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  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:32 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Umm maybe try one of those spray thingy's? I have a weakness for accents too. I met this guy with an Irish accent, dumb as a post, but I hang off every word he says!
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:36 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

    I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

    :( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

    Sorry... really sorry... I am truly sorry... but

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    :D:D... again I appologise... *sniggers :D*
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:40 AM
    classyT
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Haha omg guys omg omg omg. I ate a huge bowl of asparagus last night and I really stink down there. I mean it smells so weird when I pee and now my "area" smells so weird.

    I have a date tonight. I've been drinking water non-stop and oh my god I just totally forgot about aspargus making you smell so gross... ughhh

    :( don't laugh at me... lol I'm mortified. I like this guy!

    Asparagus makes us smell?? Wow! I think I've only eaten aspragus once in my life. Well I learn something new on this site all the time.

    They can put a man on the moon but they can't make a certs or altoids for that "area". I don't get it. Sorry mud. :(
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:44 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell?
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:51 AM
    mudweiser

    I ate a lot though. I mean at least 20 sticks. It was like eating chips in front of the t.v.-- non stop.|

    Haha well I'll just wear some jeans & kotex liners lol

    I can't believe this.. haha!
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:52 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahah, I feel for you... lol... but seriously, I am laughing WITH you...
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:55 AM
    albear

    Sorry I feel quite guilty now for laughing :(

    I recommend a lot of deoderant/spray/smellies whatever you want to call them

    And mints

    Good luck :)
  • Apr 28, 2010, 06:58 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Mints?? Lol... weird mental picture.
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:00 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

    Hhaha please don't imagine me with mints in my va-gene. Hahaha!

    Now I'm imagining...
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:02 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Nope they were in yer vergina!
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:07 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Maybe my kidneys aren't up to par, because I don't ever remember a smell??

    Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:11 AM
    classyT

    I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. Ha.
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:12 AM
    albear

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    Mints??? lol... weird mental picture.

    Meant for muddy's mouth to hide smelly asparagous breath

    Dirty dirty bella
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:14 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by classyT View Post
    I think something like an altoid ( they are curiously strong you know ha ha) should be the next new invention for that "area". Maybe I'll work on that and make MILLIONS. ha.

    Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. Hahaha!

    I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:16 AM
    Aurora_Bell
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Can you smell sulfur based smells? There are people who just can't detect the odor. So, your kidneys may be fine, but your nose is lucky. :)

    Cat, I never even thought about that! I just blamed my sinuses. You are like a living, breathing encyclopedia. Now if I can only shrink you down and carry you around in my pocket... Do you think Cats would mind?
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:17 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Bear you started it! Muddy if you are planning on doing any 'gardening' down there, you could always use after shave! Bahahaha.
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:21 AM
    Unknown008

    Hello guys and gals! :)

    Sorry to hear that Muddy... Maybe your 'guy' (so to say) will understand about the smell?

    I personally have only tasted asparagus once and it was bitter... I don't like it. My sister and my mum though, once made a whole pot of asparagus soup, or infusion, I don't remember, but there was no particular smell... :confused:
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:30 AM
    mudweiser

    Lol Unky. I barely know this guy-- if anything he'd laugh at me or be so grossed out he runs away.

    Either way it's the first date, I think I need to slow down. Do the whole so "who are you? what do you do" chat...

    Being the girl I am: ooh he'd be a great addition to my husband collection. Lol-- okay back to reality...

    Now what do I wear?.

    I don't know where we are going he said it was going to be a surprise, I told him "as long as I don't wake up tied in your basement wondering where I am".

    Haha.. I don't think he understands my humor, he just said "No.. you won't..." :confused:.
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:32 AM
    classyT
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Haha I think there are douches that come with scented stuff... lol I could just spray some chanel down in my business. hahaha!

    I think that would be irritating... lol how about a glade plug-in:p

    Yes, chanel will send you straight to the emergency room... ( don't ask me how I know this... ha ha) a glade plug in huh..? Now you got me thinking... I like it!
  • Apr 28, 2010, 07:32 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Jeans and heels are always classic.

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