Do you mean this guy Stringer;

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That's Bob, he's harmless, only eats ducks. :);)

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Do you mean this guy Stringer;

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That's Bob, he's harmless, only eats ducks. :);)

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Funny, very funny Queen Alty, but... I hear that he only eats ducks that have no feathers. And the last time I saw THE DUCK she had one feather left on her tail.

PRIZE to the one who can grab that last feather and present it to Rebbie the Princess...

Isn't it funny, when the duck is around-no Starby. When Starby is here-NO DUCK around; I wonder..?

Stringer
Tour Guide Extraordinaire

And this is Boris;

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He's the multi legged, mutant spider, but also harmless, only eats black labs. Watch out M. :);)

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Funny, very funny Queen Alty, but.............I hear that he only eats ducks that have no feathers. And the last time I saw THE DUCK she had one feather left on her tail.

PRIZE to the one who can grab that last feather and present it to Rebbie the Princess...

Isn't it funny, when the duck is around-no Starby. When Starby is here-NO DUCK around; I wonder......????

Stringer
Tour Guide

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Yes, I've noticed that too Stringer, very curious, isn't it?

I wonder, do you think that Starby and the duck are one and the same? Na, that can't be it. ;)

Stringer, I am so sad. I had many interruptions when you were advising me to wait. I didn't get the part that you had a headache! Goodness, that breaks my heart! Maybe we are getting headaches from the damp Castle, do you think so Sneezy??

Stringer, I will definitely wait for you and your deputy. Drink lots of fluids, have Marta give you a good neck and back massage with hot oil and you will get rid of that headache in no time!! You take care and get some rest!! I sure was happy to see you in the Castle for a bit. Alone in this place is just a bit too much!! AAAAAAAAgggggghhhhhhhh! What was that noise?? Ok, it is back to the chair and the 2x4 in hand for me!!

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Yes, I've noticed that too Stringer, very curious, isn't it?

I wonder, do you think that Starby and the duck are one and the same? Na, that can't be it. ;)

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I will put forth my theory that they may be the same. I wonder, could the bad witch that is said to wonder these halls put a curse on Starby? If so then she is possessed, and she can change into anything she wishes. But she pays a "price" for each time she changes... I know, she losses a feather each time. I wonder what she losses as starby...

I know (again, haha), next time you see her Alty, look deeply into her eyes, she if you can see anything that she may have "lost."

Stringer

Sugar Bear... I mean Sheriff, I will wait and walk behind you. If I got in one of those spider webs... I would make record time flyin' over the mote but might fall in because I would probably be so scared I would forget my bike.

Queen Alty, you are back... oh, that is good. Feeling better? Did you enjoy movie with kids?

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And this is Boris;

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He's the multi legged, mutant spider, but also harmless, only eats black labs. Watch out M. :);)

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OOOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h, me thinks I do not deserve to be Princess! Me thinks I cannot handle the spiders, I am going to have nightmares. Is Boris a pet Queen Alty?

I think maybe when the Duck is around, Queen Starby is put into a beautiful sleep in a room that has yet to be discovered so she doesn't know anything about the DUCK! Then Starby is given back to us to confuse us so we won't have trust in our hearts but WE DO HAVE TRUST. So we all win... right, isn't that right... right??

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Stringer, I am so sad. I had many interruptions when you were advising me to wait. I didn't get the part that you had a headache! Goodness, that breaks my heart! Maybe we are getting headaches from the damp Castle, do you think so Sneezy???

Stringer, I will definitely wait for you and your deputy. Drink lots of fluids, have Marta give you a good neck and back massage with hot oil and you will get rid of that headache in no time!!!!! You take care and get some rest!!! I sure was happy to see you in the Castle for a bit. Alone in this place is just a bit too much!!!!!! AAAAAAAAgggggghhhhhhhh! What was that noise???? Ok, it is back to the chair and the 2x4 in hand for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU are toooo funny Rebbie... I can see you (in my mind's eye, no less) sitting there with the 2 x 4 held out to threaten anything or anyone who comes too close...

