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  • Jan 7, 2009, 11:25 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Haha!! That's funny Bear! I could build a snow giant, and he would scare your snow hobbit!! LOL!

    Thanks starby, I live above a dentist so I placed it outside his french windows so when he opens his blinds and there's someone in the chair my snowhobbits there to put them off lol :D... I might move it closer and closer with each day he doesn't melt until he's right out side and see if they say anything

    Lol yes he could do with a cape stringer or a mouth lol
  • Jan 7, 2009, 11:30 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    thanks starby, i live above a dentist so i placed it outside his french windows so when he opens his blinds and theres someone in the chair my snowhobbits there to put them off lol :D.......i might move it closer and closer with each day he doesnt melt until hes right ut side and see if they say anything

    lol yes he could do with a cape stringer or a mouth lol

    Spookie idea Bear... keep moving it closer until it is right up against his window with bigger eyes so it would look like the snow man is amazed with what he is looking at...
  • Jan 7, 2009, 11:37 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    thanks starby, i live above a dentist so i placed it outside his french windows so when he opens his blinds and theres someone in the chair my snowhobbits there to put them off lol :D.......i might move it closer and closer with each day he doesnt melt until hes right out side and see if they say anything

    lol yes he could do with a cape stringer or a mouth lol

    I love when people do silly things like that to get people to laugh. My sister and I used to do funny little things like that all of the time. A few times we scared the crap out of my brother because he wouldn't be expecting the things that we would do. He sure turned it around on us though! LOL! We were always pulling practical jokes on people. I pulled one on my sister not too long ago that almost turned out very bad! Like the US postal service was about to get involved because my joke tied in with something else that was going on that I wasn't aware of! She could have KILLED me! I was laughing my A$$ off when I found out what happened. It was too funny!
  • Jan 7, 2009, 11:49 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I love when people do silly things like that to get people to laugh. My sister and I used to do funny little things like that all of the time. A few times we scared the crap out of my brother because he wouldn't be expecting the things that we would do. He sure turned it around on us though! LOL! We were always pulling practical jokes on people. I pulled one on my sister not too long ago that almost turned out very bad! Like the US postal service was about to get involved because my joke tied in with something else that was going on that I wasn't aware of! She could have KILLED me!! I was laughing my A$$ off when I found out what happened. It was too funny!

    But it was fun right? Boring when people can't take a joke...
  • Jan 7, 2009, 12:18 PM
    albear

    Ooooo details please if you can I mean if they've got details in you'd rather keep secret then that's cool, but id love to hear some of you favourite ones like the postal one lol
  • Jan 7, 2009, 12:32 PM
    Stringer

    Me too... I have to believe that they are doessys !
  • Jan 7, 2009, 12:49 PM
    starbuck8

    Haha! It's a little bit of a long story, but I'll try and shorten it up for you! You guys are going to think I'm really weird! LOL!
  • Jan 7, 2009, 12:51 PM
    albear

    Think?. too late :D
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:16 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    So bizarre.

    People are getting snow... it's... um... a breezy 65 degrees here.

    I'm wearing a t-shirt.
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:21 PM
    starbuck8
    I was sitting one day and had a TV show on while I was playing with Niki. It was Montel, and he had a famous phychic Sylvia Browne on. I really wasn't watching it, but certain parts caught my attn. Someone stood up and asked Sylvia how they could talk to their dead relatives, and she said just talk to them... what do you think you have to have special seonce (sp?) or something? Oh, I forgot to mention that at the time, my computer and phone had not been working for over a week. and I was getting really mad at the service people. Anyway, I said to Niki, (I always talk to her, lol) should we talk to Grandma and Grandpa and ask them to fix Mommy's phone and puter? Then jokingly I said... c'mon Grandma and Grandpa... you can do it! Okay, this is the part you guys are going to say to yourselves... Cuckoo! I SWEAR that about 10 minutes later, my computer fired up and I had internet connection. Well, I sat here and kind of looked around and thought nooo waaayyy! Then I just said... uhhhmmm... thanks? LOL! So anyway, I called my ISP, and they said, oh we're sorry, the servicemen have been so busy but you're next on the list, and he should be there by the end of the day. Okay, weird!!

