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  • May 17, 2008, 11:43 PM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Don't worry Mr. Quinn, when you have elastic in the waist of your dress pants a few years from now, (AKA : expandable waist) and you reach that certain golden age, when you realize youth really has slipped away, simply because you can now walk and fart in time to every step across the mall, fashion will seem a trivial indulgence and all the blig bling will be just an annoyance.

    Thanks Mag, you made my day.. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_8.gif
  • May 21, 2008, 04:57 PM
    startover22
    Sooooooo?? What's up with that?
    Went to Olive Garden last night... Bwwwahahahahahha
    Never ending salad and bread sticks... Bwwaahahahahahaaaaa
  • May 21, 2008, 05:25 PM
    magprob
    Love the salad and bread sticks but that soup with the hamburger in it is off da hook! See, I have better things to do. EAT!
  • May 21, 2008, 05:27 PM
    startover22
    I had the minestroni... YUMMMMMYYYYY
    Uh, I sure wish they had Spam on the menu (not that I would have ordered it) heehee
  • May 21, 2008, 11:26 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Hey folks. Sorry for the delay, I was unjustly " DETAINED BY HOMELAND SECURITY".
    But I'm free now! And that's what matters. I couldn't have gone through it without the support of Startover. LOL
    Thanks so much Chery & Mag. Having read your replies about my sweater... I have it washed and pressed awaiting its return to West Edmonton mall.
  • May 21, 2008, 11:30 PM
    Greg Quinn
    That's a good excuse for missing work too... " DETAINED BY HOMELAND SECURITY".
    So, I guess I'll be available for chat all day tomorrow.
  • May 22, 2008, 07:56 AM
    startover22
    Greg, it is nice to see you back. Careful out there;)
    (you press your sweaters?? )
  • May 22, 2008, 09:38 AM
    Chery
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    Gosh Greg, I hope it was not too bad.
    I found a little something to cheer you up - this is 'female' oriented, but it applies to both sexes:
  • May 22, 2008, 09:58 AM
    magprob
    That is Scary! My mind presented me with an extremely vivid picture of that. It is scary. Old ladies in Florida in a recreation room of a retirement community with tats all over dancing to Cop Killa while their nipple rings get hung up in their belt loops. Yikes!
  • May 22, 2008, 10:24 AM
    startover22
    Ohhhhh, my goodness...
    I just got a email about this and wish I would have saved it for this conversation... Eeewwww
  • May 22, 2008, 10:38 AM
    firmbeliever
    Hi people,
    Just having a look see...

    Chery,
    Loved that cartoon you posted... heheh.. aint it the truth!
  • May 24, 2008, 08:21 AM
    startover22
    YouTube - Ray LaMontagne - Trouble
    Hi!
  • May 24, 2008, 08:28 AM
    magprob
    YouTube - Ray lamontagne crazy

    YouTube - Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
  • May 24, 2008, 08:32 AM
    startover22
    I haven't heard the original version... at least I don't think. Checking it out now, Thanks!
  • May 24, 2008, 08:38 AM
    startover22
    That's it... why don't I have his CD, I love so many of his songs and... I will get it today or tomorrow!;)
    See you, time to go hiking, hold a slimey salamandar so the boys can pick up another, get ma feet wet... Sit in the sun and close my eyes... smell the earth, and the out houses... LMAO K. going geeze!;)
  • May 24, 2008, 01:43 PM
    Greg Quinn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Chery
    Gosh Greg, I hope it was not too bad.
    I found a little something to cheer you up - this is 'female' oriented, but it applies to both sexes:

    -----------LMAO
  • May 24, 2008, 05:13 PM
    magprob
    YouTube - Gene Vincent - Rip It Up 1958
  • May 25, 2008, 04:04 AM
    Chery
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    That is Scary! My mind presented me with an extremely vivid picture of that. It is scary. Old ladies in Florida in a recreation room of a retirement community with tats all over dancing to Cop Killa while their nipple rings get hung up in their belt loops. Yikes!

    Gosh, I forgot all about the nipple rings. When I see all these wonderful 'examples' of our future I grin inside because we know the secret of 'Gravity'!

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_8.gif
  • May 28, 2008, 04:56 PM
    magprob
    Spam sales rise as consumers trim spending - U.S. business - MSNBC.com

    Spam's maker, Hormel Foods Corp., reported last week that it saw strong sales of Spam in the second quarter, helping push up its profits 14 percent. According to sales information coming from Hormel, provided by The Nielsen Co., Spam sales were up 10.6 percent in the 12-week period ending May 3, compared with last year. In the last 24 weeks, sales were up nearly 9 percent.

    I like to think that maybe, just maybe, I had a little something to do with the increased sells of Spam. I tout the benefits of Spam everywhere I go. It's inexpensive, delicious and a great alternative to Mutton. As a matter of a fact, just yesterday, I added three more cases to the larder.
  • May 28, 2008, 04:58 PM
    startover22
    I like to think that you are a born hero for Spam, and for Spam eaters everywhere!
    Hero Magatory!
    All right, all right, I will go get some... sheesh!

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