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  • Jun 12, 2008, 07:12 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by CaptainRich
    Did someone say BACON.....?!?!?!
    Got some.... Want some....??? Wrap it around your filet or eat it however you can find it........hehehe

    Kids will crash... crashes happen. Not all kids crash, not all crashes are kids.
    I'd bet Vegas probably bets on these statistics.

    Waz up wild dude? You been in jail? That's the only place you can't use a computer.
  • Jun 13, 2008, 01:22 PM
    Chery
    Hello CaptainRich.. Welcome back. We missed your cheery self!

    Have a great weekend all.

    I got my grandson's furry rocking horse assembled today, so my Sunday is going to be fun-filled watching him jump from bike to trike to horsey... Can't wait.

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  • Jun 15, 2008, 10:38 AM
    magprob
    Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.
  • Jun 15, 2008, 10:59 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Hey Chery. So it is bike time ugh? When you feel every crash as if it were your own. :)

    I know what you mean. His mom and dad ride bikes too and they already have a helmet for him when he rides with mom on her bike and he actually wears it in the house some times.. so I feel confident about the 'safety' part. Every time he comes to visit and I see new scars, scratches and bruises I just cringe, but his mom said it happened to her too when she was his age - ah, the young reminding us oldies that we shouldn't be so freaked - but I can't help it.

    His last excapade was thinking he could hold on to the curtain to stop from slipping - well now they have to repair the curtain rod and his bump is almost gone... I swear I would have freaked if I were there... but his mom has everything under control - thank goodness.

    By the way - all you dads out there... Happy belated Father's Day!

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  • Jun 19, 2008, 09:52 AM
    magprob
    1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
    2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
    3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
    4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
    5 CLICK ON "OPEN"
    ENJOY!
    Don't forget to click on "OPEN"!!

    Zoom-flash
  • Jun 19, 2008, 11:55 PM
    magprob
    I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
    Got a call center in Pakistan .
    I told them I was suicidal.
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
  • Jun 20, 2008, 01:40 AM
    magprob
    Digital Angel


    Sympathy For The Devil
    (M. Jagger/K. Richards)

    Yo!. Yo!. Yo!

    Woo Good!.

    Please allow me to introduce myself
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    I've been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a man's soul and faith

    And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
    Had his moment of doubt and pain
    Made damn sure that Pilate
    Washed his hands and sealed his fate

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game

    I stuck around at St. Petersburg
    When I saw it was a-time for a change
    Killed the czar and his ministers
    Anastasia screamed in vain

    I rode a tank
    Held a general's rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged
    And the bodies stank

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
    Ah, what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game, ah yeah

    (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
    I watched with glee
    While your kings and queens (whoo whoo)
    Fought for ten decades (whoo whoo)
    For the gods they made (whoo whoo)

    I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
    "Who killed the Kennedys?" (whoo whoo)
    When after all (whoo whoo)
    It was you and me (whoo whoo)

    Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
    I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)
    And I laid traps for troubadours (whoo whoo)
    Who get killed before they reached Bombay (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

    Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
    Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
    But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
    Is the nature of my game(whoo whoo), oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo)
    (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
    (whoo whoo)
    (whoo whoo)
    (whoo whoo)...

    Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
    Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) oh yeah (whoo whoo)
    But what's confusing you (whoo whoo)
    Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo whoo)

    Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo whoo)
    And all the sinners saints (whoo whoo)
    As heads is tails (whoo whoo)
    Just call me Lucifer (whoo whoo)
    'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo)

    So if you meet me (whoo whoo)
    Have some courtesy (whoo whoo)
    Have some sympathy, (whoo whoo) and some taste (whoo whoo)
    Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
    Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah (whoo whoo)

    Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
    Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah (whoo, whoo)
    But what's puzzling you (whoo whoo)
    Is the nature of my game, (whoo whoo) um mean it, (whoo whoo) get down
    (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)
    (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)
  • Jun 27, 2008, 12:16 AM
    magprob
    Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
    I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
    Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
    This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
    Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
    Don't think that they don't have feelings just because a radish can't scream.
    Carrot Juice is MURDER!
  • Jun 27, 2008, 02:21 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
    2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
    3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
    4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
    5 CLICK ON "OPEN"
    ENJOY!
    Don't forget to click on "OPEN" !!!

    Zoom-flash

    Oh, Mag, that was cute, I sent it out to at least 7 people and hope they enjoy their coffee break.

    I have not had a chance to visit this thread for a while, hope all of you are well and including a few Virtual Hugs!

    Love,
    Chery
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    As for 'Digital Angel'... Too many thoughts entered my mind looking at that site... maybe I've just watched and read too many science fiction in my life that this makes me wonder who exactly is behind all of this 'wonderful' stuff.
    I know where my pet is and I can call my family on the phone...
  • Jun 27, 2008, 09:53 AM
    magprob
    Hi Cherry. Good to hear from you. Haven't heard from Start for a while. I guess the bears got her out there in the woods. Oh well.
  • Jun 28, 2008, 09:39 AM
    startover22
    Ohhhhhh no they didn't. The cougars and me are friends, they protect me from all! :)
    Hope you are well Magatory!
    Just breaking free that's all!
  • Jun 28, 2008, 09:42 AM
    magprob
    Yea, one minute your breaking free then the next minute you are in jail. Just relax. Be happy.
  • Jun 28, 2008, 01:50 PM
    startover22
    It is called life...
    I am being happy... golly!;)
    Spam prices are up... and I can't get a regular cup a coffee for 99 cents anymore... this is all starting to really make me mad!
  • Jun 28, 2008, 04:45 PM
    magprob
    I told you it was going to happen months ago.
  • Jun 29, 2008, 04:49 PM
    startover22
    I know... gosh! That is the whole reason I have stuck around here;) for your sweet, kind, loving, smart advice Mag! LOLOLOL
  • Jun 29, 2008, 05:18 PM
    magprob
    It's smart but to heck with all that sweet, kind, loving crap... just real.
  • Jun 29, 2008, 05:24 PM
    startover22
    Yup... that's what I meant:)
    See you around smart Mag.
  • Jun 29, 2008, 05:26 PM
    startover22
    Heard this today, I used to love this song, and still do. Oh hush Mag, you know you love this song!
    YouTube - Bette Davis Eyes
  • Jun 29, 2008, 05:28 PM
    magprob
    Scott, you don't scare me, I'll ban myself. Better than listening to your silly, smarter than everyone in the world drivel! Piss off.
  • Jun 29, 2008, 06:24 PM
    startover22
    Oh what? If there was ever a place to be able to express our opinion, or express our right to speak, I surely thought it was here! Mag... don't be banning yourself, you will fall into the category with all the woosies in the world, you come right back here mister and hold your own!
    Oh geeze, here I go again...

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