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  • Jul 13, 2010, 07:38 PM
    EmoPrincess
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by califdadof3 View Post
    Do you have a way to charge your phone? If not what you may be able to do is if it hooks to your PC by a usb. You can charge it that way if needed. The only thing is that your computer needs to be on for the duration.

    Tomorrow will be a better day. Just remember that. Things will work out and this is just a speed bump {hugs}

    Yeah, I'm using a USB cable

    Thanks Califdad
  • Jul 13, 2010, 07:53 PM
    EmoPrincess

    I'm going to try to get some sleep. Good night Califdad!
  • Jul 13, 2010, 07:54 PM
    cdad
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx View Post
    I'm going to try to get some sleep. good night Califdad!

    Night emo.
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:07 PM
    Alty

    Phone rings. I answer.

    Me: hello

    Male caller: Allo, you be interesting in phone?

    Me: I'm interesting on the phone?

    Male caller: No, you be interesting in phone?

    Me: I already have a phone, that's why, when you called, I answered.

    Male caller: Yes but you wanting 2 phone?

    Me: I already have two phones, actually, I have 4.

    Male caller: Yes, but all phone same number?

    Me: No.

    Male caller: No? What is number?

    Me: Well one of the numbers is the one you dialed, the other is private.

    Male caller: Oh. You want 3 phone?

    Me: No thank you.

    Male caller: Oh. What I say now?

    Me: How about good bye?

    Male caller: No. I have to sell phone. You have phone. How I sell if you have?

    Me: You don't.

    Male caller: Oh.

    Me: Time for good bye?

    Male caller: Okay.

    ::click::

    I'm changing my number. :(
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:15 PM
    KISS

    That is so funny. I think you just had a few laughs. Sometimes if they won't hang up, I let them listen to the radio for a while. Figure it's their money I'm wasting.

    I'll also engage them in a conversation like you did. It's fun.

    Person A: I need two 4 Watt light bulbs

    Person B: Four what?

    Person A: No two.
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:29 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    That is so funny. I think you just had a few laughs. Sometimes if they won't hang up, I let them listen to the radio for a while. Figure it's their money I'm wasting.

    I'll also engage them in a conversation like you did. it's fun.

    Person A: I need two 4 Watt light bulbs

    Person B: Four what?

    Person A: No two.




    Gosh we used to do that all the time when we were little and I had a slumber party. Boy it was fun.:D
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:29 PM
    Alty

    KISS, I usually don't answer, or just say "no thanks" and hang up. That conversation is what happens when I'm bored out of my mind. :o

    I once had a very interesting conversation with a phone solicitor. I don't remember it word for word, but here it goes to the best of my recollection.

    Me: Hello.

    Guy: Hi, we have a wonderful promotion going on right now and you are one of the lucky people that have been selected. You will receive the newspaper for free for 2 weeks, and after that we will cut the price in half for a month.

    Me: No thank you.

    Guy: But it's free for 2 weeks. If you decide you don't want it after the 2 weeks you can always cancel it. So can I get your name and address?

    Me: No thanks.

    Guy: But it's free. Don't you want to be able to have the paper, there are tons of wonderful articles and a crossword puzzle once a week, not to mention the TV listings. If you want you can cancel it after the 2 weeks. All I need is your name and address.

    Me: No thanks.

    Guy: Can I ask why?

    Me: You just did.

    Guy: But can you tell me why?

    Me: Sure I can, but I won't.

    Guy: But it's free!

    Me: Nothing is free.

    Guy: But it is free and you can cancel it before we start charging for it.

    Me: Then it's not free, because I'd have to go through the trouble of canceling it. It's not worth my time, so I repeat... no thanks.

    Guy: But it's free!

    Me: You know what you are?

    Guy: Pardon?

    Me: You're a rapist.

    Guy: WHAT!?

    Me: How many times have I said no and you still won't give up. No means no!

    Guy: You called me a rapist!

    Me: Well consider that my free opinion.

    :: click ::

    My work here is done. ;)
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:35 PM
    KISS

    That's good too.

    I've been getting the "want fraud protection on your credit card" Legit offers from credit cards that I have. I told the I had it once, had I Identity theft and it just plain didn't work.
    Our is different. You sold it to me before. It didn't work.
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:56 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahaha I have the hardest time saying no to these people. I just bought identity protection. It's free, for another 30 days and than it's only $17.95 billed monthly. How could I pass? ** Now where's my sarcasm font?**:rolleyes:
  • Jul 13, 2010, 09:59 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Phone rings. I answer.

    Me: hello

    Male caller: Allo, you be interesting in phone?

    Me: I'm interesting on the phone?

    Male caller: No, you be interesting in phone?

    Me: I already have a phone, that's why, when you called, I answered.

    Male caller: Yes but you wanting 2 phone?

    Me: I already have two phones, actually, I have 4.

    Male caller: Yes, but all phone same number?

    Me: No.

    Male caller: No? What is number?

    Me: Well one of the numbers is the one you dialed, the other is private.

    Male caller: Oh. You want 3 phone?

    Me: No thank you.

    Male caller: Oh. What I say now?

    Me: How about good bye?

    Male caller: No. I have to sell phone. You have phone. How I sell if you have?

    Me: You don't.

    Male caller: Oh.

    Me: Time for good bye?

    Male caller: Okay.

    ::click::

    I'm changing my number. :(

    I just spit all over myself and alty-cat. I'm glad I wasn't actually drinking anything, or it would've been very messy.

    I wish I got telemarketers like that. Must've been his first day on the job.
  • Jul 13, 2010, 10:03 PM
    Kitkat22

    Bella I can't believe I finally learned to post a tread. Next learning how to merge threads or do just the experts do that?
  • Jul 13, 2010, 10:07 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    :) Just the Mods and experts. But it's very scary!
  • Jul 13, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Kitkat22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell View Post
    :) Just the Mods and experts. But it's very scary!

    Okay.. Goodnight Bella... night Alty
  • Jul 13, 2010, 10:24 PM
    Aurora_Bell

    G'night Kit.
  • Jul 13, 2010, 10:35 PM
    Just Dahlia

    I need some help here
    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/active...wn-487816.html
  • Jul 13, 2010, 11:38 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    i just spit all over myself and alty-cat. I'm glad i wasn't actually drinking anything, or it would've been very messy.

    i wish i got telemarketers like that. must've been his first day on the job.

    You spit on Alty-cat?

    Poor kitty.

    Come to Alty mommy. Big mean Heath spitting on you.

    Bad Heath. Bad girl. ;)
  • Jul 13, 2010, 11:42 PM
    KISS

    For some "What is this"? Fun for a change: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/active...-a-488121.html
  • Jul 14, 2010, 12:07 AM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You spit on Alty-cat?

    Poor kitty.

    Come to Alty mommy. Big mean Heath spitting on you.

    Bad Heath. Bad girl. ;)

    It's your fault. You made me laugh and sputter.
  • Jul 14, 2010, 12:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    it's your fault. you made me laugh and sputter.

    I am innocent.

    Completely innocent.

    It was the one armed man. :)
  • Jul 14, 2010, 12:38 AM
    hheath541

    Oh well, they're all getting treated like royalty right now. I had less food than I thought, and ended up running out today without being able to to get to the store. I had one can of wet food left over from before the babier were eating solid food. I added a can of tuna, a couple handfuls of cat treats, and a broken up piece of cheese to that so there'd be enough for all of them. I know, not the best or healthiest thing to feed my cats, but it was either that or bread. My list of cat-friendly groceries is very short.

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