Starby, I think you've officially lost it! :)
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Starby, I think you've officially lost it! :)
Hmmmmmm Alty I am not sure if I want your meaning of "handy" hon... that could be dangerous... I have to watch my blood pressure you know...
Marta and I are going to Brookstone's to get one of those nice leather vibrating chairs for me so I can relax some between the massages...
MOMMA?? :confused: Should I react?? I know that you will tell me the truth... MommaQuote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
I want one of those chairs! I do... I dooo! I know that Alty is going to tell me NO... but I doooo! :p
Is my translator fooling with me again? Derned translator... I pay him good money! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Yummy! :)Quote:
vibrating chairs
Okay, just to end the suspense, and because Stwingy won't play my game and guess. A handy is a cell phone. Now don't you feel silly, thinking it was something dirty. :)
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
I thought he was free Starby, and you get what you pay for. :)
We saw it recently when we were shopping and it practically does everything to relax you (-Alty, I said almost). 30 different massages, heat, music, leg massages, and these two sides come up and squeeze and massage your calf muscles too... black over stuffed leather with a kick out leg rest... heaven. I have a great wife and lover don't I?:D:D:)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
But... oh I do feel silly, but based upon past experience... I thought for sure... never mind... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
I want a massage chair, I want, I want! Santa, I've been good, send me a chair. No, not to the chair, send a chair!
Darnit, I hate it when it's not clear. Don't you? ;)
Got to make dinner, drinking on an empty tummy isn't good, even though it is a bit fun.
Later kids. :)
You call your chair your lover Stringy? Hahahaha! Gotcha! I know! Those chair are great! They have one at the mall here, and it costs a buck for about 10 minutes of complete luxury! I love that chair... I want that chair... I shall have that chair! :p
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Originally Posted by Stringer
But Stwingy, Momma said it, so you should have known it wouldn't be bad. :)
I love it when I get to surprise you. :)
Really, got to cook, got to eat, tummy growling, hungry, very hungry, the bunnies are starting to look tasty. KIDDING! Gosh, as if. ;)
Later.
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Originally Posted by starbuck8
And I will call it squishy and it will be my squishy! :)
Why am I still here? I really have to cook. Darnit, why does life always get in the way of my fun? ;)
Bunnies! Quick... hop while you can! Your Mommie is licking her lips! Hop little buddies... HOP!
Got to run and pay for my chair... it will be delivered around the 18th of December, so before Christmas...
No Starduck (maybe we will also have duck for Christmas too Alty?)
I meant that I have a great wife and lover... both being MARTA... hee hee... but I will love that chair!
Be back later...
Am I all by my lonesome again? Momma's watching TV, sister Alty is pigging out on something, and where is Stwingy? I'm sure he's waiting in the closet, and he's going to jump out and try to scare me!
You just want me to think you're going to get the chair don'tcha? I'm not falling for that old trick again! :p
BOO!
Hee, hee, I made the duck lose a feather ::giggle, giggle::
I'm back, dinner was yummy, but I promised the kids we'd watch a movie so I'm only here for a min.
Poor ducky, all alone. Maybe one of the other kids will come and play. :)
What happened? The whole room went dark! Yikes! Someone locked the door on me, and I couldn't get in! Then someone came and plucked a feather in the dark... and now me is scareded! :( ::whhaaaaa::
STRINGER:
KNOCK ! KNOCK ! Wow, hey guys come on over here lookie through the key hole here in the door... is that a completely nakedie duckie... sitting over there in the corner shaking?
NEIGHBOR GUY:
Hey Stringer, here take my camera catch a few pics !
STRINGER:
Naw... that wouldn't be too nice now, would it?
NEIGHBOR GUY:
But we can pay for that expensive chair with the pics on the internet !
STRINGER:
Naw... I am not that kind of guy, I'll just watch, ssshhhhhhhhh.
NEIGHBOR GUY:
But we can make thousands !
STRINGER:
Naw... really ?
NEIGHBOR GUY:
Yep, it is easy and the duckie is nakie...
STRINGER:
Thousands, you say?
NEIGHBOR GUY:
YES!! Quick start clickin...
STRINGER:
Naw... (thousands--really? ) No, I can't, look at that pitiful thing sitting over there in that corner, shaking with her arms crossed over her breast, her duck bills are chattering... and she is blue now...
Eh hmmmm... money isn't everything Neighbor... that nakie duckie used to be a proud feathered duck... once upon a time...
Who is this meddling evil neighbour you're trading information with? I bet he is the one that stole my 'down' pillow and blanket that Momma made for me when I was just a wee little duckling! We went out for a waddle one day... and it was gone when I got home! :( My Grammy and Grammpy's first feathers were in that pillow!
Pillow Fight! :)
Noooooooooooo... not my great auntie and uncle!
Aw, poor wee ducky. Don't worry, we'll make you a new pillow, come here. ::pluck, pluck, pluck:: oops, I plucked all the new feathers that were starting to grow. Oh well. Here's your new pillow. :)
Actually duckie, you look quite silly standing there with your hands on your hips nakie... with a look of anger in those duckie eyes...
Whew... glad it isn't me that you have it in for... :)
She won't stay mad long, I've invited her for Christmas. :)
Shhh, Stringer, don't tell, she doesn't know she's invited to be the main course. ;)
Now that sounds a little like adult sexuality related if I even heard it... HAHAHA
God I love this group... :)
Got to love adult sexuality, especially when talking to new adults. ;)
I feel like such a hypocrite when I talk to teens and tell them not to have sex.
I bet they all think I'm some crotchety old virgin with 80 cats. ;)
Alty... we know the real truth! You don't look a day over 75, and your eyesight is failing you! There are only 71 cats! The others are of a different species! Hey... get that bunny out of the fishbowl! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
What happened to the other 9? Did I eat them? Oh no! Snooky, Pookie, Fluffy, Snuffy, Cuddles, Noodle, Pebbles, FiFi, Lady, where are you? Come back, Momma's sorry! :(Quote:
There are only 71 cats
I have a fish bowl? Oh no! :eek:Quote:
bunny out of the fishbowl!
You forgot Sloppy, Moppy, Cocky and Floppy! Oh no sorry... those are the humans in your family! LOL!
Ooh, I know who Sloppy is, yup, I remember him. His nicknames are, Lazy, Sleepy, Stinky and Jerk, it all depends on the day. ;)
LMAO! Jerk must be the runt of the litter! ;)
*Yawn*... Goooood Morning
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Originally Posted by Stringer
Yep all true stringer LOL :)
LMAO... nice starbs ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
M, I have a kindy that's knee high to a grasshopper, she's knackered and I don't want a kafuffle. Do you have anything to kick in that might help?
I tried. ;)
LOL, That was actually quite funny seeing how we have a cat.
Jeebus, My sweet tooth is driving me crazy! And I can't eat anything.
That sucks Guy. Tell you what, I'm making cake, I'll have a slice for you. Sound good? ;)Quote:
and I can't eat anything.
Heh, YOU WANT CAKE??
What kind?
eat me, delicious: Elvis Fluffernutter Cake
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