Originally Posted by Altenweg
How you became a duck. Hmmm, long story, but a fun one.
Unky, since you might not know how our little duck came to be, I'll tell you.
There once was a youngish Canadian gall named Starbuck, and of course she lived in Canada. ;) Well, the Canadians have what we call Canada day, it's on July 1st. We all get crazy, drink beer, go see fireworks, you know, PARTY!
On July 1st a young sweet girl named Startover aka Starty, came on to AMHD to wish all her Canadian friends a happy Canada day.
Now, the Canadians refer to themselves as Canucks, don't ask why, no one really knows. So Starty, knowing the Canadian vernacular, wanted to be as Canadian friendly as possible, wanted her Canadian friends to be happy, so she said "Happy Canada day to all you canducks". It was a fatal error, one that will live in infamy.
Starby, being the cute little Canduck that she is, said "I'm a duck?"
Well, of course big bad Alty came along, saw the typo and magically turned Starbuck into Starduck. In fact, Alty went so far as to write a kids book about Starduck. She is a celebrity, in her own mind, and shall be treated as such. Yes, we want to roast her, but only because she is a very lovely duck, and she looks so yummy.
Anyway, she will never be an eagle, sadly that's not in her destiny, she will forever be a Canduck, our little Canduck, Starduck. :)
Ah, gotta love a story. :)