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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I know haha!

However, I am a little more conservative on AMHD. Still me, just less me. haha hope that made sense.

My sister goes to church and I accompanied her on Sunday, even if I am practially an Atheist. Anywhozzils, the Church is kinda like a classroom [small town: around 1200 people here] and people can ask questions during the sermon. haha I tore that church up, the mennonites gasped, the pastor couldn't answer some of my questions and then these two people prayed on me. I told them that it was too late I already sold my soul.

It was fun. I like going to church :D

Despite my rantings about anti-religion people still talked to me after the service. I showed them the light. haha

Okay I'm done sharing moments of my mediocre life.

Sarah

Sarah

Okay, now you really did get a laugh out of me. Two people had to pray for you? That is hilarious. I fear the same thing would happen to me, which is why I try not to step foot in church. I can get a really good visual of your experience though... too funny!

I imagine you showed them something, not the light, but something. ;)

Thanks Cat! :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Okay, now you really did get a laugh out of me. Two people had to pray for you? That is hilarious. I fear the same thing would happen to me, which is why I try not to step foot in church. I can get a really good visual of your experience though...too funny!

I imagine you showed them something, not the light, but something. ;)

Haha I don't really like going to Church but I still like learning from other religions work... and then pester them with questions. I always get the same answer though:

-My child, the lord has plans for you
-Do not question the lord
-Your questions would make a good bible study discussion, come on ____ and we will discuss it [it later turns out to be let's convert sarah palooza]
-In ____ Chapter___ verse___ it says... [really bible answers don't work for me]
-I know God is real because he speaks to me.
-Your young right now, rebellion against God is expected.
-Don't question, it is what it is!
-Have you ever had an exorcism done?
-Let's pray.

Haha the list can go on, bible long [haha] I actually use that a lot. Like if someone writes or texts me or whatever I'm like "whoa that was bible long" haha.

Okay enough said. I don't think there is room for blasphemy in AMHD [snaps finger]

Sarah

Your sense of humor is astonishing. It's like you have a guy's mind in a woman's body... amazing! :) Let's pray. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Thanks Cat! :)

You're welcome, Unky. :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Your sense of humor is astonishing. It's like you have a guy's mind in a woman's body...amazing! :) Let's pray. :cool:

I like sinning instead haha.

You know, I think your right.

I can't relate to:
-PMS: A lot of women make the excuse of being frigid b!tches when on their period. I'm not lol I'm still me just bloodier [EWWWWW]
-Shopping: I like to get in, get out.
-Being over emotional: "Oh my god my hair is so horrible [tears]" lol
-Not liking to play sports and if they do it's to get the guys' attention. Heck I like to win and be able to push people while trying to do it!
-Purses: I don't own one. I have a wallet that I throw my cards and stuff in but really I throw stuff in my pockets.
-Shoe obsession: I have running shoes, dress shoes for funerals and stuff, winter boots and flip flops. I have pumps but they're like in the basement somewhere.
-Expensive clothes: I admit, I buy clothes from places like wal-mart, tj maxx, ross and online. Haha

I guess it's because I'm a man.. dum dum dum...

Okay that's about all I can write. I've been writing a lot and now I'm hungry.

I like how when I'm sick and I get man hungry. Like I eat and eat and you just love it.

Mmm food!

[I just got this image]

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I like sinning instead haha.

You know, I think your right.

I can't relate to:
-PMS: A lot of women make the excuse of being frigid b!tches when on their period. I'm not lol I'm still me just bloodier [EWWWWW]
-Shopping: I like to get in, get out.
-Being over emotional: "Oh my god my hair is so horrible [tears]" lol
-Not liking to play sports and if they do it's to get the guys' attention. Heck I like to win and be able to push people while trying to do it!
-Purses: I don't own one. I have a wallet that I throw my cards and stuff in but really I throw stuff in my pockets.
-Shoe obsession: I have running shoes, dress shoes for funerals and stuff, winter boots and flip flops. I have pumps but they're like in the basement somewhere.
-Expensive clothes: I admit, I buy clothes from places like wal-mart, tj maxx, ross and online. haha
KCTiger: I like him so much, he is such a hottie!! :p

Okay that's about all I can write. I've been writing a lot and now I'm hungry.

I like how when I'm sick and I get man hungry. Like I eat and eat and you just love it.

mmm food!

Sarah

I pretty much share the same quality, with the typical exception here and there. :cool:

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KCTiger: I like him so much, he is such a hottie!

I'm glad you caught that!

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I'm glad you caught that!

Sarah

Just stuck out for some reason... weird.

That pic of Fat Bastar* is a bit too disturbing :eek:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Just stuck out for some reason...weird.

That pic of Fat Bastar* is a bit too disturbing :eek:

I'm pretty sure your just jealous.

Oh question for those of you reading this. I do some YouTube right and well a couple of my buddies do this live webcam thing. People ask questions I answer back... yadda yadda yadda.

I don't know if I want to do that but I was on one a month or so ago and it was a blast ---
But he's a lot more popular than me on YouTube haha so who would even watch me.

I don't know just a thought--- what do you boils and ghouls think?

Sarah

Did I hear 'KC is jealous'? ;)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Did I hear 'KC is jealous'? ;)

I believe it was a typo on her part.

Far as the YouTube thing goes, I don't know a whole lot about it. I would think that if you have a good personality and are funny (you seem to fall into that category) you can catch a good following. Seems like there is potential for a lot of creepers out there as well though.

Well mainly rignt now it is because I am bored. Like I said this town has 1200 people in it with only ONE bar haha. I'm natured out too-- haha please no more hikes :( Please. Lol

But I guess your right KC. There are a lot of creepers out there. I'm not looking to be a YouTube star haha I can't be recording and editing all day! No thank-you :)

Sarah

Well it sounds like you need a change of scenery Muddy. Hmm, now where would be the ideal place :D

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Well it sounds like you need a change of scenery Muddy. Hmm, now where would be the ideal place :D

Lol I already lived in the Sunshine state for 2 years. I got bored haha

Note: I'm not much of a summer person, I don't like heat. I like cold and fall and winter and FL doesn't really offer that! Trust me Muddy gets irritable when hot- haha

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

lol I already lived in the Sunshine state for 2 years. I got bored haha

Sarah

The people make the place, not the other way around. Once again, you clearly have run into the right GUYS to have fun with. Just saying... :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

The people make the place, not the other way around. Once again, you clearly have run into the right GUYS to have fun with. Just sayin...:cool:

Hmm you may be on to something...

I have never been with a tiger before haha

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hmm you may be on to something.....

I have never been with a tiger before haha

Sarah

We're a rare bread of awesomeness and charm, mixed with a hint of sexiness and a dash of irresistibly :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

We're a rare bread of awesomeness and charm, mixed with a hint of sexiness and a dash of irresistibly :)

Oh I don't know I'm not a big fan of bread...

[giggle]

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Oh I dunno I'm not a big fan of bread....

[giggle]

Sarah

Bread, breed, whose paying attention :o