Okay, Wizzie boy, I'll give you that one. ;)
Although most women would love to weigh 114 at 42, I'll be back to that in about a month!!
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Okay, Wizzie boy, I'll give you that one. ;)
Although most women would love to weigh 114 at 42, I'll be back to that in about a month!!
I KNOW I KNOW, that was mean. I am sorry. I just couldn't resist, I need help. While you diet, I will go get counseling. Fair enough?
Noooo, she'll diet while we hold you down for a spanking or a swirly, take yer pick! LOL Cue the dueling banjo music now, please. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by wizzkid89
Then we'll all go to counseling.. . Wait a minute, I already am! :rolleyes:
Nah, no need for counselling, I was just kidding Wizzieboy! I like a good joke. Even if it is on me! Just ask T-Man and Magpie, they enjoy picking on me. Heck, sometimes I enjoy picking on me! :p
As long as I make someone smile I am happy!! :)
I live by the Patch Adams school of life. :D
Nice, Deliverence, Ill take my chances with the swirly. But be nice, no preused toliets.
Oh you lucky dog, you've been reprieved LOL (winks at J_9)
Ah, he's just a kidlet, besides, he is the one with the hammock!
... in that case... CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!. Turns to Val... HAND HIGH IN THE AIR... (I'm just kidding)... no seriously... HAND STILL UP THERE?(your call val)
BOOYYY, your pushing it!! :p
Okay, I will even High Five back!!
Slaps my hand on yours and breaks out in a big grin!
... High Fives J_9... Val you want to get on this ;)... In all seriousness, I am never serious... :D... I will recommend, maybe though that maybe instead of dieting, you try some kind of excerise? That's what I do, I work out every other day, and I watch what I eat, but I don't diet, because it can really effect the amount of nutrients your body needs. Plus, when you weight train, you need to be taking in more food than normal, so I stick to like just grilled chicken, fruits, and veggies, some kind of dairy. I am not going to lie, sometimes I break habit, I am sucker for cocoa puffs.
OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION. Now that we have all slapped hands. What is your guys favorite cereal. Like I said before I am partial to the cocoa puff, but I also like luck charms, and kixs berry(I can't find anythough.)
Well, I have never dieted and I really don't plan to start. I am just going to go back to my healthy 5 or 6 small meals a day. That is what has kept me so small all my life.
WORK OUT, ARE YOU FREAKING CRASY!! :eek: I am 42, have had 4 kids, 19, 18, 12 & 4. I think I have worked out enough for all of us on AMHD!! :D
Besides, it makes me too tired. LOL!!
And who said anything about serious. I have been told that I am too HAPPY. Seriously, I have been told that many times. Oh, yeah, I am never serious, but yeah, really I have been told that. ;)
Happy is good. Did the doctor tell you why you gained that 20 pounds? Or was he like, yeah you gained some pounds, see you next month? Those guys are my favorites, they really asure you that the care. :)
Hmmm, I am not big on cereal but when the mood hits its usually real oatmeal -- none of that doctored up instant stuff. I add raisins or chopped apple and walnuts, mmmmmMMMmmm.
Cold cereal is a thing of my past, I think or hurricane food?
Gawd, you and my dog Janine, she wakes up waaaaaaaaay too happy, I am telling you! You guys belong in the happy zoo! She is even happy at the Vets! She is so happy there that my vet kisses her, ON THE LIPS! First time he did it, I must have been like :eek: cuz' he looked at me and said, don't worry, I won't do that to you LOL But he explained that he so seldom gets greeted like Missy greets him that he just has to have some "Missy sugar". He is a cool vet, I must admit.
Ah, he didn't say anything about the weight. Actually, most of the time they tell me that I am underweight for my height. 114 is really pretty small for 5'4" and medium boned.
Hubby likes it though, he says I don't look anorexic anymore. He wants me to keep it on. But I got to tone up the tummy. Don't tell me to do sit-ups or crunches, I don't do those, my back doesn't like 'em.
You know what you could use J_9, a health expert... If we just knew were to find one... my yellow book is here somewhere... or maybe that number is in my car... be right back.
