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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Haha... well, Maybe not every guy... Come on... there are some nice guys around... *hint hint*

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Haha your married. There is a lot of married nice guys hahaha... Okay NOT going there.

Sigh

Haha... Yes I'm married, so I'm not looking to have physical relations with you, but I would like to make you smile... no charge ;)

Haha friends don't count.

Lol

Thanks Black.

Ugh.

I think I need to go out for a really huge jog. Cry and watch Sweet November over and over again.

Sigh

Big giant sigh

My Neighbors ------- the lesbians next door -------- asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

My Neighbors ------- the lesbians next door -------- asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

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Funny funny stuff... ;)

Hey M! :)

More to try to make you smile Herbie :)

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?



I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop Masturbating.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"



I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?




I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh*t."



I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

Lol M! Good ones, really :p

Ha Ha

Thanks Unky :)

Oh my Dneirf.

I love jokes like that.

Thanks

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Oh my Dneirf.

I love jokes like that.

Thanks

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My pleasure... now lets see that smile of yours :)

I'll post them over in the Humour section.

Hey M, they were pretty good...

Hey Stringer! :)

Hi Unky, taking a cigarette break, how are you doing?

Wow, I just noticed the change of the skin! Nice work admins! Let me try something...

Yeah me too. Notice the 'comments' on the bottom of the post?

Well, cigarette is done, time for bed... see you Unky.

Ok, have a good night Stringer! :)

I had a MAJOR cig break. MAJOR.

Mornin All

Good morning... I loving the new skins and layout.. ive been lashing out greenies... dont how the rep system is going to work in here,but sure could be worse.

So far this morning,I've taxed the car,got some presents,did the shopping cleaning the house,walked the dog and a load of laundry... im so getting more of those coffee beans!

Talk about a buzz.