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Originally Posted by Clough https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/amhd_i...s/viewpost.gif
What will happen to me once I become one?

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Originally Posted by Stringer

You will enjoy all the benefits of your position... power, a fat belly, power and did I mention power?

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Are you some kind of warlock! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

StarDuck...do you remember those little rubber duckies that I told ya that I bought? You remember...the ones that light up when you touch 'um? Well guess what...they all have little pins stuck in them...I can't find room to stick in them anymore ....:rolleyes:

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PINS?. DUCKIES? Ducky losing air... heelllppppp! POP! DOH! That hurt!

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Originally Posted by Clough

Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:

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Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:

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Originally Posted by Clough

Are you some kinda warlock! :eek:

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He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo... you are one of them too aren't you! :eek:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

That's too funny but I doubt he'll come back and sift thru the pages of this thread to know you ratted him out, lol.

Hey, does he really 'sneeze funny' or is that an innuendo?? :confused:

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Sadly, I just ratted myself out, I'm on the phone with him right now and I told all.

The date was boring, he was ready to fall asleep, just dropped her off and now is heading home to rearrange his condom drawer.

Yes, he does sneeze funny! :eek:

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

PINS?....DUCKIES? Ducky losing air...heelllppppp!! POP! DOH! That hurt!

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Better be good then... calm down and sit over there... M get the chains... :D

M's not here, you're on your own.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

M's not here, you're on your own.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Nope... ya know that he is ALWAYS here... check the dark corners...

Clough... Deputy?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

He's a vampire! I see him arise in the middle of the night! Oh nooooo....you are one of them too aren't you!! :eek:

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Ssssssssssssssssssssss... another pin.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Nope, just a nice guy that is trying to keep the piece. :):eek:

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Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"... lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)... how old is he??

Night all... tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????

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He's got weezer sneezers... and we can find him in every corner. He's likely hiding behind M... aka Batman!

Sheriff... Deputy Batman isn't here! When I exploded I flew through and looked! Nope! No Batman! I'm all full of air again now. I have a secret pump!. don't ask!. hahaha! :eek:

G'nite Stringy! You know I store up your hot air and save it right? :p heehee!

Deputy Joe here for duty. Do not know if I can catch up. 1 30 am and no sleep and lots of well, never mind.

'Night Stringer

Howdy Deputy Joe,
Not much going on here, lotta misbehavin' :rolleyes:

Deputy Joe, have you seen the indecencies that have happened here? I've been popped! This is cruel and unusual punishment against a helpless duck!

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Didn't we go over this last night... this whole keeping the "piece" and "peace"...lol:rolleyes:

So Alten, does he have like a lady sneeze, a dog sneeze, what's the deal with his sneezes? Are they 'wet up the floor' sneezes, fartin' sneezes... I got questions! :confused:

You said she's 20 (a youngster)...how old is he????

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He's a baby, 23. Yup, he's my boy toy, my play thing, my squishy! :D

His sneezes, they're just weird, undescribable, you have to hear them, you'll never be the same. ;)

Sleepless, high on ------- and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain...

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain........

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Uhh Ohhh... Dr. Evil is back! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

Sleepless, high on codeine and ready to arrest everybody and back in the jail cells for you alll..

I can not feel any pain........

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How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

How about a beer Joe, just you and me in the rubber room. You know, the room that's made out of rubber! Get your mind out of the gutter. Jeesh! :p

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See, it's gettin' hard ( uh oh :eek:) to keep all these conversations separate!