I take post number 156 back sir... Thanks... :)
AND I am a sucker for the harmonica... for sure!
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I take post number 156 back sir... Thanks... :)
AND I am a sucker for the harmonica... for sure!
Why did the Blonde die in a helicopter crash?
Cause she got cold and turned off the fan.
YouTube - Dr. Hook Cover Of The Rolling Stone
Private shmivate...
EDIT:::
Does this song ever end??
I saw them in 1972 at Charger Stadium. Huge concert. They were drunk off their A$$! It was the funniest thing I have ever watched. They were total party animals.
Like me? J/K... Good song... a little long at the end there!
Oh, people, people you should know.
The dollar hit an all-time low.
The loony's high as it can be.
Today it's hitting 1.03.
Here in the States there's great surprise.
The "sages" meet and analyze.
Old Ben Bernanke, as you know,
Decided that demand's too low.
Now oil, crude, hit eighty-nine.
Bernanke thinks that this is fine.
And gold is up; here is the crux,
In last 2 months 100 bucks.
Official prices leave me mute
Cause houses they do not compute.
This understates the CPI.
And I would like to ask them why.
It's sad to say, here is the news.
The people all do sing the blues.
And Ben Bernanke, all he know
Is getting rich by printing dough.
This whole thing is beyond my ken.
He's known as helicopter Ben.
He's printing money; it's no lie,
And dropping bundles from the sky.
President Truman would call in his
Economic advisors and ask them
Questions. What happens if I balance
The budget? What happens if I raise
Taxes? The advisors would reply,
“Well, on the one hand…But then on
the other hand….” Finally Truman got
Exasperated and declared, “What this
country needs is a good one-handed
economist.”
The Church Lady - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You are hilarious Mag... ;)
Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French café, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."
How many shots of tequilla ahead are you? I need to catch up fast.
Meee too..
I can't even help but to look in here... You are killing me Magatory!
Somebody please pass the tequila. No, don't need salt, yuck, hate the lemon... Just the tequila, and don't forget the worm. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
"Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us? "
"Because we're in the spirit world, a$$hole . They can't see us."
Oh wait... that was peyote, not tequilla... never mind
Here you go J... here is your shot sweet! Now put your feet up and close that damn book for a bit!
HEY! HEY! You can't party here! Get the hell out of here you bunch of miscreants!
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attach...1&d=1194152113
Sorry you big party pooper... SORRY! Won't happen again!Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
By Judith Newman
Updated 7:46 a.m. MT, Thurs. Nov. 1, 2007
My husband and I have been married for 14 years, and we’ve never lived together. Unbeknownst to us, demographers have devised a name for our arrangement: living apart together, which refers to married couples living separately. According to 2006 data from the U.S. Census Bureau, there are 3.8 million married couples who don’t reside under the same roof. But even without statistics behind us, John and I figure we’re in good company. Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera lived apart, as did Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. (Interestingly, the latter couple were never married but chose to be buried next to each other in the same tiny plot. Maybe once they didn’t have to share a bathroom, occupying the same space for eternity was OK.)
OK, now we are on to something.
Magatory that is just plain ole stupid... :rolleyes:
Back to your privacy... :D
Boy! I'm sure glad I'm not cohabitating with you today!
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