    So anyway, my sis was online on MSN, so I told her what had happened. She laughed at me and said, well since you're talking to them, can you ask Grandma to send me a homemade apple pie like she used to. So now the fun begins.

    I thought okay, as a joke I'm going to send her an apple pie. My sister lives in the States. So, I got ahold of one of her friends on her Facebook page. I told the girl that I wanted her to deliver an apple pie to my sis, along with a note from "Grandma" She thought it was funny, so agreed. Well this took forever to do, because at first she was just suppose to put the pie on my sis's doorstep, but every time she tried, my sis's dogs would bark, or someone would see her etc. So we decided the mailbox would be best because it was near the street. So here is this poor girl, parking her car at the end of the block, ducking behind cars, carrying this apple pie! Finally she slips it into the mailbox and runs. She msg'd me and told me it was done.

    Okay, now here's what I didn't know! My sis had a creepy mailman that had been stalking her, and she was scared of him. She had made a report to the US Post, and the guy got fired. Do you see where this is going? LOL! She goes out and checks the mail, finds this apple pie. Immediately she thinks it's the stalker mailman. She puts the pie far away from her house just in case it has a bomb of some sort in it! She goes around to all of her neighbours asking if anyone either put a pie in her mailbox, or saw anyone do it. She then calls US Post! They are sending out an investigator, and possibly some troopers! People were keeping their children inside their houses, just to be safe from the "exploding pie!" She calls my mom! Well, my Mom knew about the joke, and was saying... no no no... quick... you have to call back the US Post right now! Your sister sent the pie! It was a joke! I guess US Post and the police didn't find this funny at all! LOL!

    So needless to say, after she got done yelling at me... she laughed her A$$ off and said I should watch my back because she is going to get me for this one! YIKES!!

    Sorry... a little long wasn't it! ;)
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:27 PM
    Stringer

    Hahahahah... only you.
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:29 PM
    starbuck8

    Hahaha! That is just the condensed version! There was a lot of things that happened before and after. I'm scared what she's going to do to me! LOL!
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:37 PM
    HistorianChick

    AAAOoooowwwwww!! I just fell down a flight of stairs... :( :( :(

    Broke my shoe AND a nail... and almost my ankle... ouch... :(

    I'm OK, just banged up. Man. That hurt like the words that get edited out of AMHD posts!
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:42 PM
    starbuck8

    Owwwieeee! Sounds like something I would do Chicky! How did you manage that one? That was a dumb question wasn't it?! Was your heel loose? I almost broke my neck when my heal broke going down the stairs one time, and have still got the scars too! Now the nail! This is serious! You must get that looked at! ;)

    I hope you don't end up with a bunch of bruises! :(
  • Jan 7, 2009, 01:54 PM
    HistorianChick

    Oh, my whole left side is red and tender... finger is swelling up (not sure how that happened), and my ankle is getting sore...

    Crappy crap. I didn't need this one today!

    No, as I hit the second step, I thought, "Huh, these shoes are rather high for these stairs." then BAM... heel caught and down I went! Ouch. It was bad for the receptionist though, she was behind her desk and since its an "L" shape attached to the wall, she couldn't get out in time to help, she was just watching!

    But you know what? My first statement after I stood up? "Man, i'm glad I don't have to go to the hospital, I didn't shave my legs this morning! Black stockings, woo-hoo!"

    That's bad. Shame on me.

    *sigh*
  • Jan 7, 2009, 02:08 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I was sitting one day and had a TV show on while I was playing with Niki. It was Montel, and he had a famous phychic Sylvia Browne on. I really wasn't watching it, but certain parts caught my attn. Someone stood up and asked Sylvia how they could talk to their dead relatives, and she said just talk to them...what do you think you have to have special seonce (sp?) or something? Oh, I forgot to mention that at the time, my computer and phone had not been working for over a wk., and I was getting really mad at the service people. Anyway, I said to Niki, (I always talk to her, lol) should we talk to Grandma and Grandpa and ask them to fix Mommy's phone and puter? Then jokingly I said...c'mon Grandma and Grandpa...you can do it! Okay, this is the part you guys are going to say to yourselves...Cuckoo!! I SWEAR that about 10 mins later, my computer fired up and I had internet connection. Well, I sat here and kinda looked around and thought nooo waaayyy!! Then I just said...uhhhmmm...thanks?? LOL! So anyway, I called my ISP, and they said, oh we're sorry, the servicemen have been so busy but you're next on the list, and he should be there by the end of the day. Okay, weird!!!

