Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'd go from a fly problem to three very unhappy itchy people.

R and the kids are only affected if they pet cats. Sadly, they love cats and have to pet them!

Itchy red eyes are just the beginning. R actually gets welts. :(

The flies are going down in numbers. I know what's causing it, it's the bunnies. I clean their cages every day, but there's always a stray poop that I miss, and one stray poop, one fly, all of a sudden you have millions.

It's getting better, but I don't think I'll ever be fly free because I'll never be bunny free.

So that means you won't be requesting the services of my elite fly SWATter team? They're not old enough to produce dander, yet.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.

Oil and leather as well as whips? This sounds like an interesting castle. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're in my head now QLP, it's a scary place but tons of fun.

Someone get poor Q out of the dungeon and bring her to my chambers, I must find her a job to do in the castle.

You sure you're not in mine? I feel a certain influence here, something is bringing out my naughty side. I've been Altied!! :eek:

Altied... All tied... my brain is going into naughty overdrive now, see what you did to me wicked queen!

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Originally Posted by QLP

You sure you're not in mine? I feel a certain influence here, something is bringing out my naughty side. I've been Altied!!!! :eek:

Altied..... All tied..... my brain is going into naughty overdrive now, see what you did to me wicked queen!

Once we get you completely Al-tied then we shift over to my fantasy world.

Oboyoboyoboyoboy, fresh meat!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Bella, Stringer lies!

Suzy is actually name Salvador. I left my duties for a short time and left Stringer in charge. Foolishly, trustingly, in good faith, I gave Salvador for him to carry while he took my place.

When I came back from my rest, took over my duties, Stringer refused to give Salvador back.

For over a year poor Salvador has been held hostage in Stingers office, put in a cage, locked away, never allowed to see the light of day, to feel a humans touch. :(

That is the fate of Salvador.

Stringer even went so far as to emasculate him, turn him into a girl! :eek:

I weep for my poor Salvador, now known as Suzie. A poor gentle creature locked away, kept from his/her mistress. It's a tragedy.

Sadly, I could not get SuzySal back, so I was forced to look for another. Now I have Alejandro, my strong and loyal whip and he shall never leave my side. I will never again entrust my whip to anyone.

One day, when Stringer let's his guard down, I will get SuzySal back and then Alejandro, SuzySal and I shall rule the world.

Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :cool:

Wow. You do have a fertile mind too... :D

Wishes just wishes... she would not go with you. She told me of the ostracizes that happened when you owned her, she is delighted to be with me... Safe in my care.

Baker on duty. I'm making sticky buns for breakfast. Haha - seems appropriate. :D

Court Jester here. Here's the joke for the day!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!

Now I'm off to my part time job I had to pick up as the pay here sucks!

See you all Sunday! Play nice! :)

**Swats Kitty one last time, because she knows she will be in that butter dish while she is gone.**

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Court Jester here. Here's the joke for the day!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

Now I'm off to my part time job I had to pick up as the pay here sucks!!

See you all Sunday! Play nice! :)

**Swats Kitty one last time, because she knows she will be in that butter dish while she is gone.**

Kitty runs to jlo. Jlo nice give kitty bits of tuna. Bella nice(Have to say that or she'll have me declawed and )

Honeys I'm home.

I'm home too.

... I know it's weird that muddy and I walked in together... but, it's not like we walked in.. TOGETHER. We just happened to walk in... at the same time. No biggie, right?

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

i'm home too.

...I know it's weird that muddy and I walked in together...but, it's not like we walked in..TOGETHER. we just happened to walk in...at the same time. no biggie, right?

Oooh fancy seeing you here Sneezy ;)

Why hello hello there.

Good afternoon. I probably won't stay to long today. I just haven't been in the mood. So we will see.

Hello? Is there anybody out there? Anybody home?

Hmm... guess not. What can I do to keep myself busy? Ooh, a bar. An open bar for me today!

Oh, hi Adam. Don't mind me, I'm just (heh heh) initiating QLP

Am I welcome in the castle?

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

Am I welcome in the castle?

Of course emop,be on your gurad though,you never know who might be lurking,the gators have to be fed everyday.

If I were you I get a job in the castle,I'm looking for help is the bar... ah,but your not 18... erm,let me think.

You don't have to be human?

So use your imagination.

How about a double agent?

But shush,don't tell anyone.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Hello? Is there anybody out there? Anybody home?

Hmm... guess not. What can I do to keep myself busy? Ooh, a bar. An open bar for me today!

ADAM!

Did you drink all the beer!

:eek: no beer...

Guess its shots for everyone tonight.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

ADAM!

did you drink all the beer!

:eek: no beer....

guess its shots for everyone tonight.

JLo shots? I need one now. :o

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Originally Posted by redhed35

of course emop,be on your gurad though,you never know who might be lurking,the gators have to be fed everyday.

if i were you i get a job in the castle,im looking for help is the bar....ah,but your not 18...erm,let me think.

you dont have to be human?

so use your imagination.

how about a double agent?

but shush,dont tell anyone.

Well I'll be 18 on the 8th
Hmmm... I don't have to be a human... can I be a guard wolf? Pretty white?
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