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  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:03 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg
    Don't forget to get something for Aunti Alty, you know it's nice to spoil the women in your life. I like diamonds, but prefer power tools. :):)

    Power Tools?. no M don't go there :eek:
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:08 PM
    starbuck8
    Hey Batman... Baitman... Franny Pants... M... Friend... uhmmm,. Kevin's Papa! :) Thanks for the pics! Very nice... and a hottie for a date!

    Sneezer McSneeze?. can you pwease buy me something too? ::bottom lip hangin:: ::eyelashes batting::
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:11 PM
    friend4u178
    Hey starby
    Glad you liked the pics
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:12 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    What? We're sharing pics?! What are we sharing? I want to see!

    ... wait... if the pictures are of M being nakey... no thanks. No offense bud, there's nothing more I'd like to do on my weekend night than to see you being naked, but... wait. no. no it's not. Not at all. Sorry.

    OK ladies. I just went out and bought some things for both of you.. . now how do I get it there?
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:14 PM
    friend4u178
    Definitely not nakie sneezy , relax :)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:20 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay... here's the directions! Go down the freeway to interstate 9... make several left hand turns until you get to Montana... look for the Trans Canada Hwy... turn left-ish... then right-ish... keep driving until you see Bambi and Thumper... when you see a sign saying Gas City... turn off hwy... turn left-ish then rightish again... look for a sexy blonde with big brown eyes... don't get distracted... that will be Niki!. tell her to take you to mommy!. oh I forgot... turn left-ish again at the big brown cow in Nebraska!
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:23 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Okay...here's the directions! Go down the freeway to interstate 9....make several left hand turns until you get to Montana....look for the Trans Canada Hwy...turn left-ish...then right-ish....keep driving until you see Bambi and Thumper.........when you see a sign saying Gas City..........turn off hwy.........turn left-ish then rightish again..........look for a sexy blonde with big brown eyes......that will be Niki!.......tell her to take you to mommy!!............oh I forgot.........turn left-ish again at the big brown cow in Nebraska!!

    LOL... do you think Niki would like a Dark haired handsome Lab with floppy ears??
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:25 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Whoa a discussion! Sweet... never been in one! :D
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:26 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by softbalgrl1331
    whoa a discussion! sweet...never been in one! :D

    Hey
    Stick around softy , we're all a bit crazy in here :)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    And by "bit," we mean... a lot.

    And by "everyone," we mean...

    ... everyone.
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:31 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Hahaha

    Then I'll fit in just fine! :)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:33 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by softbalgrl1331
    hahaha

    then I'll fit in just fine! :)

    Good
    Ok so we all have nicknames in here , do you mind "softy"?
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:34 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    LOL..................do you think Niki would like a Dark haired handsome Lab with floppy ears???

    I asked Niki. She said she likes the tall dark and handsome type! She also said she has some Lab in her... so she is used to that!

    ::scolding Niki::... bad joke Niki... go sit in the corner! Noooo not with Batman... he will get you into trouble! :rolleyes:

    Hey there Softy!. most everyone here gets a "Y" added, or some other silly nickname... right Franny Pants?. LOL! :p
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:36 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    You guys crack me up!

    Oh, and sure softy is a-okay with me. :D

    Starby---> I was going to say that too... the Y is key! Hehe
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:39 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::ah chee!::
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:39 PM
    starbuck8
    Sir Sneezy Pants? LOL! I don't think I've called you that one yet! Did you write down my directions? They are quite precise!
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:39 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I actually got lost... didn't see the blonde with blue eyes... I asked a homeless guy on the side of the road and he told me that he saw the blondie with blue eyes running off with some dark haired handsome lab?
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:44 PM
    starbuck8
    Shhhhh!. I sneaked into Batman's yard and stole handsome lab boy for Niki.

    It is her Birthday tomorrow you guys! Nikster is going to be a big 5 yrs old! (or 35, depends on how you want to look at it, ;) ) She says she wants a party!
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:47 PM
    softbalgrl1331
    Aww... what's the theme for the party?

    Blues clues... barney... hannah Montana... HSM... the wiggles..
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:48 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well, for niki... I'm going with...

    Wishbone.
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:50 PM
    friend4u178
    Ok time for me to head off , night guys :)

    Starby , give Niki a big Birthday hug for me :p
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:51 PM
    Alty
    So much going on, I missed it, can't catch up.

    Firstly, welcome Softy, we're a scary bunch, but we're okay, so don't be scared, just come on in. :)

    Sneezy, what's my pressy? Tell me, I want to know. :)

    M, yup, power tools, I'm not going to say what you were thinking, going to make you say it, yup, going to drive you crazy. :);)

    Starby, did you buy Nicki Noodle a pressy?

