They ain't hillbillies! I'll betcha none of them have ever married their sister.
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They ain't hillbillies! I'll betcha none of them have ever married their sister.
I bet none of dem was ever even married.
They is Canadian hillbilly want to be's I think
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** crap... beat to it***
The theorem of truth that timothy the tyranical turtle thought threatened the tiny town through terrorized tyrsts of truly tumultuous troubled times
Terrible! I mean it's good, but that turtle is terrible!
Maybe the terrible turtle is in its terrible twos?Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
Utley unicorn understood an unusual urge to use ukeleles... usually, and unfortunately, urging others unto uninspired undulation.
Very visually vibrant vivacious Valerie is vulnerable and vacillates with vast various vague view points. Often vindictive versions vividly verbalized venomously.
Alfred the Amazing Acrobat Almost Bounced Beyond the Backyard But Bounded Betwixt the Carport and the Cabana Creating a Cacophony of Calamitous Craziness that Destroyed our Doggone Doghouse Ending Everything Early, Even our Easter Egg Hunt. Friggin Flake! Goldurn Goofball! Hell!
Love that one mag :)
SHHH! I'm watching the new Amy Winehouse Christmas special, The Twelve Steps Of Christmas.
So sorry :)
O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL
O come all ye faithful,
All who care for justice,
O look ye, O look ye at Bethlehem ;
Come and behold it
Under occupation.
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
Tell the world.
Sing, all ye people,
Sing in indignation,
Be with the citizens of Bethlehem ;
Sing out for justice,
Freedom from oppression.
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
O come, let's not ignore it,
Tell the world.
Pricey presents... parking problems... people pushing... pricetags... price-checks... pretty paper... pesky packages... pooped!
The bizarre brazarre bazaar to benefit the bailout brought beautiful but brazen babes with billions of bucks busting beyond the blockade before they began the bazaar.
Good one NH... but you cheated! Your letter is Q! Let's see what you can come up with there girl! :D;)Quote:
Originally Posted by N0help4u
... or hey... I think I got it wrong... you guys messed me up! I thought we were going in order!. but it got changed up along the way! Oh well!
We have been jumping around since the second time through a few pages ago at least.
Yeah, I noticed that afterwards! LOL! ;)
Peter Piper Poked a Pack of Pickled Peckers! :p
... so lame! Haha!
Susy sold seashells by the seashore in slutty sandals and a sarong. :)
Magic Michael made Mickey's monkeys mysteriously move to Macedonia making many marvel.
Big Beautiful Bouncy Butt Buoyant as a Boat Bobbing Below the Bridge.
Big beautiful boobs bouncing boisterously beneath a bra. :)
Boisterous Boobs I like
I know Mag, after all, you stole my bra. ;)
Well, you shouldn't have left it in the back of my truck.
The Indian News Service, IANS, is reporting on December 25th, that a new species of blind snake has been discovered for the first time in Himachal Pradesh. The 287 mm long specimen has a shiny dark brown body and was found from a village in the state's Mandi district.
Its scientific name is Tynius wienius of family Tynius Pinius. (But records indicate this species was first described in 513 BC On X rated cave wall drawings.
The scientists - H.S. Mehta, Uttam Saikia and D.K. Sharma - have got the sample of the species from a village in Mandi district. The villagers are said to be in great pain and anguish because of it.
'Worm snakes are harmless blind species found mainly in Southeast Asia. They are burrowing reptiles that lead a secretive life. Because of the subterranean mode of existence, they are rarely seen and probably one of the reasons for little knowledge about their biology and ecology,' Mehta told IANS.
OK, I'm going to share a secret with you. I have discovered the most powerful, amazing, unbelievable thing ever. What is that you ask?
Fart accelerator! Yes! Fart accelerator!
A little background:
I decided to make sour dough bread you see. So, I had to make the sour dough starter.
Flour
Yeast
Sugar
Water
Mix together and allow to "ripen" or ferment for three days.
OK, I let it sit for three days and I thought it smelled absolutely wonderful so, I tasted it. It tasted so good, I had a full tablespoon full of it!
So, I kind of forgot about it but in about two hours... WHOA!
My lower gut got hot and I was doubled over with gas pains for a few minutes. Then, I felt like I had to poo. Couldn't poo though. Then, suddenly, I ripped the longest, most disgusting fart I had ever experienced in my entire life! It went on and on and on and on! My Chuhauhas started yelping and ran under the couch... no kidding... honest!
I was so amazed, I had to sit down and access the situation, fearing that my gut may explode or rupture of something.
In about three minutes, I felt it coming on again so I got the clock with the second hand and BLAMMMMM!
It kept going and going and going for 18 seconds! 18 SECONDS! The first one was longer for sure!
I have discovered the super fart secret of the ages!
Can this be marketed? I asked my wife that very question and she just gave me a dirty look. She said I woke her up last night with my horrendous smell. She is not real happy.
Anyway, just imagine. A whole new industry could be created around this. Farting contests, Guinness Book Of World Records. Divisional championships.
Man! I'm hyped!
It's Amazing!
I just had to spray down my computer! Sign off Mag! For the love of God... sign off!
Mag... I didn't want to keep reading that... but I did. Visuals are not good with this subject.
Can you please send me a starter? I love getting those;)
I can't right now start. The fire department and the state Hazardous Materials Section is here. I'm afraid Al Gore is going to tax my butt. This is getting out of hand.
K, understood. LOL weirdo;)
Mag, you have too much time on your hands. ;)
Fabulous farts flourish flambouantly at Mags farm. :)
Flatulent fumes ferment and fly far from Finland to Fresno and fuel forest fires! Firefighters fall!
Hee, hee, good one Starby. :)
Fifty-something Fanatical Farter Flings Funky Fragrance Farther and Faster than First Figured, Forcing French to Flee.
Funny!
Fart is the funniest word ever until MAG uses it and tells of his experiences. Now I will leave, as I can't make any good ones up... Hugs and lots of love...
YouTube - "The Grove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite
Damn, in that tube-top, you make me almost forget you are my cousin.
LMAO... you were supposed to keep that between you and I MAG!!
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