I will be the only nakie duck on this Island! It's written on that rock over there! Those are the Island commandments! See, look right up top. It's the first commandment! Boys just never follow the rules!

Yes I see it DUCKIE but here is a news flash people!!!!!!!!!!

I have pictures of the naked DUCKIE working all night with a chisel and a hammer on that rock!!!!!!!!!!!! So NO it was not some grand intervention by a higher power........IT WAS WRITTEN BY NONE OTHER THAT THE NAKIE DUCKIE !!!!!!!!!!!

T'wasn't me I tell you... t'wasn't meee! It must have been an imposter! I have an alibi! I was... uhhhmm... I was at the salon having my feather replacement therapy! Yup, that's where I was! You call the people at Salon de coup!

I have pics........you with a hammer, your butt in the air AND only one stringly, devastated, sorry feather sticking up in the moon light! :*)

It was someone in a halloween costume! I've heard they are selling them at Walmart! I want a cut of their profits!

A DUCK caught with her hand on the hammer...

The pic caught you looking directly at the camera.. DUCKIE ! With a look of GUILT and shock that cha got caught... hahahahahaha

I'm selling it to the internet you are NAKIE !

Well I wasn't going to bring this up, but I too have pics! Pictures of the Sheriff dipping into the petty cash, and taking the Oxen for a night out on the town!

Oxen? Does Allty and princess know that that is what YOU are calling them? We went for a drink, and since you guys have voted down giving me a salary, I had to take "expenses" from the "kitty."

I can't wait 'til they hear what you called them DUCKIE!

Oh now you are trying to blackmail me are you! I was speaking of the Oxen of the animal variety... yup, the ones that Harold brought over from the Castle! I saw that look of lust in your eyes when you looked at them! I saw how your were looking at their big wolly coats and their big horns! I got an overhead view, and it looks it was party central afterwards at the station!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Thanks, close......but cuter please and a little less.....

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LOL... your a hard man to please stringer :rolleyes:

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What is going on? I'm gone for a while and all heck breaks loose.

Who's Harold? We have oxen? Who's the girl M and why is she here? Ducky is getting feather replacement therapy and Stringer is blackmailing her?

Gosh, leave for a week or so and everything is weird. You really can't miss a day on AMHD, otherwise you get too far behind. :(

Someone tell me what's going on, I'm lost. :(

It's Majic Mushroom season?

Mag, if at all possible, you just made me more lost then before. :(

Magic Mushroom season? I live in Canada, that's strictly verboten here. ;)

Than before. That's what happens when you take Majic Mushrooms. It is the season you know.

No shrooms here, nope, not here, it's too cold to grow them this time of year, yup, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

So, who's Harold, why do we have oxen, and what's up with the duck? Can you give me the short sweet version? ;)

We, Harold and I, and a small army of wild hooligans, have decided to storm the castle. We will be taking it for our own. As soon as we fix the Catapult. As far as the duck... scared me and my men. We are making plans for that duck. Hot boiling oil rendered from a dragons loins should do the trick.

Oh, Harold has taken a fancy to oxen over winches. Hey, don't ask, don't tell in our outfit. More winches for us.

Looks like we have a convert... ha ha

Did you like your new girl sherriff?

Be careful those wenches are Dirrrty. Eewww