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  • Sep 4, 2009, 09:28 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    You are really into proofs. Okay, keep your eyes open. ;)

    Aren't I the lucky one!
  • Sep 4, 2009, 09:30 AM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Aren't I the lucky one!

    :)
  • Sep 8, 2009, 09:19 AM
    kctiger

    Come hither my AMHD crew!!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 09:27 AM
    shazamataz

    You yelled, I hithered...

    And I brought a water pistol, oh what's that... you are wearing thin white pants??

    :: evil laugh ::
  • Sep 8, 2009, 09:29 AM
    kctiger

    Thin white pants with no underwear!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 09:48 AM
    shazamataz

    :: puts the water pistol away and gets out a garden hose ::

    Awwww yeah :cool:
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:09 AM
    Alty

    Shazzy, I have a pressure washer. :)
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:10 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Shazzy, I have a pressure washer. :)

    Wouldn't that sting! :eek:

    Or would it make him stand to attention... hmmmmm
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:14 AM
    kctiger

    I don't believe we need a pressure washer. Go easy on my gals!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:16 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Thin white pants with no underwear!


    Kc,I can't even mentally look at you,get some knickers on man!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:17 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    I don't believe we need a pressure washer. Go easy on my gals!

    Your gals? :confused:

    Aren't they your boys? :confused:

    More coffee. I think I need more coffee.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:17 AM
    mudweiser

    My boobs totally hurt today.

    -- maybe they're growing.

    Yes.

    Nah.

    It's because I'm pregnant.

    Not.

    Sarah
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:18 AM
    kctiger

    Meant me, not my! I need coffee as well.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:18 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    My boobs totally hurt today.



    Sarah

    Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:19 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!

    I thought I should share something personal:)

    Sarah
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:20 AM
    kctiger

    Well you'll here no complaints from me.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:21 AM
    Alty

    So, since this is the Love boat and I can flirt but can't touch, I think I'll tell you about what happened to me this weekend.

    We went out for dinner on Friday night to celebrate Jared's birthday. We went to a buffet that we love, go there often.

    Anyway, I'm standing in line when this young guy (22,23) gets in line behind me. We finally get to the food so we're standing side by side when we both reach for the same thing.

    He looks at me, then looks down to my chest. At that point I lost him. I probably could have speared him with my fork and he wouldn't have noticed.

    I finally cleared my throat to get his attention and said "sweetie, my eyes are higher up and let go of the tongs!"

    He turned beet red. :)

    I love 20 something's, they're fun.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:21 AM
    shazamataz

    You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:22 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Well you'll here no complaints from me.

    Next time I'll come in talking about my vagine.

    Or not.

    God today is one busy day for me.

    I hate my job. Ugh

    Well I almost have enough money saved up to go back to school.

    Hurrah.

    Sarah
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:23 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Now that is one hell of an icebreaker!
    Until you read this;

    Quote:

    It's because I'm pregnant.
    :eek:
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:23 AM
    kctiger

    That story is funny Alty. Wow, what a poor little dude. Those types of 20 something's give me a bad name!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:24 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?

    I'm actually 14 but thanks for the comp.

    I did make out with my bestfriend's boyfriend a few nights ago. Maybe he enpragnated me.

    ZOMG.

    Sarah
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:24 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    You may be "pegonant" Sarah, are you 15 years old and have you looked at a man lately?

    OMG! I touched a man today! :eek:

    Say it isn't so. I don't want to be pregnant in my virginia. :(

    Wait. Are we in the right forum for this?

    No! We're not!

    Sarah started it Ben! :rolleyes:
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:26 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I'm actually 14 but thanks for the comp.

    I did make out with my bestfriend's boyfriend a few nights ago. Maybe he enpragnated me.

    ZOMG.

    Sarah

    Can't tell if serious?? :cool:

    Elaborate for me Muddy!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:26 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    That story is funny Alty. Wow, what a poor little dude. Those types of 20 somethings give me a bad name!

    What made it worse was that hubby saw the whole thing and all he could do was laugh... a lot... loudly... while pointing.

    I don't think that guy will ever go there for dinner again.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:26 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I'm actually 14 but thanks for the comp.

    I did make out with my bestfriend's boyfriend a few nights ago. Maybe he enpragnated me.

    ZOMG.

    Sarah


    Ooohhh,did you say like my boyfriend and my boyfriend are bbf and like l8r dude.:):(:):(:):eek:

    Forgot.. lol lol lol lol lol lol.. n I hate my parents,there sooo mean.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:27 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post

    Say it isn't so. I don't want to be pregnant in my virginia. :(

    :

    For some reason I just pictures a Pommegranite orchard in Virginia...

    Then I pictured a girl with trees for pubic hair..

    Ok I'm, leaving this thread now.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:27 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Can't tell if serious??? :cool:

    Elaborate for me Muddy!

    I'm 14 isn't that illegal? Let's ask scott ;)


    Haha guys I'm so sorry but lunch break is over. Got to get back to dirty pervy men.

    -sigh-

    Sarah
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Justwantfair
    Good Morning, love birds.
    Hope the day is bright for you. :)
    Sorry I missed the water fight.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:28 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I'm 14 isn't that illegal? Let's ask scott ;)


    haha guys I'm so sorry but lunch break is over. Gotta get back to dirty pervy men.

    -sigh-

    Sarah

    As opposed to what you encounter on here... :rolleyes:
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:28 AM
    kctiger

    Sup Justy...
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:29 AM
    Justwantfair
    Not much KC.
    Do you know where you are this morning?? :p
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:30 AM
    kctiger

    Unfortunately I know where I am not, and that is my bed.
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:30 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Good Morning, love birds.
    Hope the day is bright for you. :)
    Sorry I missed the water fight.

    You didn't miss it, I'm just filling up the balloons.

    I could use a hand.

    Poor KC is outnumbered. :D :cool:
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:31 AM
    Justwantfair
    LOL. If you had a four day weekend than you would just be worried about your bed tomorrow...
    Guess it will be an early night for you tonight. :)
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:32 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Poor KC is outnumbered. :D :cool:

    He loves when that happens. :cool:
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:33 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    He loves when that happens. :cool:

    Truth!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 10:33 AM
    Alty

    I've got to run for a bit all, time to do some house work and stuff. ;)

    Be good. :)
  • Sep 8, 2009, 11:03 AM
    kctiger

    I like the way everyone quits flirting when Alty leaves... whimps!!
  • Sep 8, 2009, 11:07 AM
    Justwantfair
    That just means that Alty is the instigator!

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