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  • May 4, 2007, 09:32 PM
    magprob
    "The percentage of women under forty-five who knit or crochet has doubled since 1996," says Stoller (The BUST Guide to the New Girl Order), co-founder of the Stitch 'n circle in New York, and this slightly offensive, sassy guide-which could easily have been subtitled 'The Bad Girls' Guide to Knitting'-will undoubtedly appeal to this new generation of knitters.

    Starting with the basics, Stoller explains how to cast on, knit, purl, and bind off, all the steps needed to make a simple Ribbed-for-Her-Pleasure Scarf or a pair of Pippi Kneestockings. Easy-to-decipher diagrams and droll section headings ("Knit Happens," "Oops, I Knit It Again") ease readers through these first steps and will give most the confidence to tackle larger projects-like Cricket's Technicolor Cozy or Meema's Felted Marsupial Tote-designed by Stitch 'n ers in Stoller's group and other knitters she admires.

    What makes this guide exceptional, however, is its chapter on the "Wonderful World of Knitters," which details how to start your own Stitch 'n circle and plug into the virtual knitting communities on the Web. Informative, colorful and full of attitude, this book is the perfect primer for 20- and 30-somethings looking to take on this hip "new" hobby. Copyright
  • May 10, 2007, 01:08 PM
    J_9
    Party my place this weekend...

    Bar-B-Que...
    Margaritas
    Music

    Who has a karoke machine!!

    POOL IS OPEN!!
  • May 10, 2007, 01:11 PM
    curlybenswife
    Ill be there you will fine me in the corner on the lounger getting hammered I sure need the release :D
  • May 10, 2007, 01:49 PM
    J_9
    I know you do, dear CBW, that is why I gots extra in my cabinet!!

    Your favorite flavor is at your finger tips!!
  • May 10, 2007, 01:54 PM
    curlybenswife
    I tell you what its been many many months since I felt this uptight and stressed I really don't like it :(
  • May 10, 2007, 01:54 PM
    J_9
    Here Sweetie, a big ole gulp of tequila will set you right again!
  • May 10, 2007, 01:55 PM
    curlybenswife
    Lol it will set me on the floor more like
  • May 10, 2007, 01:58 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Howdy ladies. J_9 please give me enough Margarita to fill my dogbowl, no salt. I have had a tough couple of days and to top it all off, while shopping today Magprob popped into my head! How incredibly unsettling is that? I noticed a big stack of Spam displayed in a prominent area. It seems that Hormel is celebrating 70 years of offering their yummy Spam to the general public for consumption. They are now selling it as a two pack special with the old advertising labels. Woo Hoo! I am sure Magprob is in Spam heaven.
  • May 10, 2007, 02:02 PM
    Synnen
    OMG... I drove past a sign on the way to my mom's this weekend advertising the Spam Museum.

    I thought of Magprob.
  • May 10, 2007, 02:03 PM
    J_9
    OMG!! How unsettling is a beautiful day of shopping that gets interrupted by the thought of Magpie!!

    We do love you Maggie though, really we do!!

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Synnen
    the Spam Museum.

    No WAY!!

    A freaking Spam museum?

    Now, what kind of wine goes well with Spam!!
  • May 10, 2007, 02:04 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL bit scary though isn't it when you get this thought of a crazy ol guy waving spam at you while your out doing your daily stuff lol

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    No WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

    A freaking Spam museum?

    Now, what kind of wine goes well with Spam!!!

    LOL that's a question for ben giggle go on dare you to ask him
  • May 10, 2007, 02:06 PM
    Synnen
    Well, it WAS in Iowa.

    That explains a LOT, I think.
  • May 10, 2007, 02:08 PM
    J_9
    Oh, yes, Iowa and SPAM they go hand in hand.
  • May 10, 2007, 02:09 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe that syn sounds like the sort of thing id say about wales
  • May 10, 2007, 02:11 PM
    J_9
    They like, make Spam, like out of Wales? Like yuk!!
  • May 10, 2007, 02:14 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL only you j only you...

    Im sat here watching extreme makeover home adition kind of drewling at ty and thinking about all the energy he has and what he must be like in the bedroom aren't I bad bad bad
  • May 10, 2007, 02:15 PM
    tawnynkids
    Oh but I totally like spam and macaroni & cheese man, no bashing, but I am soooooo white trash you know?
  • May 10, 2007, 02:15 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Very bad CBW. Considering your hubby is invisibly spying on all of us. You sure you want to leave that "secret" thought about TY up?
  • May 10, 2007, 02:15 PM
    tawnynkids
    Hi J and thanks for the invite!
  • May 10, 2007, 02:15 PM
    J_9
    You can have Ty as long as I get Luca!!

    BTW, Ty was just arrested for drunk driving, I guess that is, like, where he gets his, like, ummmm ENERGY!!

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