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  • Jan 15, 2009, 07:01 PM
    Alty

    KP, quick, get into my room, you'll be safe there.

    Oooh, supper's here. Later kids. :)
  • Jan 15, 2009, 07:07 PM
    kp2171
    Who the hell asked for safe??

    Ooh... supper?

    [sitting quietly for his din din]

    [34 f's work great, give or take some give or take]
  • Jan 15, 2009, 07:18 PM
    Alty

    32 F, 32, not 34! ;)

    Are you lactose intolerant? It really doesn't matter, I'm lactose free! :)
  • Jan 15, 2009, 07:28 PM
    kp2171
    Mkay... 32f... 34f... don't care.

    Just make it hard for me to breathe.

    And make it hard.
  • Jan 15, 2009, 07:29 PM
    kp2171
    Crap...

    This is probably the wrong forum for this.

    Oops.

    Ban me.
  • Jan 15, 2009, 07:30 PM
    Alty

    I can't ban you, I don't have the heart for it, just can't do it. Wait, I can ban you, to my room, now mister. Don't worry mods, I'll make sure he doesn't do it again. :)
  • Jan 15, 2009, 08:01 PM
    retsoksirhc

    Did someone say din din?
    This is the perfect thread for...

    NOM NOM NOM!
  • Jan 15, 2009, 08:08 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by retsoksirhc View Post
    Did someone say din din?
    This is the perfect thread for...

    NOM NOM NOM!

    Uhhmmm... hehhhh?
  • Jan 16, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Alty

    Nom? Huh? Is that french? :)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:17 PM
    KISS
    TIH2O

    For the full effect it must be in all caps, but the forum doesn't allow. Somehow adding ths line made it work. Yippie.
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Alty

    Something about water KISS? But what? Darnit, I'm lost again. :(
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:20 PM
    firmbeliever

    What does that mean... "tih20"?
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:21 PM
    Alty

    I don't know either Firmy. At least I'm not alone. :)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:21 PM
    HistorianChick

    Funny, when I saw it I thought, "Ditto?? Huh?"

    Weird... must be too much coffee... :D
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:27 PM
    KISS

    I'll let it simmer for a while then you'll ROTFLMAO. I promise.
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:29 PM
    KISS

    Alty:

    If your lost, get a GPS.
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:36 PM
    Alty

    GPS? Kidding. ;)

    Okay, tih20, let's dissect it. I really think it has something to do with water, but the ti part, no idea. Anyone?
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:45 PM
    retsoksirhc

    It should be noted that it's an Oh "O" and not a zero "0"

    The first thing that comes to my mind is "This is hard to operate"
  • Jan 16, 2009, 01:46 PM
    Alty

    Oooh, Retsy, I like it. Okay, I'm going with you on this one. :)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:00 PM
    KISS
    It's not "Titanium Water"

    Ti is the symbol for Titanium
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:04 PM
    Alty

    Two Ice in the water? Is that it? ;)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:05 PM
    KISS

    Remember, it has to be funny?
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:07 PM
    KISS
    This thread is about nonsense, so can you make sense out of what is seemingly nonsense?
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:14 PM
    Alty

    In other words, you made it up, it means nothing, I can't Google it, not fair! :(
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:25 PM
    KISS

    Nope. Not made up,
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:34 PM
    Alty

    I googled it, found a site that claims someone used this as their license plate and that it's considered obscene, but they wouldn't say why.

    I give up. Uncle, uncle, uncle. Please tell me.
  • Jan 16, 2009, 02:48 PM
    KISS

    Yep, that's it. A supervisor saw it when he was vacationing and that's how I know. Sii, I didn't make it up.
    Sleep on it.
  • Jan 16, 2009, 03:02 PM
    talaniman

    Now that's just great, waiting for an answer to a riddle!! This thread started so dignified, and now I can't show my face in public!
  • Jan 16, 2009, 03:37 PM
    Alty

    Tal, no worries, I've got a paper bag you can wear, I cut out holes so you can see, and another hole so you can breath. I even decorated it with polka dots and sparkles, it's really pretty, ooh, and a paper sailor hat and a fake mustache (I picture you with a mustache). So, no worries, you're all set to go out! :)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 04:04 PM
    talaniman

    That makes two paper bags I have, thanks to you, and the grandaughter. Hmmm, hers has sparkles too, hey what's going on here??
  • Jan 16, 2009, 04:07 PM
    Alty

    What can I say, you're obviously a sparkles kind of guy, sadly you're also a paper bag kind of guy, at least according to your grandaughter. ;)

    Did hers include a hat? How about the mustache? Wear mine, wear mine, please. :)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 06:42 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    TIH2O

    Read it backwards...

    I think this is the reflective compliment of

    "oh sh!t"...

    Am I right?
  • Jan 16, 2009, 07:19 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    read it backwards...

    i think this is the reflective compliment of

    "oh sh!t"...

    am i right?

    I think you got er! ;)
  • Jan 16, 2009, 07:26 PM
    KISS

    Yep, a front license plate of a car, as seen in the rear view mirror by the driver ends up as you described.

    Good job!

    You get the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award for today.

    Obscene is in the eye of the beholder. It just missed the censors that's all.
  • Jan 16, 2009, 07:41 PM
    starbuck8

    Bear... go to bed... it's past your bedtime! LOL!
  • Jan 16, 2009, 08:07 PM
    starbuck8

    I guess Bear took my advice and went to bed! He was here! I see all! He cannot be invisible! I know you're here too Rome! LOL! I like my invisible glasses! :D
  • Jan 16, 2009, 10:04 PM
    KISS

    Hey Alty:

    Ever want to keep tabs on your hubby, try this:

    Trace My Man | Mobile Phone Tracing GSM Tracing
  • Jan 16, 2009, 10:09 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Hey Alty:

    Ever want to keep tabs on your hubby, try this:

    Trace My Man | Mobile Phone Tracing GSM Tracing

    Now why did you bust us? Alty wasn't suppose to know! Quick Wiggy... grab this towel and run!
  • Jan 16, 2009, 10:35 PM
    artlady

    Hay .I didn't know there was a Loungeee.
    :mad:I didn't get the memo. The new girl is always the last to know.:(
    There is so much I don't know about your secret society.

    That's why sometimes nothing makes sense because you are talking in the lounge (elitist)

    You people all rock really!
  • Jan 16, 2009, 10:37 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    Hay .I didn't know there was a Loungeee.
    :mad:I didn't get the memo. The new girl is always the last to know.:(
    There is so much I don't know about your secret society.

    Thats why sometimes nothing makes sense because you are talking in the lounge (elitist)

    You people all rock really!!

    Now that you've found the lounge... can you help me find my cheese? It's been missing for a long time!

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