't seen them! I think the Sheriff is corrupting the ladies of our castle! He can't be trusted!
Stringer, did you get her? Are we having roast duck today? I can make all the side dishes, but I don't want to go to the trouble unless I know for sure we're having duck!
Oh darn, I can almost taste it, my mouth is watering. I WANT ROAST DUCK!!
Well I will tell you... this is the LOUDEST Duck I have EVER heard! She is cooking now, but she has the highest pitch scream that I have ever heard!! I am standing here with my fingers in my ears!! But you are right... smells great! Another hour or so.. . and DINNER!
Dinner, just in time for lunch! :)
Lunch or Dinner? She is cooking very, very slowly and she won't stay in the pot... I have to stand here holding the pot lid on... maybe I'll turn up the flame??
Hey there all of you still in here! I'm in for some time (10min - 15 min). I've got tuition afterwards. I'm afraid I won't be able to come in here so often... I was really busy the last three days... and surely the next days, and more the upcoming months. I'll do my best to keep updated. Actually, I'm doing research work on Capital Punishment (yes, Again!! ). I have to find some facts to support the pros and cons that I have already. So you may wait for some time before I reply. :)
Hi Unky... night now... my eyes are closing now... (*snore*)
Lol. Ok, nitey night to you my dear friend! :p
Hi Unky! Night Stringy (even though I saw what you were up to... I once again escaped your evil plan) Sounds like you have been busy Unky! I'm sorry I didn't get your card mailed off yet. I haven't had a chance to get stamps again. The roads here have been awful. It's melting some now though, so everyone else may get theirs by Easter... or the 4th of July?. LOL!
It's melting.. We have aboot 12 to 13 inches on the ground and it hasn't been above -3 for three days...
But... tomorrow they are calling for +18 degrees... speedo time!!
(NO, I don't... )
Oh -3... I have a tiny little violin for you! LOL! Have you not seen the big sign on the Castle door? NO SPEEDO'S... violators will be beheaded!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Open sesame has been used so much.. uh gees how about
I come bearing gifts?
And fun ? For all ? For free?
Lol
Just let me in!
C'mon in! You need to watch out for the Crocs in the moat! The Sheriff and Deputy make up their own rules, so you have to watch out for them! They have somehow been given the power to turn me into a DUCK, and they are always trying to roast me, so watch your back when they're around. Then of course there are the dungeon dwellers that come around and try to cause trouble! Us girls have to stick together!Quote:
Originally Posted by artlady
You have no reason to be scared ducky.
HA! Seeee... you said you were going to bed! Liar liar pants on fire! I know you're awake formulating a plan again Sheriff! You can't fool the clever DUCK! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
"Clever Duck?" Hhhmmmmmm... let me consider that oxymoron for a moment.
Yikes.. I come bearing gifts again what croc can't apprecaite a good cuban cigar?
Gots loads of them
Girls ,honey I'm an old woman 54 and I know things none of these youn'us know... stick with me.
I got old herbal remedies taught to me by my Cajun grama.
They best watch out for us.
I sense a new leader...
Awww... I love it when someone calls me a youngin! I sure wish I felt like one most days. Hey, we don't have to be under 30, 40, or 50 to still be girls! ;) Our Sheriff is no spring chicken himself! Heehee! I'm going to get roasted again aren't I? :p We need a good ole Cajun girl to brew some herbal remedies to keep some of these whipper snappers in order around here! Do you have a magic potion to keep DUCKS safe from the law? My little skinny legs are getting tired from running, since they have plucked all but one lonely tail feather from my little behind! :( As long as you don't plan on serving Cajun Duck... we should be fine! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by artlady
... you've only got 9 yrs on me my girl! Oops... was that outloud?
No my pretties,no Cajun duck here..
Cajun Drake now.. that is another matter.. Evil laugh .evil laugh!
BTW.you guys are nuts and its fun! Im laughing
Hello everyone.
It's 8am... and I'm off to... take care of a little something before work. Hope I come back alive!
NO offense to my friends in the south - Stringer
> Tennessee
>
>
> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
> decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into
> his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I
> need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
> take off?'
>
> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my
> earrings.'
>
> Alabama
>
> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
> day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
> weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
>
> 'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,'
> the successful hunter replied.
>
> 'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired.
>
> 'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal
> Henry!'
>
> Texas
>
> The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up
> into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the
> ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he replied.
> 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'.
>
> Louisiana
>
> A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the end of the world comes, I
> hope to be in Louisiana .' When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in
> Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the
> rest of the civilized world.
>
> Mississippi
>
> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his
> buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup
>
> truck from the parking lot!'
>
> Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'
>
> The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
>
> Georgia
>
> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked,
> 'Got any I.D. '
>
> The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
>
> North Carolina
>
> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
> and proceeded to put a bouquet in front of the car and one behind
> it.
>
> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he
> drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the
> fellow what the problem was..
>
> The man replied, 'I have a flat tire.'
>
> The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
>
> The man responded, 'When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
> front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither.'
>
> And this from South Carolina
>
> 'You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heard of
> anyone wanting to retire to the North
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Hey stringer how are you today
Hey...
Ok, I've got a serious sinus headache though, going to lay down for awhile.
It was - 24 degrees last night here, that is - 56 degrees BELOW freezing! Cold! Furnace is running constantly...
How are you Bear, keeping warm?
Yea that's fairly cold, good luck with getting rid of the headache.
Thanks buddy... time to go and lay down with a hot cloth on my forehead.
OK, cya later then, get well soon
It will pass, thank you buddy.
Bear, is that a dog in your avy?
Yea that's ma chuffer (aka jaser) being a jedi, using his doggie mind tricks to make me give him food lol
AND, it works every time;)Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Hey you Stringer... go get some rest. Sorry you aren't feeling well
Hi you Alty
Hi start how are you today, good I hope :)
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