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  • Dec 3, 2008, 10:56 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob View Post
    A Wampanoag is a native of the north east.

    Vic's vacationing in Veronica's vacant vagina.

    LMAO... :eek:
  • Dec 3, 2008, 10:58 PM
    Alty

    Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

    Did I just go too far? :eek:
  • Dec 3, 2008, 10:59 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

    Did I just go too far? :eek:


    Ha Ha... wait till spydy pants comes back LOL

    Ok got to go for the day , have fun folks :)
  • Dec 3, 2008, 11:04 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Sexy Selma savors Seths scrotum.

    Did I just go too far? :eek:

    Now that's funny! Yes... too far.

    Good night!
  • Dec 3, 2008, 11:20 PM
    Alty

    You know you boys love it! :)

    Night M. :)

    I got to run too. Later Mag. :)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 07:30 AM
    firmbeliever

    Hmmm... I am lost, is this the ABC's thread or something else?
    I do think I need to get a map around this place.
    It is hard enough getting from A to B,now I have to search for the whole alphabet, out of turn? :D
  • Dec 4, 2008, 07:14 PM
    magprob

    May I include my latest poem? Not so much a poem as an observation or commentary on this over crowded world.

    Every time I look around
    There's someone looking back with a frown
    Every time I go any where
    There's always some one coming or going there
    Every time I need a little time alone
    Some one has to call me on my cell phone
    Every time I look up at the stars
    I see a satellite looking at me, well, possibly mars
    Every time I go to lie on the beach
    People are packed in like sardines at arms reach
    Every time I go to meditate in the park
    Some big slobbering dog takes a huge crap and starts to bark

    I'm building a rocket ship so I can
    Get out of here
    I'm taking peanuts, beef jerky, Spam, and
    Lots of beer
    A shot gun and my favorite fishin pole
    I'm looking for my own intergalactic fishin hole
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:06 PM
    startover22
    Love your poem Mag, imaginative;) You didn't include spam, I was some what disappointed.
    The other stuff I can do without... you guys are incredibly NOT SHY!
    Hi Firmalicious, you know I miss you terribly;)
    Ok... off on another 4 Million day absence;) Heehee If I can stand it that it. Hugs to you all.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Alty

    Starty was here! Starty is gone. :(

    Jeesh, I'm missing everyone today. Not fair!

    As for being shy. Starty, how long have you known me? Shy is not in my vocabulary. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:30 PM
    magprob

    Thank you start, I included Spam. I'm building my space ship out of metal trash cans welded together and since you reminded me that I must take Spam, I wielded one more on to make room. A Spam compartment, if you will. Again, thank you.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:34 PM
    Alty

    The vafrous virgin wore valenki even though she was valgus.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:40 PM
    N0help4u

    She wore valenki? How about velvet velcro?

    Russian Felt Boots valenki - RusClothing.com
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:46 PM
    Alty

    Valenki sounded more shi shi poo poo. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:51 PM
    magprob

    Valenki drives me wild. Even the mere mention. Excuse me, I need to rapidly relieve my radical, raging, ram-like rat snake.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:54 PM
    Alty

    Rat snake? Is that another word for penis? ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 08:59 PM
    magprob

    Shhhh!
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:30 PM
    startover22
    Eeeewww... stop it.
    GEEZE!
    K... off again.;):)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 09:40 PM
    magprob

    Start! Start! What are you hiding for? Did someone piss you off? We'll get them for you.
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:14 PM
    Alty

    I think our alphabet scares her Mag. Come back Starty, Mag will be good. I can't vouch for me though, sorry. ;)
  • Dec 4, 2008, 10:17 PM
    Alty
    The fabulous fabulist found fellatio fascinating.

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