Are you guys holding up the fort in here?
HECK NO Jizz, we ran out of coco puffs!
Koo Koo for Co Co puffs... figures! Anyway, back to these Scotch Bonnet peppers. I am growing a ton of them right now. They are Habaneros. That's what I make my home made hot sauce out of. You hot sauce experts would be proud. This stuff will burn the hair off a mules *** and make your eyes water just thinking about another bite!
My favorite cereal is whole bran. You see, there used to be a time when I thought sex was the greatest thing on earth... not anymore. At my age a good bowel movement is the most gratifying thing I can endevor to achieve. CoCo puffs are like eating air with just a hint of chocolate flavor. I need roughage man! Not quite hay but close!:eek:
OMG, I can't believe you said that... although true, I just can't handle that kind of honesty right now, TMI TMI. Seriously, that was funnier than hell, but damn man, s h I t that's all I can say man, s h I t
That's what I'm talking about!
TMI!! Gawd
Covertly inches over to Wizz and stands slightly behind him. LOL
ROFLMAO!!Quote:
Original posted by Wizzkid89
You know what you could use J_9, a health expert... If we just knew were to find one... my yellow book is here somewhere... or maybe that number is in my car... be right back.
Jeez, I have no idea where we would find a health expert!! :confused: There must be someone somewhere? :rolleyes:
Well, for cereal, I don't eat it. I really do not care for breakfast food, except at dinner:cool: Well, that is just part of my weirdness.
Holds her ears cause they're saying BAD words!!
Would you guys quit using F****ng BAD words already!!
D A M N!!
Oh, yeah, I am looking for a new pic. Anyone got any ideas?
That one up there was taken last week, I need some new "clothes" LOL.
Passes out little motel-sized bars of Ivory... mumbling "Yes yes, you know what to do with this." LOL
Don't you even think you will wash out my mouth Mom. You know I learned it from you. ;)
Didn't you tell me on the phone that was one of the only vices you have left? :cool:
Oh, yeah, Mom, congrats early ;)
Just thought I would stirr things up a little. It was just too milk toast for me.
TMMT
Well, get stirrin then!!
BUSTED! Looks sheepish, and then thinks... well yes but at least here I translate it into #%#$!! :rolleyes:Quote:
Didn't you tell me on the phone that was one of the only vices you have left?
Thanks but how did you know already?? :pQuote:
Oh, yeah, Mom, congrats early
TMMT?? What in h-e-double hockey sticks* is THAT s'posed to mean Maggie?? :eek: Wait! Don't tell me that is Too Much Milk Toast GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN!Quote:
TMMT
* see? just need to get creative! :D
It's a secret. A code between me and the dark forces that are monitoring this conversation.
Im obviously new to this room, and Im to lazy to read what everyone has written. WHOA, like 24 pages in the past 5-6 days that's intense.
So enlighten me on what's so awesome about this room. I also want to know what the hot topics are.
Hot topic = Hot sauce LOL (No, wait... that was another thread!)
As for the rest, sorry, you'll have to read like the rest of us! :p
Scoots over on the bench to make room for Nea (we're just harassing ya' because, well its sort of what we do here)
And whilst we are on that topic, how come we don't get to rate this thread and paste all the cute little stars on it? Oh R-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ck? :confused:
How do I know? Well, magical powers of course!!
Remember I have powers!!
Sheesh, now I told everyone!!
TMMT?? (tiny midget man titties)?
Well, very quickly, he said this, she said that, I said this and he said that and that's about all there is to it. As far as hot topics... you're on the wrong page and if you're looking for something interesting you will have to go else where. OK? Got it?
LMFAO, that is definitely the long and the short of it.
Or do you have the long or the short of it Maggie Dear?
Oh yeah Magpie? Well, I just happened to have my secret decoder ring on today -- so there :pQuote:
It's a secret. A code between me and the dark forces that are monitoring this conversation
And three more pages and we'll have out done the infamous "Wierd Food Combos aka Gun Control" thread!
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