Earwigs don't go into ears... its a myth... but they are still creepy as hell. Gives me chills...

I have a hard time speeping sometimes with the thought of bugs in my open nose and ears and mouth... OHHHHHH I won't even be able to sleep tonight. I like looking at bugs, but knowing they can "get" me, I don't like that so much!

Actually, that's the wrong kind of earwig. You see, when you become a man of my age, the hair on your head begins to grow down through the inside of your crainium and out your nose and ears. I have trimmed and plucked and pulled and even tried to burn it off but, to no avail. Then one day, I came up with the idea for the earwig. Little wigs that plug into your ear using the same apparatus that holds a hearing aid in but with a nice hair piece to cover you ear. I guess GOD meant us old guys to have hair all over our ears and me being the stylish sort that I am, I couldn't settle for the sparse, narley way it looked. Right now, I am wearing the dual Pompadors. I am working on a DA and other styles will be forth coming.
I noticed an old lady in the grocery store yesterday with narley ear hair. That has set into motion the Farrah Faccet extended and layered hair ear wig.

OMGosh, that is hilarious, my husband has funky blond hairs growing straight up from his eyebrows, he calls them his sensors and sometimes says Hoot Hoot forfun cause they remind us of an owl... Oh and the hair thing would have bothered me about ten years ago, it just shows your maturity honey, let it be... It's HOT!

It's even HOTTER with a stylish EarWig!

You are going to make a million with that earwig thingy!

I think so.

I hope so. It would be a shame to keep that to yourself. You should ask Rosie Odonnel to support you on your journey to be a millionare! Ha ha

I'll buy Dear Rosie a one way ticket to Bagdad and a free Bible.

LOL, I thought you might say something like that. I am with you brother. Right there with you!

Giggle... no response...

Ah Al, what do you need to talk about, you got something up your sleeve?

No... just the whole earwig thing had me laughing...

Ok, just making sure we can't be of any service for you. I am in a mood and I wish we were all on a confence call cause I want to talk all day long about nothing!

Hooray I am home!!

How was your sisters place? Did you get enough time with her? Glad you are home and I know your family is too!

WOOO HOOOO does the monkey dance lol

Unfortunately I did not get enough time with my sister. But there are many years to make up for that.

TY CBW, I would like to do the monkey dance, but I am about tipsy right now. LOL The shock has finally set in for me.

Wooo hoooo fun open skype you old heffer you giggle

Oh my J, I can't imagine. Sorry, this is going to take time as you already know. Good thing you have a wonderful family to be there for you, that is something to be very happy about...