I'm going to school? Darnit, I hated school. Do I have to go? Don't want to! Waaaaa. I have a tummy ache, can I stay home? Nope, I'm not going!! ;)

Get out of bed, go wash behind your ears, here's your backpack... oh, and a sandwich! Now run... run! No not in front... o f t h e B u s!!

Don't want to. Can't make me. Nope, going to lie down on the street. Ahhhhh, a bus!:eek: :eek:

::splat:: Alty... get up... you are still going to school! Oh quit your belly aching... it was just a little bus... sheesh!

Noooooo! I'm not going! I'm still in my PJ's, you wouldn't make me go in my PJ's, would you? Wait, I don't wear PJ's, that means I'm... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yep! PJ's it is. Then you will have learned your lesson when all the kids on the playground, pull down the trap door in the back of your PJ's, and make fun of your bunny slippers!

Nooooooooo! No, no, no, no, no. Humpf! Not going! Nope, not going to happen. I'm putting my foot down, my bunny slipper clad foot. Oooh, a draft, what the.. I'm cold. Brrrrrrr. Not going! ::sits down on the road pouting::. :)

Fine, you sit there and pout then! You look funny with bird poop on your head! The neighbours are all giggling, and taking pictures of you!

Ahhhhhhhh! You're mean. I don't like you anymore ::pouts:: and, and, ::hiccup::, I'm not going to give you hugs anymore, ::sobs::. Ya, and I'm, I'm, I'm, waaaaaaaaaaaa! Humpff, they can take pictures, I don't care, I'll moon them, yup, I'll moon them, just stand up and undoe the bum flap. Ha, how do you like that? Hey, hey, stop, put down the hose, what are you doing? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ha, ha, ha, I put two colons and a then pouts and it turned into a laughing smilie. Ha, ha, ha, ha. :)

Well you didn't have time for your bath this morning, and you peed the bed remember? So now I have to hose you down right in the middle of the street! Besides, I have to get that bird doo doo out of your hair!

But it's coooooollllld! ::shivers:: I'll get sick. Yup, I will, really, I will. Achooo! See? I'm sick now, can't go to school. HA!

I'm not drunk enough to read this thread.

Back later.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

im not drunk enough to read this thread.

back later.

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ROTFLMAO. I'm not drunk enough to be writing this thread. ;)

... aren't you supposed to be drunk all the time?

... you are, after all, Irish?

Hey everybody,

Thought I'd check in to see how everyone was doing.

I've been spending lots of time here 'cauz of Sneezemister's "What's this?"

Haven't won yet... key word YET! :)

Didja miss me? Huh? Didja? Didja??

I missed you Softy. Did you miss us? :)

We pleaded for you to come back after you left Softy! You were running down the street, and you didn't hear us! :(

But of course Alty. EDIT: & Starby!

I'm super excited for the next Sneezy picture.

I wish you the best of luck. May the best cyber-talker win!

... and just ask Alty what happens when you run in the street! Yep... bird poo on your head, and then I bring out the hose!