Hmmmm, good then we got that cleared up... Hope you are well.

Synnen, Dem some funky A$$ White Boys!

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Hmmmm, good then we got that cleared up...Hope you are well.

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Good! Now eat your French Toast!

I like em' and the music...

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Good! Now eat your French Toast!

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Mmmmmm, I did a while back, I left yours out so it would get even more grody..
(I was going to say grodyer but... )

Well bless your soul.

Hmmmm... thanks?

Bath time, lets go. Next!

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Wow... what a brave boy!

YouTube - Rodney Dangerfield Stand-Up 3

You went rummaging through my baby photos again!!

Al, I would believe it! You are one tough cookie!

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Synnen, Dem some funky A$$ White Boys!

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Isn't funky-a$$ hyphenated? Need to go check my writing style guide... musta slept that day in Gooder Writing For Grades 101.

If you don't hyphenate you are calling your arse funky... which might mean like a stank, while saying funky-arse seems to mean the person as a whole, maybe in a positive-kc-and-the-sunshine-band way?

I should go back to college. I just found my doctoral thesis.

Well actually I just finished a beer. Bet a lot of thesis are settled upon after drinking.

But you can't hang a beer on your wall like your doctoral degree papers.

Well.. yeah you can. Duct tapes probably the best for longnecks. You can nail the cans no prob.

Unless you're a dumb-a$$.

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isnt funky-a$$ hyphenated? need to go check my writing style guide... musta slept that day in Gooder Writing For Grades 101.

if you dont hyphenate you are calling your arse funky... which might mean like a stank, while saying funky-arse seems to mean the person as a whole, maybe in a positive-kc-and-the-sunshine-band way?

i should go back to college. i just found my doctoral thesis.

well actually i just finished a beer. bet a lot of thesis are settled upon after drinking.

but you can't hang a beer on your wall like your doctoral degree papers.

well.. yeah you can. duct tapes probably the best for longnecks. you can nail the cans no prob.

unless youre a dumb-a$$.

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I completely understand that. I wrote it just like I meant it. The way Dem boys is jumping round they act like they A$$e$ itch. That means they A$$e$ must be funky.

Here we are at our new Tapioca mine. We drill 37 miles into the earths crust, where you find the best Tapioca. We have signed a deal with one of the biggest pudding producers in the world and we are preparing to go public through a reverse merger any day now. Stock prices should hit the pink sheets at $0001/2 first day out.
This is not a forward looking statement.


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All I heard was pink sheets...
But I do so love tapioca pudding... LMAO!

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All I heard was pink sheets....
But i do so love tapioca pudding...LMAO!!

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You naughty! :D

Did you ever get Tapioca all over your pink sheets?

Nope... but wow! HUH?

That was deep.

Ha ha... Magatory... ha ha...

Moose Knuckles:

In yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his bean bag leaving one bean on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual beans (you'll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that 'sad puppy dog eyes' appearance to the beansack. Most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.

Donka Donk:

A girl with a kicking booty. Something that you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down. Bounce!

Okay, now you got my mind going. Who did Smack it up, flip it, rub it down Oh NO

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J... I knew he was calling you... you love that song... Hi sweet!

P base four minus one:

If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originally an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.

I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.

"Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."

Yeah, I love that song... among many!!

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P base four minus one:

If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.

I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.

"Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."

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You never fail to make me laugh.

LOL... hmmmm, what he will come up with now...

How about this one?

YES!! That is goooood...

Now I'm in the mood for love.

This is more your speed mag my dear

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This is more your speed mag my dear

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Lovin' you, J!
Clearly you've got too much time on your hands! Hehehe
Want a used xBox! Hehehe

Ah, just relaxing after a long day of studying, taking online quizzes for school, soccer games, cooking, cleaning, doing laundry... Hmmmm anything else I am forgetting about?

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Hmmmm anything else I am forgetting about?

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More than likely!
You do much that's taken for granted...
How could it all fit on your resume, darlin'... hehe

Nah, I'm not that great. Just your average Joe

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Pwwwttthhhttttttt!
Yes! And a humble health-care professional! "Yup!! Virtually nothing!!" NOT!

She ain't bad looking for her age either. LOOK!

YouTube - KISS AN ANGEL

With this new Windows Vista, I have to shut down all internet browsers and install Adobe Flashplayer before I can take part in what J sent and those links from U Tube. I'll tackle that tomorrow and hope it works.


Don't you just hate it when you purchase or receive a computer today that the software is preloaded and you can't fix it the way you want?
My first computer was a 20 MB hard drive Commodore PC with DOS4 and I had to create my own games and programs with GW Basic. That was fun.
Now, it's a pain trying to figure out and use preloaded crap that is new and I have better apps of the same type that work better.
I'm so tempted to reformat and install XP on here, but since I plan on leaving this for my daughter in my Will, I will ask her first if she is willing to use Vista and buy the whole MS Office packet herself. My MS Office 2004, Omnipage 14, Adobe Acrobat 6 Professional and a lot more will have to be given to someone who is still using XP.
So.. I guess I'll just experiment with Vista a bit longer and see if I can really screw it up.

I love a challenge and it seams my whole life continues to be one.

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