Wiley? I think you mean coyotes. :);)

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Wiley? I think you mean coyotes. :);)

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Nope...underhanded, sneaky, flirty, inviting,.....about those pictures Alty?:) :eek:

Stringer, I will agree to sneaky, flirty, inviting, but underhanded? Not underhanded dear, accommodating. :)

The pictures are on the other thread dear, take a look. :)

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Stringer, I will agree to sneaky, flirty, inviting, but underhanded? Not underhanded dear, accomodating. :)

The pictures are on the other thread dear, take a look. :)

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No, no ,no... be strong Stringer... STRONGER... they are sirens meaning to wreck out lives!! Yes, ruin us, tempt us to hell... oh my... ;)

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No, no ,no...be strong Stringer...STRONGER...they are sirens meaning to wreck out lives!!! Yes, ruin us, tempt us to hell....oh my.....;)

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Tempt you to hell? No dear, it's a little bit of heaven, come see. :)

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Tempt you to hell? No dear, it's a little bit of heaven, come see. :)

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But... but... that is what my ex told me too... and she really... never mind (no don't even go there Stringer):mad:

Stringer dear, I would never hurt you. Don't you trust me? You should.

Oh, look, more pics, want to see, come with me. :)

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Stringer dear, I would never hurt you. Don't you trust me? You should.

Oh, look, more pics, wanna see, come with me. :)

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"Pictures"... nice. Never... enough though... :p ;) :rolleyes:

Stringer, I have the tools to get you more, more than you could look at in a lifetime, so many that you're eye's will bug out. Do you want them? Do you?

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Stringer, I have the tools to get you more, more than you could look at in a lifetime, so many that you're eye's will bug out. Do you want them? Do you?

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Nope, not necessary my dear, thank you though... got the "real" thing, the most beautiful gal around... night sweet.:)

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Nope, not necessary my dear, thank you though...got the "real" thing, the most beautiful gal around....night sweet.:)

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Aw, that's sweet Stringer, you're a good guy. :)

Night dear, sleep tight, after... :D

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Aw, that's sweet Stringer, you're a good guy. :)

Night dear, sleep tight, after......... :D

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Yeah... after.:D

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yeah................after.:D

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More salt in the wound, ouch, ouch, ouch. I miss my Wiggy! :(

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Tempt you to hell? No dear, it's a little bit of heaven, come see. :)

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What's heaven without a little bit o hell?

Yin w/out yang?

Salt w/out peppa?

Peaches w/out cream?

Tequilla w/out pants?

Wait... tequilla w/out pants isn't opposites.

Oh well.

I don't get by on me smarts.

KP, thank God. Okay, you started something and I can't get it off my mind.

Read one of your posts, got me a bit hot and bothered. Now, here I sit still hot and still bothered. Hubby is once again working nights (you're timing is amazing) and I am once again alone, without batteries (sorry kids, had to throw that in) left to my own devices. Sad, I can't stop thinking about "it".

Okay KP, what do you suggest I do, other than take a cold shower. Wait, shower, hmmmmm, never mind. ;)

LOL... so KP's responsible for today :D

No, KP is responsible for yesterday, and it carried over into today.

Wiggy's working ten hour shifts, actually yesterday it was a 12 hour shift, so he gets home late, sleeps late, and then leaves for work. I'm not getting any quality time, and it's driving me nuts.

I even went to Walmart to pick up protection, yup, just like a teenage girl, go to the counter and whisper, ahem, excuse me, where are the condoms? I'm surprised she didn't announce it over the loud speaker.

Sadly, had to take the kids along, and tried to hid the package. No such luck. All the way home Sydney asked if she could play with the funny balloons.

You'd think that would spoil the urge, sadly, not so much. :(

Alty
Don't let Sydney near the funny balloons... or you'll be needing that cabin in the woods sooner than you think :)

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Alty
Don't let Sydney near the funny balloons................or you'll be needing that cabin in the woods sooner than you think :)

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That actually reminds me of a story. When I was 15 my cousin in Germany came to live with us for a year and go to school. He was 18 at the time.

During spring break he went skiing in Jasper. While he was gone his friend sent him a letter.

My cousin called from Jasper and we told him about the letter. He was thrilled and asked us to open it and read it to him.

So we read it, got to the second page, and at the bottom is a condom in the wrapper, taped to the page.

My mom says "Mike, there's gum at the bottom of the page, do you mind if Alty has it?"

I almost choked I laughed so hard. Of course, once I told my mom what it was I ended up getting an hour long lecture, she was shocked that I knew.

Poor mom, I'll never forget that day. :)

Ha ha... nice one :)