    So anyway, my sis was online on MSN, so I told her what had happened. She laughed at me and said, well since you're talking to them, can you ask Grandma to send me a homemade apple pie like she used to. So now the fun begins.

    I thought okay, as a joke I'm going to send her an apple pie. My sister lives in the States. So, I got ahold of one of her friends on her Facebook page. I told the girl that I wanted her to deliver an apple pie to my sis, along with a note from "Grandma" She thought it was funny, so agreed. Well this took forever to do, because at first she was just suppose to put the pie on my sis's doorstep, but everytime she tried, my sis's dogs would bark, or someone would see her etc. So we decided the mailbox would be best because it was near the street. So here is this poor girl, parking her car at the end of the block, ducking behind cars, carrying this apple pie! Finally she slips it into the mailbox and runs. She msg'd me and told me it was done.

    Okay, now here's what I didn't know!! My sis had a creepy mailman that had been stalking her, and she was scared of him. She had made a report to the US Post, and the guy got fired. Do you see where this is going?? LOL! She goes out and checks the mail, finds this apple pie. Immediately she thinks it's the stalker mailman. She puts the pie far away from her house just in case it has a bomb of some sort in it! She goes around to all of her neighbours asking if anyone either put a pie in her mailbox, or saw anyone do it. She then calls US Post! They are sending out an investigator, and possibly some troopers! People were keeping their children inside their houses, just to be safe from the "exploding pie!" She calls my mom! Well, my Mom knew about the joke, and was saying....no no no...quick....you have to call back the US Post right now!! Your sister sent the pie!! It was a joke!! I guess US Post and the police didn't find this funny at all!! LOL!

    So needless to say, after she got done yelling at me....she laughed her A$$ off and said I should watch my back because she is going to get me for this one! YIKES!!!!!!!

    Sorry...a little long wasn't it! ;)

    Lmao nice, just lucky she rang your mum otherwise it might have gotten even more out of hand, although I reckon you would have laughed your arse off even more (I would ave anyway lol ) great story :D

    Sounds like a nasty fall HC hope nothings broken.
  • Jan 7, 2009, 02:28 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick View Post
    Oh, my whole left side is red and tender.... finger is swelling up (not sure how that happened), and my ankle is getting sore....

    Crappy crap. I didn't need this one today!

    No, as I hit the second step, I thought, "Huh, these shoes are rather high for these stairs." then BAM... heel caught and down I went! Ouch. It was bad for the receptionist though, she was behind her desk and since its an "L" shape attached to the wall, she couldn't get out in time to help, she was just watching!

    But you know what? My first statement after I stood up? "Man, i'm glad I don't have to go to the hospital, I didn't shave my legs this morning! Black stockings, woo-hoo!"

    That's bad. Shame on me.

    *sigh*

    Have you put ice on your ankle? I think you should do that and see how it feels afterwards. See if you can get the swelling down. You could have sprained it, especially if your heels were really high. It's easy to twist it. Do you mean the whole left side of your body is numb? Now that's weird! Maybe you should go to the doctor. That doesn't sound good Chicky!
  • Jan 7, 2009, 02:33 PM
    HistorianChick

    Yes'm. I'm going home now. Have to pick up the Barbie car from the shop first though. THEN I'll go put ice on it...

    No rest for the wicked... I mean, weary! ;)

    Chicky out.
  • Jan 7, 2009, 02:33 PM
    starbuck8

    Anyone want a good laugh? Too funny!

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/w...ml#post1470630
  • Jan 7, 2009, 02:34 PM
    starbuck8
    Bye Chicky! Take care of that ankle, girl!

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