    Sneezy, one last thing, I know why you got lost, blonde with brown eyes, not blonde with blue, the blue eyed blonde is the town hooker, she doesn't know were Starby lives, her employer does though, ask him. ;) Did I just go too far?:eek:
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Ok time for me to head off , night guys :)

    starby , give Niki a big BDay hug for me :p

    But, but, I just got here, and you're leaving? Sob, you didn't even fall for the bait. Sad. :(
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:54 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Bye "M" <-- why do they call you M!!

    Alty, you find out when I give it to you :)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:54 PM
    friend4u178
    Baitman doesn't fall for bait :)

    Power tools... sheesh :eek:
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:58 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    bye "M" <-- why do they call you M!??!?

    M is for Michael sneezy

    Ok I really have to go... bye!!
  • Jul 12, 2008, 06:59 PM
    Alty
    M is for Mmmmmmmm, or M & M, or muffin, marshmallow, mighty, mini. Oh so many possibilites. :)

    Still not falling for the bait M? Now I've set two traps. :)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 07:03 PM
    Alty
    Where is everyone? Am I all alone?

    Got to run anyway. Time for some dinner. Later gators, be good, as if that's going to happen. ;)

    Alty out, for now.
  • Jul 12, 2008, 07:08 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well... I'm here.

    .. y'know... folding laundry.
  • Jul 12, 2008, 07:23 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay!. everyone talk quietly! Niki here!

    Mommy is out cleaning up my poop for my party!

    I have my wish list here in front of me! Convince momma this is what the plan is okay?

    I want Milkbone Martini's for all of my dawgs! (anyone have the recipe?)

    A beef, chicken, and seafood buffet!

    Snoop Dawg will provide the muzac!

    I want Scooby Doo and Scrappy to perform!

    For presents, I would like dvd's of "All Dogs Go To Heaven", "Homeward Bound"... and just for fun... "That Darned Cat"... that's one sexy cat! I also want lotsa squeaky toys, summore bouncy balls,. oh and another "Mr. Bear" and my "Beer Sqeaker"... that momma says I lost. I didn't lose it, I just buried it and I can't seem to remember where??

    I want to roam the neighborhood, and check out all the dawgs... especially that sexy Saint Bernard down the block! He's hot! NO, I mean seriously... he's got to be hot in 90 degree weather!

    Oh, and I must hang out with my homie Diesel, from next door. He just better keep his nose out of my butt this time!

    ... and finally, I want to dance!!
    YouTube - Dancing Dog
  • Jul 12, 2008, 07:30 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Well hello Softy,

    I will let everybody else tell you what my nickname is.

    Hey starby, sneezy and Francy (; I mean M, Alty and EVERYBODY.
  • Jul 12, 2008, 07:42 PM
    starbuck8
    Hi Joey McJokerstein!. LOL!! How is that one?. sorry, all I could come up with on such short notice... you just wait... I'll think of something Dr. McEvilstein!
  • Jul 12, 2008, 07:54 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Roflmasof. Now that is so so good for such short notice. Quick on your toes. Light on your feet. Well I will not go on.

    Hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmm

    I like that Dr. McEvilstein... Wa ha wa ha ha ha.
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:25 PM
    Alty
    Dr. Joe McEvilstein and son. :)

    Hey kids, what's up? How's tricks?
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:34 PM
    theguywithnolife
    Tricks are for kids? Did I read that right?

    Personally, I'm more of a Lucky Charms Kind of child
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:36 PM
    Alty
    They're magically delicious?

    I live Special K, with sugar, and fruit. :)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:39 PM
    theguywithnolife
    Its actually quite weird as how I have a story about that

    When I was went to NYC we were staying at my Moms aunt's how (Grandpa's Sister) and my uncles would wake up and eat Rice Krisperies with Strawberries and Raspberry and I always thought that was interesting

    Then one night after a Concert (ecck... country) we arrive home and my mother takes out a bowl of wheat bran flakes things and throws in some Blueberries, Strawyberries, and a little Splenda and I was like Screw it

    I had that meal for about 4 days stragith, Now I'm just eating Egg Sandwhiches
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:43 PM
    Alty
    I love egg sandwiches, especially eggsalad sandwiches. Haven't had one for a long time. Eggs don't like me very much, they do bad things to my tummy. Besides, we have a bird, he's in the kitchen, I always feel guilty when we eat eggs, and chicken. :);)
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:53 PM
    theguywithnolife
    Awwwuh

    I just make them because their really easy to make, I can just never get the egg to flip because I like my yoke Broken and cooked

    I'll get it eventually, The egg ain't gota look pretty just has to taste good
  • Jul 12, 2008, 08:55 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I love egg salad sandwich.

    ... currently I'm living off tuna salad for the past week or so...

    I can cook, and I do have food... it's just extremely frustrating and tiring when you have to cook for yourself. It takes 15 minutes to make a meal, 2 minutes to eat it, and then another 10 to clean. It's just easier to grab a sandwich while you're out.

    ... I may... need a girlfriend. Pronto.

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