Rebbie, my dear Rebbie... if Marta gives me a hot oil massage, she wouldn't get too far with it... understand? Haha

That's why she approves of me having a masseuse come in every week... she is "tired." hahaha.

Stringer (No disrespect intended)

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I think maybe when the Duck is around, Queen Starby is put into a beautiful sleep in a room that has yet to be discovered so she doesn't know anything about the DUCK! Then Starby is given back to us to confuse us so we won't have trust in our hearts but WE DO HAVE TRUST. So we all win.................right, isn't that right............right????????

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I don't know Rebbie... WHAT is that? That loud cracklin laugh, wow is almost ear shattering! I think it is the witch way down in the bowels of this dungeon... Rebbie! Rebbie! I think she heard you my dear!:eek: :eek:

Poor Starby had such a bad headache. Those are the kind that just incapacitate.

I hope you are over your headache in the morning.

Yes, I sit here with 2x4 in hand watching from every angle... ready for battle if need be. I would protect any of you that anyone tries to hurt but when it comes to just me... I am not so brave.

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And this is Boris;

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He's the multi legged, mutant spider, but also harmless, only eats black labs. Watch out M. :);)

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I'm not afraid of spiders Alty :cool:

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She heard me, are you sure?? Sugar Bear, I mean Stinger, I mean Sheriff, what to do what to do? Did Alty leave us? I thought she would know what to do about the spiders. Sleep will not come easy to me tonight.

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NO disrespect taken~~~~~~~~~~~~it is the best cure for a headache that I know of~~~~~~~~~~except those headaches that are just not of this world like some all of us have from time to time. Poor Starby had such a bad one. Those are the kind that just incapacitate.

Yes, I sit here with 2x4 in hand watching from every angle.........ready for battle if need be. I would protect any of you that anyone tries to hurt but when it comes to just me...I am not so brave.

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Remember, the "tour" will begin sometime shortly... that will be the experience of you LIFE!! You will be required to carry that 2 x 4 with you, so get some rest and... be ready, yes... be ready...

Angel, more spiders. I have been bitten by a water moccasin when I was fishing a few years ago at the river, that I can deal with but not spiders!! EWWWHHHHH! Are there lots of spiders here in the Castle? Great, just one more thing for me to try not be scared of... I sure could use that courage you talk about Sheriff. Soon... I hope.

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I'm not afraid of spiders Alty :cool:

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Yes M... I see now. Is it true that the "skeeters" are so big ans so smart in Castle Town that they fly in formation and swoop down and can grab a girl carrying a 2 x 4 and just carry her off to their nests in the mountains?? :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: ;)

Ok, I will get rested up and prepare for the battle of my life as I hunt to find my courage. I can carry the 2x4, no worries!! I am use to carrying my .357 rifle when I hunt so... I won't of course bring that but I will be carrying the 2x4.

Rebbie, do not fear the spiders, they are tame and kind. They only eat ducks, bald little ducks. :) You're not a duck, are you? ;););)

M, love the pic. I am also not afraid of spiders, actually, I really find them fascinating, I'm odd, I know. Hubby jumps on the chair when he sees a spider, and yells "Honey, honey, get it or I'll step on it!" There will be not spider stepping in my house, all spiders welcome. After all I used to date an entomologist, and I know I have nothing to fear of our 8 legged friends. :)

More spider pics anyone, give Starby a good scare when she comes back.

I'm actually on the phone with her right now, but her puter is frozen again, so she can't join in the fun and games. She says hi! :)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness! Is this my initiation for being named Princess last night?? To have the beejeebees scared out of me before the tour later??

Alty, Starby, where are you? I need help. HEY, wait a minute, what happened to all of this protecting Rebby little Sugar Bear??

What happened to my Guardian Angels?