The gold? There's gold? I prefer plantinum. ;)
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I uh... well you got me there;)
I need a nap before the commotion starts... I want a nap I should say, I just ironed 4 pairs of pants, 4 shirts and then put everything away. My dad used to pay me 25 cents for shirts and 50 cents for pants... theat means someone owes me three bucks! Where is my money?
K, thanks;)
BEAR!! You have shown up on my page as my friend, but I don't show on yours... you know that little + sign next to your name... I just added you, but as we all know you're my fave;) So HUGS... and add me as your friend... LOL
Okies start ill go find that plus sign :)
Found it hugs :)
Awww you can't say I'm your fave, you'll make me blush :o
Hey Starty! Weren't you on my FB? I don't see you there now! I just sent you a friend request. Or are you guys talking about MS?
About the friends list on the desk :)
Ohhhh! You mentioned Facebook awhile back. I thought you were talking about that! ;)
Start wanted pics of me in my new suit when I go to this wedding next weekend lol and I said they'll probably end up on Facebook,lol what I forgot to mention was that theyd probably be of me when I'm bladdered :D
Bladdered... heehee! I haven't heard that one in awhile! Same with Blotto! ;)
Well, I got to go lay down... maybe on the bottom bunk this time! Lol. My leg is really killing me today. I didn't get much sleep lastnite because I couldn't get it in a comfy position.
Have a good one Bear!
Bear... you know you are my fave;)
A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my darling husband"
The fairy waved her magic wand; and -- poof! -- two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.
He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. "
"I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! -- the husband became 92 years old.
The Moral of the story :
Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember; Fairies are Female.
Quote:: Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember; Fairies are Female.
Now are you sure? :p Heehee!
Well this is where everyone is! Why didn't you tell me you were all out at the campfire Sheriff?
YouTube - Meatballs Final campfire
THAT was too funny... I won't show that to the kids;)
Mornin Starty! Yeah, I almost forgot about that movie. It was funny!
What I'm watching now isn't so funny. It's in fact sickening and infuriating! I'm only watching it to learn how they are rehabiliting dogs that were in Michael Vicks twisted dog fighting ring. Some of them were rescued, and taken in to be treated. I just can't believe the things that scumbag put these dogs through. He pulled out all of the teeth of some, after they lost a fight, so it could be a breeder dog and not attack the male. Some were bait dogs used to get the other dogs ready for a blood fight... and so on. I hope Vick never sees the light of day ever again!!
Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day
I think that you girls are going to like this one.
Good afternoon everyone!
Alty's tired, got home at 4am, had a blast though, but I'm getting too old to stay up that late, or early, not sure. ;)
How's everyone else?
What... did you just wake up Alty? LOL!
... and yes Stringy I watched the video! I parallel park like that in my sleep! :p
YES! I've attempted to drive over other vehicles to get MY spot many times! Now the owners of the other cars aren't so happy... but screw them! LOL! ;)
Okey dokey.
Yes Starby, I just got up. I'm old, I need my 7 hours sleep every night. ;)
YAWN! I need a nap. ;)
I barely got any sleep... and I wasn't even out partying! I need a nap soon! :p
I just got some absolutely crazy news from my little (big) girl. I'm actually seething right now! Can you see my big teeth getting ready to bite?! LOL!
I just saw the cabin door open all on it's own! Could it be a ghostie?. or are you guys playing tricks on me again?! :p
Hey everyone. I should be around more now. Everything is back to normal at work now. Except that they cut my hours back to 40. Valentines day was horrible. Everything that could have went wrong did get wrong. I was able to get my fiancé some flowers and a card, and a few gifts. Anyway, We were supposed to go to a really nice restaurant in Indianapolis. We made it up there ten minutes early, but I couldn't find it and then when I found it, I missed it by 40 minutes, so The reservation was thrown out. So, what did I have to eat on the way back home? Arby's. In a suit. Can you imagine? Anyway, That's my story and sorry for complaining. I did have a great day yesterday, and seen the new Friday the 13th movie. It was really good. Anybody else see it yet?
Good Morning Adam, sorry to hear about missing your dinner reservations, that is a real bummer, but I am sure you had GREAT company ;) and that is definitely all that matters. Bet Arby's employees had a few :confused: over their heads.
Haven't seen Friday the 13th, haven't seen ANY of them, don't think there is a plan to see them in ANY near future for me. :eek:
I am not good with scary movies, I end up covering my eyes through 90% of them. They just seem to be getting more and more gorey, which a lot of people like, but it is not for me.
I see. It isn't for a lot of people. I prefer comedy, but my fiancé likes scary movies sometimes, even though they cause her to have nightmares sometimes. Now she won't stay at home by herself since I took there to see that movie. LOL
Hey Stringer, how far into the western suburbs? I am from Rockford and just caught that... sometimes I am fairly blond.
If you want to get some attention:...
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' He said 'No,' but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said 'All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.' George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available'.
I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.
Sunny and COLD... I am sick of winter, ready for some warmer days.
Ready for a brand new work week.
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