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  • May 28, 2008, 05:01 PM
    magprob
    Gosh, I get so excited when my favorite canned meat product makes the front page news!
    I'm tingling all over.
  • May 28, 2008, 05:03 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    I like to think that you are a born hero for Spam, and for Spam eaters everywhere!
    Hero Magatory!!
    Alright, alright, I will go get some...sheesh!

    Yes, I champion the Spam cause tirelessly and without compensation. I am a man of convictions.
  • May 28, 2008, 05:03 PM
    startover22
    Ohhh well... bacon has been there before, I am not that jealous!;)
  • May 28, 2008, 05:12 PM
    magprob
    Yes, BUT, Spam is a completely man made product that can not be duplicated by mere mortals. Anyone can smoke up some bacon. Spam on the other hand, requires a regiment of highly educated scientist. It has to be chopped, spiced, formed, and coaxed into a can. That's why it has only been in existence for a mere 71 years. Before then, humans did not have the technology to pull it off. The gel alone requires extremely sophisticated equipment that injects it in the precise volume as opposed to the mass of the meat and the volume of the can. That's why you never see counterfit Spam. I am amazed at the problematic nature of a seemingly innocent looking can of Spam... just amazed.
  • May 28, 2008, 05:15 PM
    startover22
    I am not amazed that you are amazed... LMAO
    Go Magatory!
  • May 28, 2008, 05:25 PM
    magprob
    I am not amazed that you are amazed. You compare bacon to Spam when that is like comparing apples to oranges. Spam cannot even be compared to ham since ham is of inconsistent flavor, color and most importantly, taste. Spam is consistent with each serving. Uniform in color, texture, taste, right down to the consistancy of the gel that cushions it from the bangs and bruises of a hostile, outside world. I'll agree, bacon has it's place but for my food dollar, Spam is the first choice.
  • May 28, 2008, 05:35 PM
    startover22
    Just to be better, Spam adds bbacon to their product... look out Spam know it all... I am here now!

    Spam, Now with Real Bacon! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
  • May 29, 2008, 09:24 AM
    magprob
    Well Yea, Bacon sales were sluggish so the Spam Dept. helped them out.
  • May 29, 2008, 09:27 AM
    startover22
    Hahahahaha, Good morning! I would have to disagree... you see the Spam sales were down so Bacon was added to sell more.;)

    EDIT::::::::
    Had you any idea they have bacon flavored mints? Bwwahahahahaha
    http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11706.jpg
  • Jun 2, 2008, 10:08 AM
    magprob
    Prince William to patrol Caribbean with Royal Navy, Marines on two-month deployment - International Herald Tribune


    When I heard this, I ran down to my local recruiter and asked if I, Magprob, could enlist to "Patrol the azure waters of the West Indies." He told me in no uncertain terms that at my age, I wasn't worthy to patrol the azure waters of a bath tub.
    Oh well, I guess I'll be vacationing along the azure waters of Ceasars Palace again this year. I sure hope Prince William will be safe and out of reach of any helicopters.
  • Jun 2, 2008, 01:19 PM
    Chery
    Mag.. tingling all over huh? You sure it's not cut-off circulation somewhere? That happens to me when I sit indian-style too long, then my feet tingle. (just kidding dear)

    The love of azure waters is shared by me too and I will enjoy my king-sized bathtub or meet you at Ceaser's any time. Who needs royalty to have fun? I don't look like a horse, so I know I wouldn't fit in - and don't really care where they go for the summer, as long as they stay out of my life.


    Being an unbiazed(sp) friend of both of you, start.. I love bacon too. But I would like my spam to stay original (as there is not much original stuff anymore) and would like the opportunity to mix and experiment on my own. I think that I am intelligent enough to augment the taste and please my tastebuds all by my little ole self.

    I love this thread!

    Virtual hugs to you all.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_74.gifMy rubber-ducky patrols my azure area.
  • Jun 2, 2008, 04:22 PM
    magprob
    See Chery, sometimes I think you are the only sane person here. Original Spam is the best. To heck with those bacon people! Bacon should only be used to wrap around a fillet... or a Spam nugget when on the grill.
  • Jun 2, 2008, 04:38 PM
    Chery
    Oh dear,, did you forget the old original B.L.T? That still is one of my favorites. Sometimes I add an egg to it, just like fried spam with egg on top - That puts me in tastebud heaven!

    Gosh, now I'm getting mighty hungry and it's 01:37 in the morning here.

    Night,night.
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  • Jun 6, 2008, 10:00 PM
    magprob
    Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage-Smashing Pumpkins

    Watch the video.

    Breitbart.tv » Worker Freak-Out Caught On Tape Creates Internet Phenomenon
  • Jun 7, 2008, 03:56 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage-Smashing Pumpkins

    Watch the video.

    Breitbart.tv » Worker Freak-Out Caught On Tape Creates Internet Phenomenon

    This day and age, nothing surprises me anymore.

    Smashing pumpkins is a lot safer for you and those around you, so go right ahead dear.

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif
  • Jun 12, 2008, 11:11 AM
    startover22
    BACON ROCKS!
    Thank you for making sure both Mag and I were happy Chery, you are the most sane person here, I agree with Magatory!. Plus, he mentioned his love for bacon as well, so that makes him a BACON SPAM lover...
    I really just wanted to say hi to you both... now I must go again;)
  • Jun 12, 2008, 04:25 PM
    Chery
    Well, hello to you too start and mag...

    I know I have not visited this thread for a while, but was a little busy in relationship section and putting together the bike and trike I got for Alexander. They are assembled now and I can't wait until he visits this weekend - we will be outside in the yard trying them out. I'll make sure to take lots of pictures and share them with you.

    Love and Virtual Hugs to all,

    Cher

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_17.gifThe rocking horse is next... and the bike and trike had bells on them. I'm sooo excited!
  • Jun 12, 2008, 04:42 PM
    magprob
    Hey Chery. So it is bike time ugh? When you feel every crash as if it were your own. :)
  • Jun 12, 2008, 06:40 PM
    CaptainRich
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    BACON ROCKS!
    Thank you for making sure both Mag and I were happy Chery, you are the most sane person here, I agree with Magatory!!!......... Plus, he mentioned his love for bacon as well, so that makes him a BACON SPAM lover.....
    I really just wanted to say hi to you both...now I must go again;)

    Did someone say BACON..?
    Got some... Want some..? Wrap it around your filet or eat it however you can find it... hehehe

    Kids will crash... crashes happen. Not all kids crash, not all crashes are kids.
    I'd bet Vegas probably bets on these statistics.
  • Jun 12, 2008, 06:42 PM
    startover22
    Bacon, yes... bacon!

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